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Emperor’s Smile
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Music
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Royalty AU
Typically, Wei Wuxian is not the type to get drunk. No matter how many glasses of Emperor’s Smile, his favorite type of alcohol, he has, it usually is never enough to get him drunk. (Unlike his Lan Zhan who’s out with a single sip of it.)
Today, however, it seems to have got the best of him. He lost count of how many glasses he threw down and everything was a little fuzzy around the edges. He could feel the loud music in his chest. He really wanted to dance with Lan Zhan.
He pouts then, because Lan Zhan had decided not to come to the party since he had some essays that were due the following day that he wanted to check over once again. Wei Wuxian looks down at his phone and decided to text Lan Zhan.
[2:01] cornetto:
lan zhdnnnnnnnn
evrythung is spinnibg
i missss u sm :(
[2:02] hubby <3:
Wei Ying?
Is everything alright?
Are you drunk?
[2:08] cornetto:
yeeeeeh
im feelng rly gud
i misss uuuu
[2:09] hubby <3:
Should I come pick you up?
[2:14] cornetto:
uhhh iguess :(((
i wnat u
too drnuk ot go anwyehre
Wei Ying feels like death, so he decides that while waiting for Lan Zhan, he’ll take a quick nap. There’s a sofa over in the corner so he heads over there. He’s out like a light.
When he wakes up he’s not on the sofa that he had decided to take a nap on and he promptly checks his pockets for his belongings. When he finds his phone, he worriedly texts Lan Zhan again.
[3:06] cornetto:
LAN ZHAN
i thignk i w as kidnapoed
ehlp
[3:06] hubby <3:
Wei Ying.
You are in your room.
[3:07] cornetto:
oh shit urite
wiat hwo did i gt here
[3:07] hubby <3:
No swearing, Wei Ying.
I took you home.
[3:07] cornetto:
r u saing u left me hre alone :(
tears
[3:08] hubby <3:
I am simply in the other room.
I did not want to disturb you.
[3:08] cornetto:
lan zhannnnnnnn
cmoe here i miss u
When Lan Zhan appears at the door of his room, Wei Ying giggles before tackling him. He missed Lan Zhan so much!
“Lan Zhan, I missed you so much, I just wanted to sleep with you and I couldn't stop thinking about it the entire night but you weren’t even there! I was so sad, don’t you know.”
“Mm. It is time to sleep, Wei Ying.” Wei Ying pouts, but lets Lan Zhan manhandle him into bed. Lan Zhan lays on his back as always, so he grabs Lan Zhan’s side and cuddles up to it. Lan Zhan simply indulges in him and wraps an arm around Wei Ying’s head. He feels himself then drift off to sleep.
When he wakes up in the morning, he thinks that he’s dying. His head is pounding and the bed is empty next to him. He wonders if he has woken up in Hell. He covers his eyes with his elbow.
“Oh fuck, why did I ever think drinking that much would be a good idea.” He groans loudly, before waving in the vague direction of the sun. “Lan Zhan can you please turn off the sun before my head explodes.”
He can hear the curtains being closed and he grimaces at the sound of it, he can feel his stomach doing flips and he swallows with great difficulty. Wei Ying then moves his elbow slightly and glances at Lan Zhan who looks unphased. The man walks over to him and puts his hand on top of Wei Ying’s forehead. He grimaces at the heat coming from Lan Zhan’s hand.
“Do you feel alright?”
“Lan Zhan, I feel like I’m dying.” He pouts at the man. “Come lay with me?”
Lan Zhan glances at him before sitting on the edge of the bed, grabbing a glass of water that he had placed on the table. “Drink this first.” He holds the glass up to Wei Ying’s lips.
Wei Ying takes a sip of the refreshing water as Lan Zhan runs his fingers through Wei Ying’s hair, tucking the wild pieces behind his ears. Wei Ying closes his eyes and leans into Lan Zhan’s hand. Lan Zhan then puts the glass back down on the side table before getting into the bed next to Wei Ying.
Wei Ying simply huddles up next to him and groans lightly, “everything hurts so badly, why did I drink this much?”
“Do you want ibuprofen?” Wei Ying shakes his head and continues to nuzzle his face into Lan Zhan’s side. Lan Zhan puts his hand around the man next to him and lightly grazes his back, a slightly worried look on his face.
“Can you just rub my stomach? I feel so nauseous..” Wei Ying unattaches himself from Lan Zhan and shifts his body so he can put his chin on Lan Zhan’s chest. He then stares at the man for a second with pleading eyes. Lan Zhan’s warm, golden eyes stare straight back at him.
“Mm. Anything for you, Wei Ying.” Wei Ying smiles in return and plops next to Lan Zhan who carefully rubs Wei Ying’s stomach and Wei Ying relaxes as he can feel the nausea going away.
“I love you so much.” He purrs happily, drowning in sleepiness as he feels his headache finally floating away.
“I love you too.” Lan Zhan murmurs, holding Wei Ying tight. Wei Ying feels himself starting to fall asleep again and all he can do is smile because of how blessed he is.