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A routine haunting lands Dean in a historic hotel with his brother, a flirtatious Cas look-a-like, and a grouchy Angel of the Lord masquerading as his husband.
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- Part 1 of Stonehenge Crossover
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18 Aug 2021
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the story of Alex and Miles’ relationship, told through the myriad of ways to say “I love you” without using such words
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27 Dec 2020
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A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small.
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- Part 1 of What Dreams
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- 32,188
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- 15/15
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04 Dec 2020
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grip them tight and raise them from pernicion by Flux for FrecklesHideNothing
Fandoms: Supernatural
04 Jan 2014
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Dean and Cas have been at each other's throats for years, but Anna and Sam are determined to change that for the better. With a well-placed love letter and some careful direction, they manage to get the two into a semi-antagonistic, fiercely competitive, and emotionally confusing game of relationship chicken. Now they just need to get to prom.
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26 Sep 2020
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Tinder and Flint by thatviciousvixen
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
15 Feb 2016
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Reeling from the defeat at Starkiller Base, Supreme Leader Snoke comes up with an idea to unite the First Order under a figurehead they can rally behind: Hux. Despite their obvious hatred Kylo is named his knight and protector and assigned to stay by his side and follow his orders.
Kylo Ren expects to hate being an acolyte of Emperor Brendol Hux the Second, ruler of the new Galactic Empire. He's surprised to find otherwise.
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11 Sep 2020
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Hotline Bling by minzimpression
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
25 Jul 2016
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Hux wants a dick pic from his recent hook-up. Unfortunately, he texts the wrong number.
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- 4/4
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09 Sep 2020
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Wish you were(n't) here by Coriesocks
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
06 Sep 2020
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When Hux finds out Kylo Ren has been getting Mitaka and other officers to neglect their duties and act as his personal delivery droids, Hux does the only thing he can think of: he confiscates the delivery and plans to have a stern word with him. Unfortunately, as with most things concerning Ren, nothing goes as Hux planned. Especially when a catastrophic systems failure leads to them being stuck in the dark with only deck of cards and a bottle of whiskey for amusement. Oh, and Ren’s mysterious delivery, which Hux is trying very hard to ignore.
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- Part 1 of Kylux and adjacent fics
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08 Sep 2020
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“Woah are those real?” Stiles found himself saying as he reached out and squeezed the man’s (it was a man and not a brick wall, Stiles’ brain supplies) bicep which was bulging under the guy’s shirt.
Stiles hasn’t even looked at the man’s face too preoccupied gasping at the tone muscles in front of him.
“Something tells me you’re the infamous Stiles.”
“Stiles, yes that’s my name, well it’s not really my name that’s too hard for anyone to pronounce so it’s just Stiles. Or you know, some colorful names the lower IQs of this place like to make up. But Stiles, you can call me Stiles.” Stiles rambles on, watching the man try to suppress a grin and failing.
He has a gorgeous smile that made his bunny teeth present and his eyes crinkle and Stiles thinks he might be a little bit in love.
“Nice to meet you Stiles, why don’t you take a seat.” The man, Stiles doesn’t even know his name and he’s already starting to plan their wedding, says with a nod to the already full classroom.
Stiles hasn’t even heard the bell ring.
Huh.
“But I didn’t get your name,” Stiles replies.
“Mr. Hale, I’m your new English teacher.”
Fuck.
Edited February 2023
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07 Apr 2020
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There’s No Escape for the Potato Man by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“Who is this? Where’s Erica?”
“Wrong number, asshole!”
“Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively.
Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101.
“What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?”
“The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!”
“What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.
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06 Apr 2020
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Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
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Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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18 May 2019
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You Left Your Window Open and I Crawled Inside by orphan_account
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Aug 2013
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Alternate Universe : In which Derek and Stiles are neighbors, and Stiles somehow gets the fantastic idea to hack Derek's computer to allow him an all access pass to spy through his webcam. It's not like he'll see something he shouldn't, right?
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17 May 2019
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The Stilinski Trio take it upon themselves to get their English teacher, Mr. Hale, to raise their grades so that they can continue to play on the high school lacrosse team. Their methods of persuasion prove effective against their teacher.
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08 May 2019
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Stiles taps on the icon to open up the chat. He needs to write something. Anything. But what?
What are you wearing? Eh, no.
So, when the fuck were you going to tell me you’re back in BH? A bit too aggressive.
Does this mean that my attraction to you in high school was mutual, but you held back on account of me basically being a child and you are now open to exploring the intense, overwhelming feelings I held for you, which I only realized I had the moment I thought I watched you die? Maybe too honest.
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Stiles hasn't seen or heard from Derek in ten years. It's a bit of a surprise to find out about Derek's return to Beacon Hills through Tinder.
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04 May 2019
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Noteworthy by DLanaDHZ for howlforhoechlin, lasvegas_lights (StarlingBite)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Apr 2014
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Stiles and Derek share a desk at the station but work different shifts. Stiles is messy and Derek is very neat, which seems to work out fine... until the day the first passive aggressive sticky note is left on the desk telling Stiles to clean up. One note turns into two turns into two hundred as both officers become increasingly interested in their desk partner.
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03 May 2019
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dep·u·tize
verb
temporarily act or speak as a deputy.
synonyms: stand in for, sit in for, fill in for, cover for, substitute for, replace”"He’s too old for you," Derek grunts, and, shit - Stiles looks indignant.
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- Part 8 of Howlnatural's Tumblr Fic
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29 Apr 2019
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Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss –
He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.
“I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.
Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.
Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.
(Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.)
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26 Apr 2019
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Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?
Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?
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20 Apr 2019
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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20 Apr 2019
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Cas and Dean are radio DJs who host the second most popular morning show in Lawrence. They’ve been co-hosts for years at different stations across the country, and they own a house together out of necessity, even though they’re just friends. But for some reason, a lot of their listeners and even some of their friends and family seem to think that they’re secretly in some kind of relationship, which they’re totally not (besides that one time that totally doesn’t count). In spite of that, Dean thinks he’s got everything figured out, until an ill-fated on air game of Truth or Dare turns everything upside down (and the billboards around town aren’t helping either).
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- 4/4
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16 Jan 2019
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Castiel's neighbor is a nuisance. He mows his lawn at six in the damn morning and Castiel, frankly, is tired of it.
That is, until he sees what his neighbor wears while mowing the lawn.
His ass is eating those shorts for breakfast.
Bookmarked by yambers
08 Jan 2019