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1. An Apple A Day Can't Keep The Bat Away by ShapedCrusader

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   10 May 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bruce Wayne/Reader
   • Batman & You
   • You - Relationship
   • Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne
   • Bat - Character
   • Reader
   • Batman
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Selina Kyle
   • Other(s)
   • Edward Nygma
   • Riddler
   • Dick Grayson
   • Tim Drake
   • Vicki Vale
   • Jason Todd
   • Damian Wayne
   • Funny
   • Angst
   • Angst and Humor
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst and Feels
   • Late Night Conversations
   • Late at Night
   • Late Night Writing
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Stress Relief
   • Conversations
   • Sarcasm
   • I Just Really Love Batman You Guys
   • He's Too Damn Cute Even When He's Stoic
   • Have I Fantasised About Having These Encounters With Him?
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Childhood Trauma
   • Trauma
   • Secret Identity
   • Confessions
   • Drunken Confessions
   • Jealousy
   • Slow Burn
   • Slow Build
   • Chocolate
   • Sweet
   • Drinking & Talking
   • Riddles
   • Hostage Situations
   • Dick Grayson is Nightwing
   • Online Dating
   • Dinner
   • Awkward Dates
   • Damian Wayne is a Little Shit
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Family Fluff
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • Eventual Romance
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Personal Growth
   • Communication
   • Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating
   • Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent
   • Protective Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings
   • Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug
   • Bruce Wayne Has Issues
   • Mentioned Bruce Wayne
   • Batman Identity Reveal

   Summary

   You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
   What happens when you, a slightly drunk reader, encounter the Bat?
   And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

   Lots of drunken/sober fluff, lots of brooding, lots of denial, lots of interesting characters and lots and lots and lots of you not shutting up when you're supposed to.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   53,111

   Chapters:

   41/?

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