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Draco’s mouth falls open.
He clutches his cookie and ignores the shower of crumbs littering his grey cashmere fingerless gloves.
He can’t decide if he wants to fuck this girl or fight with her. Maybe both? Maybe at the same time?
“So—you’re upset,” he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys.
She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury.
He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics.
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- Part 1 of Chaos Theory
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- 2/2
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05 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter is a bastard.Not literally, of course—god, the scandal—but he’s messy and he’s handsome and he’s sarcastic and he’s rude, really, unfailingly kind to the people who don’t matter and inexplicably hostile to the ones who do. He looks at Pansy like she’s an annoyance, at best, and a villain, at worst, and his distaste for her, for what she is and who she is and how she fits into the microscopically tiny mold of the world they’re forced to share—it makes her feel transparent. See-through, but not quite fortunate enough to be invisible.
It happens like this.
[ ALTERNATIVELY - Pansy is getting married for all the wrong reasons, and then she meets Harry. ]
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- 4/4
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04 Apr 2025
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It had been unprecedented, and their courtship had consisted of almost nothing but thinly-veiled threats and coldly-delivered insults—there had been screaming matches in the Transfiguration corridor, a rather memorable month of increasingly creative hexes over breakfast, and a peculiarly understated admission of mutual attraction on Christmas morning.
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- 1/1
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04 Apr 2025
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It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front.He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944.
She had checked.
[ ALTERNATIVELY - Hermione finds Tom Riddle's diary. ]- Language:
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04 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger needs a date.
Draco Malfoy needs a night out.
Theo Nott needs a lay.
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- English
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- 8,359
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- 1/1
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23 Feb 2025
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The Idiot's Guide to Dragon Piracy by macxboyle for Ginnysocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2022
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Charlie swallows, and he can feel his Adam’s apple drag along every muscle fiber in his throat as he reassesses his moments-ago position. Maybe he’s finally done it. Maybe he’s finally gotten himself into the kind of mess that he won’t be able to get himself out of.
But then he sees it; that tell-tale ripple of magic glittering against the sun-rich, Mediterranean sky. He smiles, and an honest-to-gods laugh slips from his lips as he watches the ripple grow closer.
He won’t have to get himself out of anything.
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21 Feb 2025
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i was taken by the sound of a spirit in need.
baby, we're a dying breed.
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21 Feb 2025
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Because what began as an innocent crush on the quiet cursebreaker who so frequently consults on Harry's investigations has worn itself into the sort of bone-deep longing that makes itself known during those calm hours between middle of the night and first thing in the morning.
Those calm hours when Harry finds himself very much awake and very much thinking of Theodore Nott.
The smirk before he says something clever. The ink stains on his fingertips. The lilt of his brogue. The dimples.
Those fucking dimples.
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21 Feb 2025
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“Whether or not Hermione Granger is single is irrelevant, Char. You’re not her type. You’ll only embarrass yourself, and I can’t stand to watch it.”
Charlie frowned, gaze narrowing. “Please. I saw her give me the once over.”
Bill huffed a dry laugh. “Yeah, she looked once and it was over.”
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03 Feb 2025
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She gave him a friendly smile, heart hammering.
He returned it, popping out an earbud. “Hey.”
She’d heard his voice from across the gym countless times but never directed toward her. She felt like an idiot for being so affected by it.
“Hi.” She felt breathless and knew it wasn’t from the jogging. She sought about for something else to say to keep him looking at her. “Where’re your friends?”
He raised a brow, lips twitching up into his typical half-smile. “Oh? One of them in particular?”
She couldn’t help her automatic scoff. Sure, they were handsome, too, but she’d had her eyes set only on him since the get go and neither the tall-and-dark nor the curly-haired man could compete.
His grin widened at her reaction. “They’ll be devastated to hear that you made that sound.”
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Or, Hermione finds a compelling reason to get a gym membership
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- Part 2 of Try Not To Come
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- 11,216
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- 1/1
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12 Jan 2025
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“Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?”
“Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.”
She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January.
“Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.”
He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again.
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Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.
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- Part 1 of Try Not To Come
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- 1/1
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12 Jan 2025
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"Every night I see your face in my dreams. I long for the moment I can feel the delicate bones in your neck crack beneath my hands."
An unsettling, naughty suspense.
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10 Jan 2025
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Hermione Granger is Minister for Magic and Lucius Malfoy enjoys nothing more than proximity to power. Anticipating rough political seas he makes her an offer he thinks she would be foolish to refuse. Hermione thinks she would be foolish to accept. Let the power plays commence.
- Language:
- English
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- 172,448
- Chapters:
- 34/34
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- 6
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- 892
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05 Jan 2025
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Hermione did the best she could once the war ended. She returned to school, became a successful healer and researcher, got married, and hasn't raised her wand in a defensive way in years. But the nightmares still come. Her marriage to Ron is floundering, and each day, she loses a little more of herself to a life she never quite imagined.
In order to get her marriage on the right track and prove that she's desirable, she accompanies Theo to the club he's part owner of. Once inside, she discovers more than just a kink or two that's been repressed within her. She discovers that perhaps she's not the bookish prude she's always thought she was. And maybe reclaiming herself and her happiness will be the best way to finally heal her traumatized past.“Tell me the last time Weasley made you come so hard you thought about it for weeks.”
I couldn’t.
“Tell me about an experience that left you fully sated.”
I couldn’t.
“Come to Nox, Hermione. You’ve fucking earned it.”
I couldn’t.
There are multiple triggering occurrences that one may find upsetting or unsettling based on your reading preferences. Please read all tags before continuing! Protect yourself. xoxo- Language:
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- 45/45
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02 Jan 2025
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Hermione Granger didn't really expect to live through the war, or at least she hadn't planned for what would come after. Now that it was over, she had to figure out how to move on and what to do next.
She decided to focus on a number of personal projects. Getting her NEWTs. Becoming an Animagus. Figuring out who she really was by doing whatever she wanted.
As part of her progress towards that last part, she let herself get distracted by Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott, and ended up doing a lot of things she'd never done before.
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- Part 1 of Personal Projects Universe
- Language:
- English
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- 495,591
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- 95/99
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- 13
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29 Dec 2024
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When Quirrell abruptly quits his post as professor of Muggle Studies, teaching apprentice Hermione Granger volunteers to replace him. Unhappy with some of Dumbledore’s recent appointments, the board of governors volunteers Lucius Malfoy to assess Hermione’s teaching for a term in order to determine if she’s the right fit for the job. Neither of them is happy about it.
Or: a very petty pair make the students of Hogwarts look like mature adults. No Voldemort AU.
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- 37/37
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20 Dec 2024
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Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived and the future of the entire wizarding world rests on his shoulders.
A scrawny, average looking, never-been-with-a-girl-before kind of boy.
Pansy Parkinson wouldn't allow that.Series
- Part 2 of The Missing Sister
- Language:
- English
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- 31,626
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- 3/3
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- 1
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14 Dec 2024
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The owl appeared late at night and left just as suddenly, he recognised the handwriting immediately and ripped open the envelope.
She is yours.
If something happens to us, I want you to hide her. Name her Hermione, for she will have my last libation before I sleep and be the messenger of dreamers.
Moony and Mary know.Three words. Three words that forever changed the course of the war.
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- Part 1 of The Missing Sister
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 75/75
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- 6
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- 4,471
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14 Dec 2024
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What Was Lost, and What Remains by PacificRimbaud for Seakays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2021
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My name is Monica Joan Wilkins. I am 57 years old. I live in Sydney, New South Wales. I share a dental practice with my husband. We've been married for thirty-two years.
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27 Nov 2024
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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- 1/1
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26 Nov 2024