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pidgepotpie has created the chat "can Mecha lions bone?"
pidgepotpie has added organ_muncher, monsterfoodtruck, Lone_Wolf_12, and Hlep to the chat.
pidgepotpie: discuss.
monsterfoodtruck: Well i think it all depends on size
pidgepotpie: size of what?
monsterfoodtruck: Depends
pidgepotpie: gotcha.
organ_muncher: hey pidgey i have a question unrelated to lion fucking
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pidgepotpie: oh, is it the language ban? i kept that in because i find it funny.
organ_muncher: uhhhh sort of
organ_muncher: why are we using volt instead of like,,, a normal group chat
monsterfoodtruck: Yeah now that you mention it lance, this app is supposed to be for little kids who arent allowed to text :/
pidgepotpie: ohhh, okay. gather 'round children, it's story time with mother pidgeon.
monsterfoodtruck: A family can be two terrible sons who are older than their mother
organ_muncher: hunk shhhh!!
pidgepotpie: right so you know how my mom really wants to be "involved in my life"?
organ_muncher: no
pidgepotpie: well she's really just concerned about my personal projects and experiments. so, to keep her from snooping on my computer we made a deal: she gets to follow my Instagram (only my main) and read my messages whenever.
monsterfoodtruck: Cant you just hide all your computer stuff? My moms can barely turn on my computer
pidgepotpie: hunk.
pidgepotpie: hunk do you honestly think that my brother or father taught me how to use a computer?
organ_muncher: i assumed you were self-taught...
pidgepotpie: to an extent. my mom taught me a lot of stuff and if she wanted she could access everything I've ever worked on in my life. so basically, i'm not going to risk texting you people in a group chat because I'll out myself and then die.
monsterfoodtruck: Damn
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monsterfoodtruck: WAIT NO I
organ_muncher: HAAA
pidgepotpie: :)
Lone_Wolf_12: Okay why the FUCK am I getting notifications from this app I haven't used it since I was prepubescent
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monsterfoodtruck: Hey keith!
organ_muncher: KEITH HDSCHCHSKUFGLSIEF
pidgepotpie: language.
Lone_Wolf_12: Oh my god. I forgot about that :///
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Lone_Wolf_12: WH
organ_muncher: wh
pidgepotpie: wh
monsterfoodtruck: Wh
Lone_Wolf_12: Yeah okay wow, real funny. But seriously what did I say?
Lone_Wolf_12: God isn't a bad word???
Lone_Wolf_12 has been kicked out of the chat "can mecha lions bone?"
pidgepotpie: rip
organ_muncher: are we just gonna ignore keiths ridiculous username???
organ_muncher: like it's probably a relic from his emo phase and we just don't talk about it???
monsterfoodtruck: Okay organ_muncher
organ_muncher has changed their name to leggy.
leggy: checkmate ;)
pidgepotpie: unoriginal.
monsterfoodtruck: stale
leggy: :(
pidgepotpie: lmao
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pidgepotpie: WAIT IT KNOWS
pidgepotpie: stupid app :/
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monsterfoodtruck: this is hilarious omg
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monsterfoodtruck: EXCUSE ME?
monsterfoodtruck: i feel attacked
pidgepotpie: bdcjkhdrkfhikshitbsihilc
pidgepotpie has been removed from the chat "can mecha lions bone?".
leggy is the new chat admin
monsterfoodtruck: PIDGE NOOOO
leggy: PIIIIIIIIIIDGE
monsterfoodtruck: sweet pidgey pie
leggy: dearest mother :"(
leggy: wait why did she get kicked off??
hlep: Hey guys! I didn't expect to be put in a Volt! chat. I think you may have the wrong person!
hlep: wait no
hlep: it's just you motherfuckers
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leggy: shiroooo!!
hlep: hi lance <3
monsterfoodtruck: hi shiro!
hlep: hi hunk <3
monsterfoodtruck: anyway i think pidge got kicked because her keysmash had the word "shit" in it..
monsterfoodtruck has been removed from the chat "can mecha lions bone?".
hlep: bye hunk
leggy: HUUUUUUUNK :(((
hlep: question, what was the point of this chat? also why volt
leggy: scroll up man
leggy: WAIT HOLY CROW
leggy: IM THE ADMIN
leggy: ehehehheehehehheee