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“Welcome back to your final year at school everyone,” Hunith says briskly, setting up her laptop at the front of the class. “Today we’re going to have a slightly more mature SRE discussion. You are all young adults now, and Sex Education is something you have been well versed in over the years. This term we’re going to focus our attention instead on Relationship Education. But first we’ll be talking about Parental Relationships, and how to tell your father and/or mothers that you’re a) having sex, and b) in a relationship for the first time, so that they’re not a) taken by surprise, or b) left in the dark. Who wants to start?” Arthur bursts out laughing as Merlin actually slides off his chair and under the table. “Something you want to share, Merlin?” Hunith asks innocently.
“Nope,” the disembodied voice answers.
“In the interests of the aforementioned maturity required in discussions about relationships, would you like to revise your answer, perhaps?”
“I can’t believe you’re doing this,” the desk mutters.
“I was given orders by the headmaster,” Hunith replies.
“Oh, god,” the desk groans miserably.