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What if instead of a toad-like, pink, nauseating lady Hogwarts actually had a seemingly normal DADA professor for once?
"Finally, I'll do something normal with my life for once! Pfft, I bet this will be easy-peasy... wait, what do you mean he's back? And my oh so perfect family will still taunt me? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF POTTER??? C'mon Albus, you can't be serious!"
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Nosz kurwa jego mać.
Juliusz nie był w stanie to uwierzyć. Akurat jak uznał że potrzebuje odpoczynku od paryskiego zgiełku, musiała go złapać burza. Do tego pośrodku niczego. Ah, dlaczego on? -
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- Co ty sobie myślisz, Słowacki?!
Adam wrzasnął na swojego podopiecznego. Juliusz od początku semestru grał mu na nerwach, wiecznie próbując dyskutować z jego profesorem. Jednak to, co się stało dzisiaj, przeszło ludzkie pojęcie. Ten mamisynek, kundel zawszony, śmiał skrytykować jego najwspanialsze dzieło – Dziady. I zrobił to w perfidny sposób – wypuścił całą książkę, Kordiana, po to by pokazać wady w rozumowaniu Mickiewicza. Przecież Wieszcz Polski nie ma wad! Jak on śmie?!W innych słowach: po incydencie w gabinecie prof. Mickiewicza zostaje zawarta umowa o niecodziennych zasadach.
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Varka unexpectedly goes into rut. Flins, his lover, will help him through it.
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In the relentless whirl of deadlines and life turmoil, Kaveh finds himself sleepless and on the brink of crashing out. The project he’d been working on for hours is completely derailed from what the professor asked them to do, but that’s just one of the many things that he has to worry about. To sate his crisis, Kaveh turns to alcohol for comfort. One drink too many later, and Kaveh finds himself in the apartment of a hot stranger.
Or where Kaveh gets absolutely drunk and wakes up in Ahaitham’s bed.
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When Kaveh yawned himself awake, expecting–hoping–to find his usual flowered mug on the counter, he was surprised to see it wasn’t there. In fact, the pot was still empty, and it looked as if nothing had been touched that morning.
basically Alhaitham is sick and Kaveh is stuck helping and caring for him all week. he totally hates it guys, why don't you believe him????
ty to ratguppy for betaing and putting up with my shenanigans!! enjoy:3
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Something So Indecent For a Birthday by GalaxyOx
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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When his birthday comes, all Flins receives is absence of Varka, but a package arrives: a bizarrely crafted tech toy, molded precisely to the shape he knows too well, linked through the leyline.
Something so indecent for a birthday, it probably shouldn’t have worked as well as it did.
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Ineffa stiffened, posture locking and servos humming as if booting up. Her optics pulsed and zoomed erratically.
"Ineffa...?"
"Alert: Girlfriend Module enabled."
The screwdriver slipped from Jahoda's hand. "What did you just say?"