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10:32 am: Monday

(Random people) 

(*** *** 7321) : hi

(*** *** 7321) : i did this out of spite and boredom

(*** *** 7321) : welcome to hell :)

(*** *** 5632) : Who even r you?

(*** *** 7321) : call me dream

(*** *** 4375) : BET

(*** *** 4375) : CALL ME QUACKITY

(*** *** 4375) : IM SEXY AND AWESOME AND SEXY AND AWESOME

(*** *** 0618) : Dayum

(*** *** 0618) : you sound sexy

(*** *** 0618) : ;)

Quackity : ty bb

(*** *** 0618) : call me mr jacobs

(*** *** 0618) : or karl

Quackity : you sound even hotter

Dream : stpp flirting

Dream : anyone else?

Dream : 5632?

(*** *** 5632) : george

Dream : anyone else?

(*** *** 1273) : whyam i here?

(*** *** 1273) : i mean

(*** *** 1273) : im not angry just confused

Dream : I got bored and added random numbers to a chat

Dream : 6666 is also here

(*** *** 6666) : Im just chillin

(*** *** 6666) : call me schlatt

Dream : got it

Dream : other person?

(*** *** 1273) : wilmbur

(*** *** 1273) : fuck

(*** *** 1273) : wilbur

Dream : got it wilmbur

Wilbur : fuck off dReAm

Quackity : so we just gonna chat?

Dream : ig

Dream : why is no one else answrring?

(*** *** 1321) : hiya!

(*** *** 1321) : call me tubbo!

Karl Jacobs : wait, are any of yall creepy old men?

Karl Jacobs : just asking bc they scare me

Tubbo : nope and nowhere near!

Dream : nah

Dream : old men are scaring as shit

Bad : language! 

Bad : and nope!

Bad : just started collage!

(*** *** 3382) : whyyyy is my phone sblowijg up?

(*** *** 3382) : oh

(*** *** 3382) : cll me skeppy

Dream : L

Skeppy : shit the fuck up before i punt you

Dream : damn

George : haha

George : bitch boy

TommyInnit : wait dont you have school then Bad?

TommyInnit : im confused now

Bad : ah sorry! I have the day off because i got hurt yesterday :(

Skeppy : why would tany one hurt you

Skeppy : you seound so mnice?

Bad : aw thanks :D

Bad : im pretty sure thats why tho

Sapnap : yeah ppl suck

(*** *** 6429) : what is this

(*** *** 6429) : why am i here

Dream : hello

Dream : name?

(*** *** 6429) : Technoblade

Wilbur : that name is cringe

Technoblade : i know

Technoblade : its how i avoid people

Quackity : what do we wven talk aout?

Sapnap : why do you all suck at spelling?

Quackity : ShHUT UP

Quackity : I AM THE BADDEST BITCH EVER

Sapnap : i-

Sapnap : yknow what idc

Karl Jacobs : YEAH POP OFF QUACk

Karl Jacobs : WE CAN SUCK AT MANY TIBGS

Dream : I feel like this was a good idea

TommyInnit : stop blowing up my fucking phone

TommyInnit : my teacher has been glaring at me because it wont stop vibrating

Schlatt : haha

Schlatt : sucks to suck

Schlatt : ppl who r still in school suck

TommyInnit : WELL IM SOTRY I DONT WNt TO BE HONELSES

Schlatt : breath

Karl Jacobs : ypu tll him tommy!!!!!

Quackity : ueah! When im a lawyaer ill help you

Dream : i cant imagie you as a lawyer and ive only known you for ten minutes

George : actually its been 15

George : fyi

Sapnap : ...

Dream : stfu

Dream : thars stupid

Wilbur : im muting this

Technoblade : hah i already did

Dream : :(

Dream : you both are boring

Wilbur : MY DAD IS GLAIEN AT ME

Wilbur : IM NOT SUPIDONSED TO BE ON MY PHAONE

Tubbo : Hello!! :D

Tubbo : i can finally talk now!

Dream : ...

Dream : you write lik youre young

Dream : pls dont rwll me i added a middle schooler-

Tubbo : no!

Tubbo : I'm actually seventeen!

Dream : damn

Dream : you're still young

Sapnap : yeah

Sapnap : three years younger then me

TommyInnit : screw school

Dream : did you ditch?

TommyInnit : yep

TommyInnit : alr passing

TommyInnit : aye! im also seventeen!!!

Tubbo : :D

TommyInnit :)

George : this is oldly domestic

George : tf did you do?

TommyInnit : STUF UW}E WERE HAVIGN A MOMET

George : you're a literal child-

TommyInnit : IM A BIG MAN

TommyInnit : anyway

TommyInnit : tubbo i declare uou my friend

Tubbo : okay! :D

Wilbur : how?

Wilbur : why woudl you agree to tht?

Schlatt : why are you mad?

Schlatt : wanna be my partner?

Dream : oh yeah!

Dream : pronouns?

Wilbur : he/him

TommyInnit : HE/HIM

Tubbo : He/They ig

Schlatt : idc but prefer he/him

Technoblade : he/him

Sapnap: he/him! 

Karl Jacobs : he/him, but they/them is fine!

George : he/him

Bad : he/they!

Skeppy : he/him

Quackity : he/him!

Dream : oh so were all relatively the same

TommyInnit : shuit

TommyInnit : fgtg by 

Tubbo : is he okay?

Wilbur : dont worry child

Tubbo : IM SEvENTEEN!!!!

Wilbur : yeah but im twenty four

Wilbur : im older

Wilbur : little shits

Technoblade : oldddddd

Wilbur : IM NOT WVEN THAT OLD TF

Technoblade : heh?

Technoblade : Im twenty one

Technoblade : ur pretty old

Bad : should we be sharing our ages?

Bad : i dont care but-

Skeppy : idc

Skeppy : twenty one as well mr blade

Bad : oh well

Bad : im also twenty four

Dream : twenty one

Sapnap : twenty!!!!!!!!!!!

Karl Jacobs : AYE SAME MAN

Quackity : SAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE

Sapnap : YPUNGER GANg

Sapnap : ONLY PEOPLE TWNTLY AND YOINGER

Tubbo : HIYA IM HERE

Tubbo : TOmMY IS TOO

Quackity : I ALREAYD MADE A SEPERATE CHAR FO URS

Karl Jacobs : BET BBBBBBBB

Bad : should we be worried? 

Skeppy : nahhhhh

(YOUNGER THEN THE LOSERS)

Quackity : Im changing my name

Quackity changed their name to BIG Q

BIG Q : HEY GANG

Karl Jacobs changed their name to Jarl kacobs

Jarl kacobs : hey sexy ;)

Tubbo : ...

Sapnap : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Sapnap : I JUST PUNCHED SOMEONE

BIG Q : HWO???

Sapnap : THIS ASSHOLE WHO KEPT BODY SHAMING MY FRIENDS

Sapnap : I GOT DETENTION HUT ITS WORTH IT

Jarl kacobs : FRRRRRr 

Jarl kacobs : MARRY ME

BIG Q : AYYYY DONT FORGET ME

Sapnap : bet ;)

(Random people)

Tubbo : help 

Tubbo : they just got married

Bad : HOW

Skeppy : iw as woritng

Dream : LMFAO

Dream : tell them to do i here

Dream : I need to watch thus happen

Tubbo : okay!

(YOUNGER THEN THE LOSERS)

Tubbo : everyone wants to watch the wedding

Sapnap : mk

(Random People)

Karl Jacobs : LETS DO THISSSSSS

Quackity : YESSSSS

Quackity : I hereby declare Jarl kacobs and Sapitusnapitus my husbands

Karl Jacobs : I AGREE

Sapnap : SAME

Quackity : *Kisses*

Sapnap : *kisses back*

Karl Jacobs : *kisses better*

Quackity : *kisses even better*

Wilbur : stop

Wilbur : just stop

Dream : WHY

Dream : IT WAS JUST GETTING GOOD

Schlatt : tf did i just witness

Tubbo : oh! My class is starting! BYEBYE!!! :DDDD

Bad : BYe Tubbo!!!

Skeppy : why are you two so pure?

Tubbo : idk

3:21am Tuesday

(Random People)

Quackity : Lucky number ayyyyyy

Karl Jacobs : ayyyyyy

Sapnap : ayyyyyy

Wilbur : STFU

Quackity : stay mad

Quackity : hah

Quackity : i thik im durnk

Karl Jacobs : wouldnt doubt it

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5:32pm Tuesday

(Random People)

Quackity : why are drugs illegal?

Quackity : i mean

Quackity : whats he point

Quackity : theyre basically promoting illegal drug selling

Bad : ...

TommyInnit : hi

TommyInnit : sorry abt yesterday

Tubbo : welcome back!

Tubbo : and its np!

Quackity : you missed our marrige

Quackity : sad

Sapnap : u good kid?

TommyInnit : yep

Bad : well, back to the topic

Bad : Quackity, think about what you just asked

Quackity : i did

Quackity : ive beent hinking about it a lot

Quackity : thats why im confused

Sapnap : agreed

Sapnap : arent they just saying: you want drugs? do it illegaly!

Karl Jacobs : LMAO

Tubbo : how did we get here from cookies?

Dream : idfk

Wilbur : Quackity is making a pretty good point here bad

Bad : i know

Bad : i cant promote illegal things around kids!

TommyInnit : HEY IMA  BIG MN

Tubbo : SAME >:(

Bad : sure

Bad : anyway

Bad : do any of you bake?

Tubbo : yep! Like I said earlier, cookies!

Bad : what kinds?

Quackity : no

Quackity : were not just ignore the major thing ive descovered today!

Sapnap : FR BAD

Sapnap : WERE LEARNIGN

Bad : why

Skeppy : Drugs should be free and legal.

Skeppy : there i said it

Bad : SKEPPY >:(

Skeppy : IMS ORRY BIO

Dream : simp

Technoblade : major simp

Schlatt : wtf is wrong with ppl?

Bad : language

Schlatt : sorry

Bad : what happened?

Schlatt : this convo

Quackity : OH FUCK OFF ScHLAT MISER T IMS  O BIG AND STORN GBALAHA

Quackity : YOURE A WOEKA MAN

Schlatt : idk what you just said

Karl Jacobs : he insulted you.

Karl Jacobs : thats all yuo need to know

TommyInnit : BIG MEN AND PEOPLE OF THIS CHAT

TommyInnit : MR INNIT JUST GOT AN A+ ON HIS TEST

Bad : Good job! :D

Dream : congrats kid

Wilbur : child.

TommyInnit : WY ARE YOU GUSY CALLING MEA KIDS????

Wilbur : child

Wilbur : child

TommyInnit : fuck off

Tubbo : what subject?

TommyInnit : Mathematics

Tubbo : POG!

Technoblade : what do you average in english?

TommyInnit : usually B-A's

Technoblade : good

Wilbur : Geo?

TommyInnit : why?

Wilbur : im curious

Wilbur : Geo?

TommyInnit : B's

Tubbo : I get A's!

Tubbo : but i suck at english

Tubbo : thank auto correct sometimes

Wilbur : why?

Tubbo : im dyslexic

Wilbur : oh

Dream : that sucks

Dream : i have ADHD

Dream : sometimes i hate it and sometimes i dont

Technoblade : same

TommyInnit : idk what i could have lmfao

TommyInnit : parents refuse to let me get tested for ADHD or Anxiety

Tubbo : why? thats not very smart

TommyInnit : fr

TommyInnit : and they believe its all mind tricks

Wilbur : damn kid

Wilbur : that sucks

TommyInnit : eh its fine

Bad : ooh! Well, if we ever get to meet, maybe we can find soemthing to help?

Skeppy : we need to meet one day

Skeppy : ive known you al for a day and i know werw gonna eb friends

Quackity : HOLY SFUck

Quackity : CRAXT PERSON ChASING ME FOR SDRISH

Karl Jacobs : ???

Sapnap : Crazy persons what?

Quackity : ChASIG ME FOR SDRSUGs

Karl Jacobs : why????????

TommyInnit : theyre chasing you???

TommyInnit : for drugs????

TommyInnit : Tf???

Quackity : DONT ASK

Quackity : BE SOUPPORTIVE

Quackity : IM SO NOTS FUctT

Schlatt : run flatty patty run

Quackity : OH YOU BROHC

Schlatt : keep at it flatty patty keep at it

Wilbur : "flatty patty"

Wilbur : you havent even see his ass

Karl Jacobs : Imma eat that ass

Tubbo : o-o

TommyInnit : ...

Karl Jacobs : OMFSG SORRY

Sapnap : ...damn

Dream : Karl use your head for like two seconds

Schlatt : flatty patty is probs ded

Quackity : I GOT INTO MY HoE BTIHCED

Karl Jacobs : HOE???

Karl Jacobs : TF

Karl Jacobs : so unloyal smh

Quackity : I MEANT HOUSE UM SORRY HUBBY

Sapnap : wow

Sapnap : Im just nothing to you then huh 

Sapnap : T-T

Quackity : HY NO IM ENABT HOUSE BBS

TommyInnit : Im just gonna-

Tubbo : yeah-

Dream : you fucking weirdos 

Dream : go have sex or smt

Technoblade : why

Technoblade : why is that the only notif i read

Wilbur : hahahahahaha

Wilbur : loser

Technoblade : okay Wilmbur

Wilbur : I will snipe you

Skeppy : HOLY DO I AHVE A STORY FOR YOU

Bad : oh dear

TommyInnit : im back and curious

Tubbo : same

Skeppy : so

Skeppy : i was walking down the street to the coffee shop i always go to because well think

Skeppy : theres this old man following me, which is fucking creepy

Bad : language

Skeppy : shush

Skeppy : so when i get my coffee and leave, this gyy wals up to me 

Skeppy : he says i can get some candy from his van and ofc i said yes because candy?????

Sapnap : r u dumb?

Skeppy : very

Skeppy : so i try grabbing the candy

Skeppy : but guess what?

Skeppy : there is none!

Skeppy : next thing i know is im stuck in the van and the guy has a knife to my throat. 

Bad : WHAT

Bad : DiD YOU GET THE POLICE???

Skeppy : IM NOT DONE TELLINGM SOTRY YET

Skeppy : he threatens to kill me if i dont give him all my money

Skeppy : i told him my fake card number then he let me go!

Skeppy : safe to say someone is now out to kill me

TommyInnit : what

TommyInnit : dud this happened within ten minutes?

Skeppy : yep!

Bad : DID YOU CALL THE POLICE SKEPPY????

Skeppy : .......no?

Wilbur : youre actually more dumb then my friend fundy

Wilbur : thats saying shit

Skeppy : bthc

Bad : can i even language that?

Dream : not really

Skeppy : i aet all of yu

Tubbo : whats your favorite animals?

TommyInnit : Dogs.

TommyInnit : Loyal AND smart

Karl Jacobs : i love swans

Quackity : ducks.

Schlatt : cats. No debate on which animals are the best

Schlatt : cats win

Tubbo : whats about bees? :(

Schlatt : bees hurt people 

Schlatt : bees can kill people

Dream : i like cats

George : crows

Sapnap : i hate animals

Sapnap : nvm

Sapnap : i like one cat

Sapnap : dreams cat

Dream : patches is amazing

Sapnap : agreed

Sapnap : WAP

Bad : I love dogs as well!

Skeppy : give me a frog

Wilbur : i love sheep

Technoblade : horse

Technoblade : only smart ones

Wilbur : are you a horse person?

Wilbur : OMG

Technoblade : i am not

Technoblade : I own a horse named Carl and if he dies i wont be rich anymore

TommyInnit : why?

Technoblade : people ride him and pay me

Technoblade : they have fun

Technoblade : i get money

Dream : smart

Dream : im just rich

Bad : really?

Dream : yep! 

Dream : my parents do politic things

Dream : good cash

Dream : i get a monthy allowance of three hudred. 

Sapnap : TF

Karl Jacobs : who are they?

Dream : The Nightmare's

Karl Jacobs : OH SHIT

Karl Jacobs : SO YOURE RICH RICH

TommyInnit : wait

TommyInnit : shit

TommyInnit : gtg

TommyInnit : bye

Tubbo : ...bye?

Dream : is he good?

Tubbo : not sure

Tubbo : ill try messaging him later

Karl Jacobs : ARE YOU ALL JUST BRISHING OVER THE FACT DREAM JUST ADMITTED HIS PARENTS ARE MISS AND MISTER NIGHTMARE??????

Quackity : fuck

Schlatt : damn

Schlatt : im 90k in debt

Schlatt : can you gimme some money?

Dream : no fuck off schlatt

Wilbur : ive gtg

Wilbur : bye guys!

Dream : bye

Tommy sat on his bed, watching the random people chat. He couldn't get attached to them. If he did his parents would get upset. 

Worst of it all, Dream is a Nightmare.

His parents are Tommy's parents enemy's.

Of course, Tommy would never admit that he hoped that they would win. If his parents won this and gained control over the medical shit, people were going to be screwed over big time. 

The worst of it all, it would be his fault, right?

Tommy sat on his bed, watching the clock move. He assumed it was making a noise, but he couldn't hear it. He never would. 

Maybe, just maybe, if the Nightmares won, Tommy could hear again. 

So, Tommy decided to just hope, wait for the right time. 

2:16am Wednsday

(Random People)

Dream : we should change the chats name

George : why are you awake

George : sleep ffs

Sapnap : IM AWAKE

Qauckity : YEAH

Karl Jacobs : i am getting ired tbh

TommyInnit : big men like me dont need sleep

Tubbo : sureeeeee

Dream : why are all the children awake

TommyInnit : IM NIT A FuCKING CUID

TommyInnit : I KOWN NORE THE YOU EVER WILL FUCKR

Tubbo : Pop off :)

TommyInnit : :)

Tubbo : :D

TommyInnit : :D

Dream : ..im getting concerned

Wilbur : did they make a language?

Tubbo : DING DING DING

Tubbo : WEVE GOT A WINNER

Wilbur : gimme liquor

Tubbo : Im a minor

Tubbo : anyway

Tubbo : we madw a languag yesterday

TommyInnit : yep!

TommyInnit : and we arent telling

Technoblade : why are you all awake?

Dream : bc we want to be

Technoblade : OK

Quackity : CAN WE NAME THE CHAT DRUG CONSUMERS????

TommyInnit : ^^^^^

Tubbo : ^^^^^^^^

Karl Jacobs : ^^^^^^^^

Sapnap : ^^^^^^^^

Dream : sure

Dream renamed group Random People to Drug Consumers

Quackity : WE WIN THESE

Karl Jacobs : IM SO PROUD 

Sapnap : Im going to bed

Sapnap : fuck you all <3

Karl Jacobs : gladly O//O

TommyInnit : thats enough for me

TommyInnit : Im gonna go for a walk

Tubbo : is that smart?

TommyInnit : nope

TommyInnit : bye

Schlatt : I just ate my monkey statue

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8:24am Thursday

(Drug Consumers)

Sapnap: FUCKKKKK

Sapnap : IM LATE FOR SCHOOL

Quackity: SAME

Karl Jacobs: im disowning you both

Sapnap: TF NO

Quackity: ITS NOT OUR FAULT!!

Dream: Im trying to watch my show shush

Wilbur: so were all awake at a stupid time

Technoblade: why

Skeppy: IM GOING TO CRYY

Bad: Its okay!

Skeppy: NO ITS NOT

Skeppy: MY PROJECT IS DUE TODAY

Skeppy: I AHVENT STARTED SAID PROJECT

Bad: ...

Bad: Skeppy thats just a new low 0-o

Skeppy: I KNWO

TommyInnit: HAHA LOSERS

Tubbo: Yeah! Im slredy in class :)

TommyInnit: SAME BIG MAN

Dream: STFU

Dream: I DONT NEED MY PHONE VLOWING UP ON THE FUCKIG SHCOOL BUG

TommyInnit: "Shcool bug"

Tubbo: "Vlowing"

Dream: IM GOUNG TON FLIP FACKLE YOU ALL

George: tf is flip fackle?

Sapnap: his going to flip

Dream: yeah you better not finish that

Dream: oh shit

Dream: my bus just left

Dream: im not on my bus that just left

George: why do you all suck at getting to school?

Sapnap: idk man

George: you cant say shit

Schlatt: hah im already in classes

Schlatt: my teacher just said we get the day off because his rat died

Technoblade: i like that

George: holy 

George: part of the school is missing

Dream: wtf

Sapnap: what the fuck do you mean by that

George: part of my uni is missing

TommyInnit: wait thats poggers

Tubbo: very pog champ

Dream: how-

George: you act like i know you fuckhead

George: i just got here and part of my schools missing

Dream: hmmmmmm 

Dream: detective dream is on the case

George: you dont even go here idiot

Dream: true

Sapnap: I MADW IG

Quackity: ID ITN

Quackity: IG OT MY SISTER TO DRIVE ME

Karl Jacobs: you guys are the definition of idiotic

TommyInnit: ive got a test

TommyInnit: ill join in the convo later

TommyInnit: bye

Tubbo: GOOD LUCK!

Tubbo: IM GOIGNT OO BYEEE

3:13pm Thursday

(Drug Consumers)

Wilbur: my dad is pissy

Technoblade: ppl with parents suck

Wilbur: huh-?

Technoblade: it makes no sense

Dream: you dont either though

Dream: i have parents

Technoblade: i might

Technoblade: i ran away when i was like eight because i was angry and got lost

Technoblade: tbh i dont know who im living with rn

Wilbur: tf

TommyInnit: ...

TommyInnit: do they know your there?

Tubbo: if tey dont technocaly youre brrakign in

TommyInnit: Big man i think you turned off auto correct

Tubbo: oh

Tubbo: thanks tommy!

TommyInnit: no probs big t

Technoblade: i think they know im here

Technoblade: ive been living in a room that they drop food off in

Technoblade: maybe they think im a cat

Wilbur: i doubt that

Wilbur: you should live at my place

Wilbur: my dad would hate me but it'd be funny

Technoblade: bet

Technoblade: ill break in i just need the adress

Wilbur: one sec

(Private chat: Wilbur to Technoblade)

Wilbur: here

Wilbur: *insert address*

Technoblade: oh thats pretty close

Technoblade: where do i go?

Wilbur: hide in the spare room

Technoblade: u sure?

Technoblade: we only met like what three four days ago?

Wilbur: yeah

Wilbur: if you were an old man i wouldve been able to tell

Technoblade: makes sense

(Drug Consumers)

Dream: did you actually do it?

Wilbur: yes

Technoblade: yes

TommyInnit: what if one of you are like a mass murderer?

TommyInnit: though i assume that would be pretty poggers

Wilbur: we can call?

Technoblade: sure

(Private chat: Wilbur to Technoblade)

Wilbur: u sure?

Technoblade: if im sneaking into your house, i might as well do a voice reveal. 

Wilbur called Technoblade, feeling a sense of excitement. He was overjoyed that he'd finally get to talk to the person who he now trusted with his address. 

Sure, giving it away wasn't the smartest thing he'd done. But, it wasn't the stupidest. 

"Hullo," a monotone voice sang from the other line. Yep, this guy was not a mass murderer. Thanks Tommy. He sounded more like a bored person, waiting for something exciting to happen in his life. 

Same

"Hi, Technoblade," Wilbur voice back, amusement in his voice. He held back the urge to laugh at the dull voice that rang through the phone. 

"Why do you sound like a five-year-old?" Technoblade asked, giving a quizzical look from his side of the line. 

"What-" Wilbur stuttered, "I do not sound like a five-year-old!" He tried to ignore the faint red flush across his face. How rude of him. Wilbur does NOT sound like a five-year-old. He is mature, smart and handsome. 

"Uh-huh, keep tellin' yourself that. Anyway, do I come over..?" Technoblade changed the topic slightly, his words becoming less drawn out. 

Wilbur thought for a second, "how about I meet you at the park across the street. We can chill for a bit then we can see what to do?" 

Technoblade hummed, "okay. I'll be there in about ten minutes." 

They agreed and hung up. Wilbur sat there for a second, regret finally settling in. Shit, dad is going to kill me. 

I just agreed to meeting up to a man, one of which I just met like four days ago! All I know is how he sounds. I don't even know if he's telling the truth about his age! Oh, I'm just a blind idiot.

(Drug Consumers)

Wilbur: we did it

Wilbur: we're meeting up losers

Wilbur: first official meet-up

Bad: you guys are idiots

Bad: thats probably why i care :p

Skeppy: Bad meet up with me

Skeppy: pkease

Bad: hmmmm

Skeppy: ILL DIN ANYTHING

Bad: you're so eager! :D

Skeppy: YES I WANT TO MEE YO SO BAD BAD OYU HAVE NO CLUE

Bad: you're such a muffinhead. 

Bad: Ill try and figure something out in the future, okay?

Bad: we can do voice reveals like those dorks did

Skeppy: PELAAE

Bad: O-O you're so bad at writing, geppy

Bad: *Skeppy

Bad: why did it do that

Skeppy: GEPPY

Skeppy: CLAL ME GEPPY AS OGTEN AS YOUD LIEK

Bad: okay :D

Dream: SIMP

Technoblade: you stole my line

Wilbur: FICUS ON THE ROAD IDIOT

Technoblade: jeez chill

Bad: >:( 

Bad: dont text when driving!

Skeppy: YEAh LITSENT TO BEAD

TommyInnit: "bead"

Tubbo: "litsent"

Sapnap: WHY DO YIU BOTH DO THAT AT THE SAME TIME?????

Quackity: its probably friendship things

Karl Jacobs: but we dont...

Karl Jacobs: are we not friends?

Sapnap: no we arent

Sapnap: WERE MARRIED

Quackity: I WAS ABOUT TO BLOCK YOU

Karl Jacobs: YOOOOOO

Karl Jacobs: FiRST COHESAT ALL CAPS MESSAGE

Quackity: FUKING POGEGRS

Bad: LANGUAGE! >:(

Skeppy: FUCK

Bad: hey :(

Skeppy: WAI TNO I MA SORRY

Skeppy: DONT ME SAD

TommyInnit: I JUST GOT 50 DOLLARS FROMA SCRAtCN TICKT I FOUDN ON THE FLOOR

Tubbo: WAIT REALLY?

TommyInnit: YES

Dream: I want it

Dream: give it to me

TommyInnit: no.

Tubbo: HAHA SUCK IT GREEN BOIIIIII

Dream: IM NOT SSVRM GREEN????>

TommyInnit: LITTLE PISSBABY

George: LITTLE PISSBABY NEEDS A DIAPER :(

Dream: I HARE A:L OF OY

Bad: o-O

Dream: well nor you bad

Schlatt: tf did i do?

Dream: live

Schlatt: I will shoot you with my glock

Dream: thats a threat

Dream: i can sue you

Schlatt: you dont even know me

Schlatt: i could be your second cousin twice removed

Schlatt: you wouldnt know

Dream: screw off 

Schlatt: why

Dream: i will stab you

Schlatt: now you threatened me

Schlatt: would you really threaten possible family?

Dream: FUCK OFF

Technoblade: hah F

Wilbur: FOCIS ON THE READ DINGUS

TommyInnit: Dingus?

Tubbo: dont bother tommy

TommyInnit: Bingus?

Sapnap: tf is a bingus?

Quackity: WHAT

Quackity: I AM THIS CLOSE TO FILING DIVORCE PAPERS ASSHOLE

Schlatt: how do you not know bingus?

Karl Jacobs: fr

Karl Jacobs: i lose faith in you every day

Quackity: KARLOS LETS RUN AWAY

Karl Jacobs: MEOW

Quackity: MEOW

Quackity: why did i meow

Karl Jacobs: GOTTEM

Karl Jacobs: saved to my phone :)

TommyInnit: whats 6 + 7?

Dream: dude youre on your phone

Dream: just search it up

TommyInnit: i was going to but then i decided to fuck with your day 

Tubbo: is it 12?

TommyInnit: ill take that answer

Sapnap: DONT

Sapnap: its 13

TommyInnit: but tubsos never wrong :(

Tubbo: TUBSO

Tubbo: IM ChANGING MY NAME TO TUBSO

Tubbo: FUCKING BET

TommyInnit: MISLCULE

Tubbo changed their name to Tubso

Tubso: I love it

Tubso: tommy i love you

TommyInnit: FUCKKKKKKKKKK

TommyInnit changed their name to Tommy

Tommy: this is better

Tommy: screw tommyinnit im big man

Quackity: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Karl Jacobs: BBBBBBBBBBBBB

Sapnap: CCCCCCCCCCCC

Quackity: that was so hot

Karl Jacobs: I know

Karl Jacobs: im always hot

Schlatt: quackity is flat af

Schlatt: flatty patty

Quackity: OH FUCK SOFF ShCLAT

Tubso: cat

Tommy: ...

Tommy: Tubbo that says clat

Wilbur: technoblade is here

Wilbur: goodbye for now idiots

Bad: HAVE FUN YOU TWO!

Bad: <3

Skeppy: T-T

Bad: NONONO DONT BE SAD SKEPPY

Bad: A heart for you! <3

Skeppy: <3

Technoblade: SIMPPPPPPPP

Wilbur put his phone in his pocket and scanned the park for anyone on their phone. 

He saw a man with his hair pulled back into a low bun, mind you the hair is pink. He was looking around as well, then looked back down at his phone. 

Wilbur pulled his back up and sent Technoblade a text saying that he had a red beanie on with a yellow sweater. Technoblade responded with a description of the guy he saw a few minutes before.

Walking over, Wilbur called out loud enough so he could hear, "Technoblade!"

The person in question lifted their head up, then nodded, "Wilbur." 

Technoblade held out a hand, a teasing glint to his eye, "g'day Wilmbur. You look like a teen in their emo phase."

Wilbur took that to heart. 

"What the fuck!" He yelled, laughing as he playfully shoved Technoblade's shoulder. 

"Well, Techno, you just look like royalty. I cant tell if that's a good thing or not." Wilbur mocked, admiring the fancy outfit. He had dress pants and a white collared shirt. It was ruffled down the middle. 

"I'll take it as a compliment, Wilbur," Techno decided. 

"If I'm being honest," Wilbur blurted, "I expected you to be shorter."

Techno scoffed, then began to laugh, "shorter? Next to you I look short. How tall even are you?"

Wilbur sighed, "I think I'm 6'5, but I cant remember." 

"6'5? What even are you?" Techno gawked, glaring at Wilbur. The latter only shrugged, "a monster. An older then you monster. Hah! I'm older then you! Take that, mister Blade!" 

Techno glared harder then before, "you're an asshole." 

"Wanna go bother my dad? He doesn't know you so it'll scare the shit out of him!" Wilbur asked, grabbing onto Techno's arm. "Oh! We should send the chat our hands. I bet they dont believe we met!" 

"Sure," Techno shrugged, pulling out his phone. 

(Drug Comsumers)

Wilbur: We win!

Wilbur sent a photo

Technoblade sent a photo

Bad: I didn't think you guys were actually gonna meet 0-0

Skeppy: aw sht

Bad: >:(

Tommy: the person with the yellow thing has really long fingers

Tommy: like long

Tubso: you're right mister innit

Tommy: i changed my name tubbo

Tubso: I canged mine too

Tommy: ...fuck

Bad: HEY!

Tommy: fuck off

Bad: :(

Tommy: ...

Tommy: sorry

Wilbur laughed softly at the interaction. The youngest two were just as mischievous as the trio of platonic (?) husbands. No one knew if they were legit or not at this point. With the way they acted-

Wilbur pushed the thoughts away as he shivered. He was officially traumatized by that conversation. 

Technoblade and Wilbur walked over to Wilbur's completely regarding the fact that they had only met less then a week ago. They acted like they'd known each other for ages. It was nice. 

(YOUNGER THEN THE LOSERS)

Tubbo: im stukc in the otleit

Tubbo: helo

Quackity: the toailet?

Karl Jacobs: how tf do you spell tolet

Sapnap: toilet