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1. As The Devil Drives by rowenablade

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Aug 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Crowley (Good Omens)/Anathema Device
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
   • Sergeant Shadwell/Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Ritual Sex
   • Banter
   • Magic
   • Agnes Nutter's Prophecies
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • No Angst
   • Snark
   • Sex Magic
   • Awkward Conversations
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • awkward everything
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Wings
   • Laughter During Sex
   • POV Anathema Device (Good Omens)
   • BAMF Anathema Device
   • Crowley is a Tease (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is Not Innocent (Good Omens)
   • Newt Respects Women
   • Good Omens Kink Meme
   • Nobody gets jealous in this because it's my fic and I said so
   • Also this was supposed to be like one quarter as long as it ended up being
   • And it's entirely because no one in this fic can shut up
   • all the smut is in chapter 2
   • Unless you have an awkward conversation fetish
   • Then Chapter 1 is gonna rock your world
   • What Have I Done
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • You know that John Mulaney "This might as well happen" bit?
   • That was basically my thought process here
   • And one I projected onto all of the characters

   Summary

   Anathema needs assistance with a ritual. Specifically, she needs a demon's explicit assistance. The instructions are very clear. With pictures, even.

   She does know one demon, kind of. She's not sure if he'll go for it. But it's worth asking, if there's a chance of keeping everyone safe from divine and/or infernal retribution. Isn't it?

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   English

   Words:

   12,400

   Chapters:

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