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“Quackity?"
“Hey, babe.” Quackity flashes him a smug smile, and Techno’s heart flutters. “You got a room here or what?
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that aging heart, love, tremors slow, but it's beating by nambi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Apr 2025
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“You’re allowed to say no, Techno.”
And Techno knew that, it was just—he wanted to do this right. It was easy with Phil because he knew that Phil wouldn’t leave. That truth had been beaten into him long enough to stick; he and Techno had been through so much together that they were bound for life. Phil had no choice but to stay. Techno thought they’d both known that from day one: that they’d always been meant to find each other, and that, the moment they’d locked eyes, something larger than them had locked into place, never to let go again.
But Ranboo? Ranboo could leave. Ranboo was so young, and they didn’t deserve to be burdened with the baggage of over a century, and they still had time to start over if they wanted, they—
“Techno.” Techno looked up and was met with a smile that was as warning as it was gentle, touching every one of their features. “Get out of your head.”
Sighing, Techno leaned into their hand, laying his own on top of it. “Sorry,” he said. “It’s—hard.”
“I know,” Ranboo said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “And I’m proud of you.”
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Or: Ranboo asks a simple question, and Techno is forced to reflect.
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- Part 7 of we did our best, and we will again
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Happy October, Technoblade gets fucked!
Thirty-one bottomblade drabbles to celebrate the kinkiest month of the year. Pairing + prompts will be in each chapter's summary, title, and in the tags, but expect a whole array of tasty stuff.
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Techno, dragged along by Skeppy to a bar, meets a hot couple and somehow ends up whisked away for a night (and morning) full of fun. Everything would point towards him being unicorn hunted for a one-off thing. He's fine with this. He doesn't expect anything more.
Meanwhile, Kristin and Phil are happy to have found a cute third for their relationship.
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- Part 1 of Pink Unicorn
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It’s Not Cheating if It’s Just the Same Guy in a Different Hue by iinoyb
Fandoms: Dream SMP
12 Jul 2024
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“So you, like, have his memories too?” Techno guesses. If he is going to relent to the strangeness of this all, he’d better figure out how it works.
“We do,” Blueza confirms.
“Oh…” Techno says. That’s probably a good thing, if they’re all kind of not really Phil. And then he blushes. “Oh!”
Do all seven of them remember fucking him last night?!
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Or: Phil messes with a potion that causes him to split into nine different colored versions of himself, Techno suddenly has a harem, and lots of raunchy sex happens.
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Holiday cheer by An inhuman human writes (Cocalolhh)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, No real person - Fandom
20 Dec 2023
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While decorating the house, Wilbur finds the perfect string of Christmas lights that would lead to some fun with his boyfriend.
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Wilbur ties Techno with lights that burn and they both get off on that. Wilbur also used aphrodisiacs on him.
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Sequel to “Pick Up Your Broken Pieces”
Phil finds out about Techno’s little secret through Tommy
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- Part 2 of Foxtail’s problematic anon fics
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Put his canine teeth in the side of my neck by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Nov 2023
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Those will kill you, y’know?”
The figure in the shadows of the alley laughs. The sound echoes across the brickwork, dark and dry and a tad sarcastic from where Techno stands.
Fabric shifting, the glowing butt of the cigarette dances in the shadow as the figure turns to face him.
“I highly doubt it,” they say, voice just as dry as their laughter.
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Dream planned on going home after taking a nice walk through the forest.
Then he spotted a cute little bunny hybrid on all his lonesome.or, wolf hybrid dream fucks bunny hybrid techno in the middle of the forest.
or or, i wrote this on impulse and have no idea how to summarize it.
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He glanced at Phil and paused, completely losing his train of thought.
His husband was shrugging his shirt off, revealing that he was wearing a black lace bra, his nipples visible through the spirals in the fabric. The material was shot through with little golden threads, and Techno found, for some reason, that he was thinking of gilded blackstone
__Written for Kinktober prompts Honeymoon/Lingerie/Edging
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- Part 2 of 2023 Kinktober
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Kiss me until my tears sever by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Jul 2023
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He wouldn’t say he was homesick, per say… he didn’t have a home to be sick of. But being so far away from everything he knew, on his birthday?
It was a little depressing, to say the least.
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Or, Technoblade spends his first birthday in space as a free man getting railed by BBC (big birdman cock)
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And, trembling in his passion, calls it a balm by bottle_top_cork
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Apr 2023
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More salt in the wound, Techno guessed. As if him being tied bound and gagged at the Emperor’s feet wasn’t enough.
In every sense of the word as well. The Emperor clearly wasn’t happy with any of this, so he’d decided to take it out on Techno.
…yeah, Techno was not having a good time.
Or, a sequel to Lick the Salt from My Wounds
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- Part 2 of Salt of the Earth series
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A drop in the ocean by a_handful_of_mangoes, bottle_top_cork
Fandoms: DreamSMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Feb 2023
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“Well, well, well,” Captain Philza smirked, the heels of his boots sounding against the ship’s deck as he paced.“What do we have here?”
When Phil had been summoned from his quarters, he wasn’t expecting to be met with the sight of a pirate strung up against the mast. One of the most wanted and most infamous pirates currently sailing the seven seas no less! The Blood God was a living legend, one of the few pirates that had managed to escape the navy’s grasp more than once, and well known for his unmerciful killings…
And here he was, kneeling like a dog at Phil’s feet…
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Techno loved this part.
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as if wounded without the pleasure of a scar by nambi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
14 Dec 2022
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It was a gamble, it seemed, to be put in vulnerable situations like this. Maybe he’d be overwhelmed, but that was usually a good thing. Maybe he’d crawl into himself a little bit, and Phil would have to get him back, pull him out from waters too deep for him. Maybe he’d forget the world around him and enjoy half an hour of mindless bliss.
Or maybe, as it turned out, he’d feel something in his soul cleave open and spit ashes into the lungs of him.
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Or: Ranboo, Techno, and Phil try something not-quite-new.
Ranboo does not get to have nice things.
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- Part 3 of come rip up the flesh of my fears
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Phil’s crows snitch on Techno fingering himself, results in a spanking as punishment
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Technoblade is stubborn to a fault, in any situation. This includes the bedroom apparently. Phil respects Technos unsaid wish to keep himself quiet during heated moments, but god. If only he could get Techno to really let loose… wait.[or: Philza has a genius idea, and initiates operation: Give Techno An Insane Amount Pleasure So He Can Hear Him Moan. And does it very successfully]
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"Ohh mate, I'm gonna make you scream"
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For you, not against you by a_handful_of_mangoes, bottle_top_cork
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jul 2022
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“You want to turn a milking sow into a breeding bitch?”
The Piglin farmer leant against the bastion wall, just looking at Phil as if he’d gone mad. At his side, Techno just huffed a laugh, doing his best not to look too amused from his seat on the floor, wrapped around Phil’s legs.
Phil sighed, wiping the sweat from his brow as the Piglin levelled a confused look at him.
“Yep.”
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- Part 4 of Philza’s farm
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It was a lovely day techno had just woken up from his sleep and was doing his normal routine which was basically just taking a quick shower and then putting clothes on.Techno made his way through the bridge that Philza built months ago, Techno shivered covering himself inside his warm fuzzy cape holding on to it tightly. ‘Jesus why is it extra cold today?’ Techno wondered and quickly got inside Phil’s house not noticing how hard he slammed the door shut.
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Techno and Philza have a soft moment together and have a snowball fight together.
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Author made this fic at 3AM because their to lazy to finish the other story and needed to write this otherwise they’d forget about it since their memory is shit.
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Your Dad is a creep and the neighborhood you live in is controlled by a drug dealer who lives in the basement of your building.
But your hell gets better when the dealer turns out to be not as much of an insane asshole as people say he is.
….is he?
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Dead Dove: Do not Eat, Reader is 17, JSchlatt is a Dad around 40, yes this is a vent, don’t like don’t read.
Slow-burn with Schlatt, other mentioned ships and love interests are Techno/Wilbur/Sam
There will be smut.Jschlatt is a drug dealer/addict in this one that takes Reader in after getting heavily abused.
Morally dubious Sugar Daddy kind of stuff.——————————————
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NOT A REPRESENTATION OF THE CC’S!
It’s loosely based on their c! versions, do not show this work to any of the CC’sFINISHED!
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- Part 1 of World of Order and Crime