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    ilya rozanov: partner, parent, pensioner by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    02 Feb 2026

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    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    your children have killed me. killed me dead.

    @ShaneHollander24✔️
    Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
    *our

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.

    @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
    Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????

    @thisisilya ✔️
    Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
    You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts. 

    (snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)

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    the pda police by for Myrin

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    22 Feb 2026

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    Roz
    We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active

    Hazy
    I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO

    Shane
    @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?

    Shane
    That’s not that much, is it?

    Dykstra
    I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????

    Shane
    How often is normal?

    Roz
    Shut up

    Roz
    Everyone is banned from speaking

    Roz
    No more talking

    (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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    Mr. Emergency Contact And The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Outed By A Child by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    23 Jan 2026

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    Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact

    Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.

    ***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***

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    Talk to anyone (I can't talk to you) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    17 Feb 2026

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    Shane watches helplessly as Ilya is sent headfirst into the boards, spine twisting, skates lifting off the ice as his body folds under the force. The sound of impact is thunderous and wrong - echoing - louder than the crowd, louder than the goal horn, louder than the pounding of his heart against his chest, as Ilya’s body finally crumples into the ice.

    Ilya had no time to brace, Shane knows he had no time to brace because Shane had no time to brace.

    And he’s not moving.

    “Ilya!”

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    Or what it means to break, and come together again.

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    No Further Questions by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    07 Jan 2026

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    Shane has spent his entire career rising above it.

    After one dirty hit, one slur, and one question too many, he stops.

    A press conference becomes a confession—and a line is finally drawn.

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