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IcanFly has added: Kageyama, Yamaguchi, Tsukishima, Noya, and 7 others
Yamaguchi: What is this...?
Tsukishima: I'm leaving.
Tsukishima has left the chat
IcanFly has added Tsukishima back into the chat
Tsukishima: tch.
Kageyama: who the fuck says "tch" when texting? Idiot.
Tsukishima: At least I don't fail every single one of my tests. Idiot *smirks*
Kageyama: Ew.
Yamaguchi: Nice one, Tsukki!
Tsukishima: Urasai, Yamaguchi.
Yamaguchi: Gomen, Tsukki. 🤭
Kageyama: and you're calling me the idiot...
IcanFly: Everyone, be nice!
Daichi: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? GO TO FUCKING SLEEP OR YOU'LL DO 100 EXTRA LAPS AROUND THE GYM!!
Suga: Fiesty daddy 😜
Daichi: 😉
IcanFly changed Daichi's name to "Dad"
IcanFly has changed Suga's name to "Mom"
Dad: I'm not even going to argue with that.
Tsukishima: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Kageyama: Tsukishima, shut up. I bet you jealous you aren't getting any with Yamaguchi
Mom: ^^^^
IcanFly has changed Tsukishima's name to "Jealousshima"
Jealousshima: But we're not dating???
Yamaguchi: Yeah!
IcanFly: sureeeee~
Mom: Are we going to ignore that Tsukishima didn't admit that he isn't jealous or??
Dad: ok, but where is everyone else?
Mom: I guess everyone is going to ignore me.
Noya: OOOOOO WHAT IS THSI?!>
Tanaka: BROZRORO
Noya: BROZRORO
Tanaka has changed their name to "BROZRORO #1"
Noya has changed their name to "BROZRORO #1"
Dad: What's brozororo??
Mom: don't even ask
Volleyball Captains Chat
Dad: I'm so done with my life. (mood Daichi, mood)
OwlDaddy: Oh, shIT, dad? WHy are you here?
Dad: It's not your dad, Bokuto. It's Daichi.
GrandKing: Makes sense
MiracleBoy: Why is your name "Dad"?
Dad: Apparently, since I'm the captain, I guess that makes me the Team dad and Suga's Team mom.
CatDaddy: PFFT
Dad: Oh, shush Kuroo. Don't act like you aren't one either.
CatDaddy: I don't know what you're talking about! Anyways, you have a group chat?
Dad: Yeah, it's just the Team that's in it.
CatDaddy: Wait, can we add our friends on it too??
Dad: I'll ask but I don't see why not.
OwlDaddy: OOOO, I'm going to add AKGAASHJI!
GrandKing: and my precious Iwa-chan (*´ω｀)o
MiracleBoy: I'd like to add some people from my team, as well.
Dad: I honestly have a bad feeling about this but, ok.
Volleyball!!
Dad has added Catdaddy, Owldaddy, Miracleboy, and GrandKing
Jealousshima: Oh no no no, my nightmare is becoming a reality.
IcanFly: OOO YES! THE MORE THE MERRIER!!! ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ
Catdaddy has added Kitten, DemonSenpai, and BeanPole
Owldaddy has added Akaashi
Miracle boy has added 10dough, Shirapoop, and SemiCircle
Mom: What is with those names...
GrandKing added, Iwa-chan, Makki's Bae, and Mattsun's Bae
Makki's Bae: WHAT'S GOING, SLUTS
Mattsun's Bae: WASSUPS, BITCHES!!1!!1
And the chaos begins