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    Shane adopts Microwave. Vlad adopts Ilya. Shane and Ilya aren’t dating.
    Their cats, unfortunately, are.

    OR: the M(cat)PREG rom-com nobody asked for

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    09 Oct 2026

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    Every year, Shane’s college hockey team volunteers at the Great Montreal Haunt as scare actors for one weekend. Every year, Shane Hollander finds himself obsessing over the man who plays “Le Fantôme,” a hot drama student who was Shane’s gay awakening freshman year. Now a junior, and on the cusp of finally getting signed to the Montreal Voyageurs, Shane is back for one last volunteer weekend with a specific goal in mind: He’s going to fuck the Fantôme, even if it kills him.

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    29 Sep 2026

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    After 20 years of hooking up, Rozanov says he’s retiring from hockey. Shane can’t take it seriously.

    "Yeah right," Shane scoffs. “You won’t retire while I’m beating you in the cup count.”

    Ilya smiles with perplexed fondness, as if he cannot fathom the hockey-logic driving Shane’s mind but remains enamoured anyway.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander would probably rather die than admit to the world (or himself) that he’s a sub, because all respected NHL players are doms. When years of living a touch-starved, repressed, hockey-focused life finally catch up with him and cause a medical emergency, he’s not scared or sad. He’s fucking angry. And he becomes Ilya Rozanov’s problem at the Behavioral Education & Authority Relationships Services (B.E.A.R.S. for short).

    or: Shane is strong, stubborn, difficult and he bites. Ilya is extremely patient but instantly whipped. A not entirely typical bdsm AU.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-

    “Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.

    “Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”

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    When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.

    Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.

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    24 Aug 2026