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Short Debts Make Long Friends by wrathkitty
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Nov 2025
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“Are you okay?”
“No,” you faintly reply, words muffled from speaking into his chest, “but I’m pretty good at faking it, so let’s just go with that.”
Something that might have been a snort of modulated laughter eclipses the roaring in your ears.
“It’s my fault. Shouldn’t have pulled you up so fast.”
Buddy, there are so many ‘shouldn’ts’ going on right now that you shouldn’t even try to count.
The beskar’s reassuring solidity against your brow helps slow the spinning in your head, and you shift to rest your cheek on its cool, glassy surface. Ordinarily you wouldn’t dream of invading someone's space, but between the asthma attack, the nosebleed, and this science fiction clusterfuck, any semblance of sanity was long gone.
The realization his posture has gone rigid, and you’ve all but tucked your head under his chin rapidly clears the cobwebs, however. You twist out of his grip, blurting out an apology as you hastily step back to a safe arm’s length away. Of all the strangers in the galaxy to cuddle up to, you pick a Mandalorian?
An over-educated, underpaid millennial finally gets to go on her first adventure.
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How to Train Your Phantom by wrathkitty
Fandoms: Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Phantom - Susan Kay
14 Sep 2024
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Surrounded by incompetent ballet droids, burdened with budget cuts, and wholly unwilling to operate a coffee maker, Kylo Erik must face – no, not that face – the Dark Side of his black despair. Why, why did Christarey Daae, the most passive aggressive barista in all of the Empire Populaire, also have to be a soprano?
Complimentary styling gel, gone. Pick-up and delivery hat cleaning service, gone. Music box, gone.
(Not much of a loss, honestly. A parting gift from the little sultana, it tended to start playing of its own accord, generally when Erik was being spied upon by nosy sopranos or wrapping up a session of primal scream therapy – still, it was the principle of the thing.)
But most devastating of all…the Starclef Cantina. Gone!
Fronting the cost for phthalate-free wig wax? Steaming his own fedoras? Scouring every antique shop in Boise Eisley in hopes of finding a suitable replacement for one mangy musical tchotchke that he had never really liked anyway and was probably cursed? Irritating, absolutely, but oh! Oh! To lose his beloved Starclef and all its precious contents therein…!
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Can Your Helmet Play Elevator Music? by Jyarika, wrathkitty
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
10 Jun 2024
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Eleanor: I changed locations
Mando: WHAT - where did you go?
Eleanor: The cafe
Mando: WHY?
Eleanor: I decided I was fit for public consumption
Mando: Why did you move? Didn't I tell you to stay put?
Mando: Are you sitting at the usual outside table?
Eleanor: No, that fucking oompa loompa stole it
Eleanor: Bitch
Mando: I'm headed there now. Did you get another table outside?
Eleanor: inside
Eleanor: outside
Eleanor: Upside
Eleanor: it's all relativeA non-canonical (obvs) conversation via text-enabled commlink.
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“Why are you looking at me like that?” you ask defensively, noticing Din's scrutiny.
He wordlessly unholsters his blaster and aims it at the shopkeeper.
“What did you do to her?"
“This is a respectable establishment, sir!” the man exclaims, affronted, as if he isn’t staring down the barrel of an IB-94 blaster pistol. “Kindly put your weapon away!"
“He can’t,” you pipe up, “He’s covered in them.”
“What,” Din repeats, now speaking through clenched teeth, “Did you do to her?”
“Nothing, other than offer hydration and gainful employment,” the man huffs.
“Hey, guys,” you interject, “could y’all use quieter words? My juice is trying to sleep.” You point to the glass bottle sitting out on the counter — the hydration, Din surmises. It is half-empty and filled with a pale pink liquid.
The sinking feeling in his stomach sends a jaunty wave over its good old friend, dread.
Eleanor, Mando's favorite millennial, is lost and then found.
A one-shot from Short Debts Make Long Friends that started out as total silliness and ended in oh-so-scrumptious angst.
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...It was a custom piece by wrathkitty
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy
09 Apr 2023
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“Oh, God,” you moaned. “What did I do?”
Mando stepped behind you and leaned down, hooking both his arms under your shoulders. “I’ll put it this way,” he grunted, hauling you up. “As a rule, I don’t blackmail friends.”
“Okay?”
He set you on your feet and waited for you to turn around. “Be glad that we’re friends.”
You blanched. “It was that bad?”
"Depends on how you look it.”
“Jesus Christ, Mando, spit it out!”
“First, what does ‘dracarys’ mean?”
“Breathe fire. Wait – ” Fuck me, did I just enter a crossover?
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Why Don't You Sit Right Down and Stay Awhile by wrathkitty
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
01 Nov 2025
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Mando accidentally takes a millennial on her first adventure.
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As Q Like It by wrathkitty
Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Discovery, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager
09 Apr 2023
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Hello, My Dear, and the ongoing shenanigans of Q and Ensign Reader (not necessarily told in chronological order)
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Project Hail Mary: The Next Generation by TEMullen
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Aug 2025
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After years of scientific advancement stimulated by the Hail Mary's arrival, the Eridians finally make their first voyage to Earth accompanied by Ryland Grace. Earth scrambles to roll out the welcome mat.
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05 Apr 2025
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1871 by Flora_Gray for paperandsong
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Phantom of the Opera (2004)
27 May 2022
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Erik learns he’s not up to date on current events.
Or
Perhaps someone should have cracked a French history book before changing the date in the 2004 film.
Reposted for 2022 PotO Commune Week
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29 Apr 2023
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To Those Without Pity by PointlessNostalgic
Fandoms: Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, Phantom - Susan Kay, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
20 Jan 2013
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On the night of Don Juan Triumphant, a fatal twist of events leaves Christine the prisoner of the Phantom of the Opera once again. Without the Viscount de Chagny to fight to save her, she must learn to accept a new life with Erik by her side.
Bookmarked by wrathkitty
11 Apr 2023
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all that's best of dark and bright by sailaway
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
10 Jan 2016
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Totally self-indulgent Kylo Ren/reader sex. Potentially virgin Kylo, up to your interpretation. Female reader.
Bookmarked by wrathkitty
11 Jan 2020
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Abstruseness by dilatory
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Dec 2017
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Because, yes. Kylo Ren was fascinating. But he was also a temperamental man-child with a bucket on his head. And you liked your own head in its place and your throat intact, thank you very much.
“You saved his life,” Snoke said. “That puts you in the best position to control it.”
Oh no.
Kylo Ren/Reader
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Bookmarked by wrathkitty
07 Jan 2020