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Harry expected a cosy Christmas at The Burrow. What he got was a house full of gorgeous witches: Fleur, Apolline, and the breathtaking Gabrielle, plus Hermione, Ginny and Molly, all under one roof. With temptation at every turn and tensions running high, Harry's holiday is about to become very eventful indeed! SMUT / LEMONS, HAREM / MULTI
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22 Apr 2026
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Local canary ascends past godhood (through the power of sex and incompetence) by an_actual_garbage_fire
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 Feb 2026
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In a world with magic, both personal and inherited, Jimmy comes from a heavily diminished line descended from a Watcher. His cousin Grian recently advanced this shared power, and Jimmy is determined to surpass him.
He does, but he fucks it up so badly that he breaks the universe and is too much of a whore to be very reasonable about it. Empowered with reality-warping abilities geared entirely towards sex, Jimmy sets off to show the world what he's really made of.
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01 Apr 2026
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Little Star (How I Love You In All The Wrong Ways) by fairies_withspirits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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"Love, baby."
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- 75/?
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03 Feb 2026
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11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet.
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- Part 1 of Dumbledore's Little pet
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- English
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- 99,563
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- 25/?
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27 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger: A Hogwarts Free-Use Witch by EllieInTheGarden
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger loves being fucked, anytime, anywhere... and by anyone. Porn with (a tiny) plot.
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- Part 1 of Free-Use Witch
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- English
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- 126,388
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- 20/20
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09 Jan 2026
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Technoblade doesn't generally care for physical intimacy, but there's one person he'll make an exception for: his long-time best friend and trusted life partner, Philza. And when Philza comes to him to ask for his attention, Techno is happy to take him to bed. After all, he doesn't really need to feel attraction to still get pleasure out of making his friend feel good.
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06 Jan 2026
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The Weasleys. A family name synonymous with kindness, love, and—to a handpicked few—the warmth of the matriarch’s—ahem.
Molly and Arthur Weasley were a perfectly regular wizarding family, thank you very much. There was just that little detail of Arthur loving to watch his wife fuck other wizards.Bookmarked by yesyesforthisyes
29 Dec 2025
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Improving your parenting with the powers of god (and a lot of sex, apparently) by an_actual_garbage_fire
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Apr 2026
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Phil is given a book as a tool for his sudden ascension to godhood, and immediately uses it to fix his mistakes as a parent. Right after he writes a dick joke, anyways.
Turns out changing all of human society and culture with the powers of god can have unintended consequences. Phil is not prepared for the horniness, but he'd do anything for his kids.
It's kind of awesome, so he's not that concerned.
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30 Oct 2025
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“I wonder what monster tastes like?”
Harry hadn’t even realised that he had spoken out loud until Snape responded.
“It varies, depending on your tastes.”
Harry blinked at the man in confusion. “You’ve tried monster before?”
“Of course,” Snape scoffed. “Almost all Hogwarts students have at some stage, it’s why it had to be added to the sex education talk.”
Or: when a seemingly innocent musing in detention leads Harry on a very unexpected (and very dubious) path.
Written for Kinktober 2025 but all of my own creation.
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02 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy's Entirely Justified and Very Official War on Trousers by Tophats_and_Teacups
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2023
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For the conditions of his parole, Draco Malfoy must be hosted by a Ministry approved guardian. When he ends up living with Harry Potter, he finds a kind of freedom he'd never really thought about.
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Those denim trousers of Potters are horridly uncomfortable, and Draco simply refuses to wear something so uncivilized.- Language:
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09 Sep 2025
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Lust n' Notation by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Dec 2025
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It's hard to live in a world that actively despises you. From parents to teachers to even the people he claims to be friends with, it's hard to be Tommy. Well, that's not true, his friends probably don't hate him. Hell, they're the only people around who haven't ruined his things or laid bruises onto his skin- but the bar being that low doesn't exactly make him feel better.
Then he finds the book. It had seemed like a gag gift, a joke someone bought and left behind before Tommy's family moved into the house. Except, no, it's not a joke. Suddenly, Tommy has been given the keys to the entire world. A book that can rewrite people's memories, their wants and desires. It's far too much power to give to a bitter, belligerent teen. Horny teenagers make bad enough decisions when they don't have the universe at their fingertips.
But not even Tommy's fucked up fantasies can hold a candle to how messed up the world around him already is. His childhood has left him painfully naive, his circumstances blinding him to the consequences of his actions and many others. But at least he learns there is love out there for him, people who genuinely care.
It only took becoming god to find them.
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- Part 3 of WingAnon's Anonymous Works
- Language:
- English
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- 232,703
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- 23/?
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06 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter and the Years of Promiscuity by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2016
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It's his sexual awakening; so, of course, Harry has lots of hot gay sex and enjoys it immensely.
Or: Harry sucks a lot of cock, is a really pushy bottom and has a major Daddy kink; Snape is just collateral damage.
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- 1/1
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18 Jul 2025
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Bottomblade Supremacy Hours by iinoyb
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Origin SMP
17 Feb 2025
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Bottom Techno enthusiasts come get your juice!
This is a place for me to fill requests and write oneshots because I'm horny and there's not enough bottom Techno on this godforsaken website. I write DSMP, OSMP, AUs, etc... Requests are currently open
This is not RPF, every story is about the characters and not the real people
- Language:
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- 37/?
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18 Jun 2025
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iridescent watermelon colors by thesoftestofbois (theyoungestanarchyserverinminecraft) for KoalaRen (Koala2001)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Dec 2023
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The first time Dream runs into Techno at the Olympics, he's pretty sure the other rider hates him. The second time he's even more sure.
The third time, he's somewhat less sure.
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- 1/1
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- 30
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31 May 2025
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Techno's heat by An inhuman human writes (Cocalolhh)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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Phil isn't there when one of Techno's heats gets him, leaving the hybrid to care for it by himself.
He went over to Phils house for some clothing when he finds Wilbur(revivbur)
Unfortunately Wilbur isn't in the best of moods. And Techno thinks he's very hot
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31 May 2025
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Like the Holding of Hands, Like the Breaking of Glass by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Nov 2021
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Maybe that’s what his heart feels like; it would suit him.
(They're in love, your honor.)
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30 May 2025
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Technoblade is stubborn to a fault, in any situation. This includes the bedroom apparently. Phil respects Technos unsaid wish to keep himself quiet during heated moments, but god. If only he could get Techno to really let loose… wait.[or: Philza has a genius idea, and initiates operation: Give Techno An Insane Amount Pleasure So He Can Hear Him Moan. And does it very successfully]
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"Ohh mate, I'm gonna make you scream"
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30 May 2025
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Tommy has never seen boobs before. Also, why the fuck does Technoblade have them?
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27 May 2025
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And even with red blush splayed across his cheeks and tears threatening to spill, Phil remained gorgeous.
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or the fic where wilbur, techno, and tommy come up with a plan and surprise phil.Bookmarked by yesyesforthisyes
08 May 2025
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Techno, dragged along by Skeppy to a bar, meets a hot couple and somehow ends up whisked away for a night (and morning) full of fun. Everything would point towards him being unicorn hunted for a one-off thing. He's fine with this. He doesn't expect anything more.
Meanwhile, Kristin and Phil are happy to have found a cute third for their relationship.
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- Part 1 of Pink Unicorn
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08 May 2025