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Tododeku OTP has been created
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Gravity has added Ilda Tenya, Asui Tsuyu, Bakougo Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Yaoyorozu Momo, and Jirou Kyouka to the chat.
Ilda Tenya’s name has been changed to Mom Friend
Asui Tsuyu’s name has been changed to Froppy.
Bakougo Katsuki’s name has been changed to Explosion Brat.
Kirishima Eijirou’s name has been changed to Too pure for this world.
Ashido Mina’s name has been changed to Alien Queen.
Yaoyorozu Momo's name has been changed to My Fair Lady.
Jirou Kyouka's name has been changed to Rock and Roll never dies.
Explosion Brat: Fuck you, I'm out.
Explosion Brat is out of chat.
Gravity: Don't think you can escape, bitch!
Explosion Brat has been added to the chat.
Alien Queen: lmao
You tried XD.
Explosion Brat: Fuck you assholes. I don't want to get involved.
Gravity: We need you to get this ship to sail!
Explosion Brat: I don't give a shit who Deku fucks.
Mom Friend: Language.
Explosion Brat: Not now, four eyes.
My Fair Lady: @Gravity, as much as I appreciate you wanting to help our friends ... I find it a little intrusive about their privacy.
Rock and roll never dies: besides, why is it just us in this chat?
Gravity: you are the only ones I haven't bet with.
Mom Friend: What did you bet on?
Gravity: when Todoroki-kun and Deku will become boyfriends.
Mom Friend: HAVE YOU BET ON OUR CLASSMATES?
Gravity: easy money. If you will help me, ofc.
Too pure for this world: The fact remains that this is wrong.
Alien Queen: killer mood.
Froppy: Who did you bet with?
Gravity: Our other classmates, class 1B, with the kids from the support course, some teachers ...
Alien Queen: Midnight, isn't she?
Gravity: Yup.
Alien Queen: I love her!
Mom Friend: God, why?
Gravity: Have you seen them? They're so sweet! Ofc everyone ships them!
Explosion Brat: yeah, they are mushy
Alien Queen: Oh-oh, look who's talking. Reminds me of something.
Explosion Brat: You wanna die, scum? What the fuck are you trying to say?
Alien Queen: Oh, come on Bakugo, we have all eyes: before you and Kirishima decided to declare your undying love, you were identical to them.
Explosion Brat: What the fuck are you saying? We weren't that hindered.
Alien Queen: Aw, look at him, he's so embarrassed to admit his true feelings, how cute
Explosion Brat: Okay enough, I'll kill you.
Too pure for this world: Bakougo, no.
Explosion Brat: You're not my boss!
Alien Queen: Indeed he is your top. Lmao XD
Explosion Brat: I'll kill you.
Alien Queen: XO
Gravity: Guys, focus. I need ideas. I can't lose. Their relationship status is close to changing!
Rock and roll never dies: And how do you know?
Gravity: I have my sources.
Froppy: Kero, Ochako-chan is scary when she wants
Mom Feiene: As much as I don't like saying negative things about my friends, I have to agree
Gravity: Come on, I'm sweet as bread, an angel
Explosion Brat: Enough! I'm tired of my cell phone exploding with notifications. I repeat it straight and round: I don't give a shit about the half-and-half bastard or Deku's loser, so leave me alone!
Too pure for this world: I think we should help them, that would be nice, as well as very manly to do
Alien Queen: Oooohhhh, what are you going to do now Bakugo, that your dear Kirishima said yes? Will you do what he wants or ... Will you do exactly what he wants?
Explosion Brat: Sleep with one eye open tonight black eyes, 'cause that's the last time you open them, bitch!
Alien Queen: 😄😄
My Fair Lady: don't provoke him
Gravity: Guys! I need help! A month to go!
Rock and roll never dies: A month?
Gravity: I bet they'd get together by the end of the month.
Froppy: Why?
Explosion Brat: Money lost.
Gravity: That's not true! They just need the right push!
Mom Friend: Um ... they might even do it without no.
My Fair Lady: As much as I hate to say it ... I don't think so. Todoroki-kun is too shy.
Alien Queen: and he is smug af.
Gravity: Only with Deku. And he doesn't understand the signs!
Alien Queen: Pretty sure he has the dirtiest dreams of spending his time alone with Deku.
Explosion Brat: 🤤.
Alien Queen: Don't be jealous, I'm sure Kiri is more than happy to share her fantasies with you.
Explosion Brat: Listen, you little…
Too pure for this world: well … she's not all wrong.
Explosion Brat: Shut up, you…
Alien Queen: Kiri shut him up with your tongue. The method is proven.
Alien Queen changed the name of Too pure for this world to God Sex.
God Sex: Was it really necessary?
Alien Queen: Yep.
Gravity: As much as I'd like to discuss the situation of Kiribaku…
Explosion Brat: Kiribaku? Why not Bakukiri?
God Sex: Honey, that's not an insult to your manhood.
Alien Queen: How cute! Use pet names too!
Explosion Brat: I swear I will kill you at the first opportunity
Gravity: GUYS! The TODODEKU!
My Fair Lady: I don't understand how we could help. None of us have manipulation quirks. Maybe Shinsou…
Gravity: No, he's one of the bettors. He must never know about this group.
Alien Queen: That's why Denki isn't there. He would tell his unofficial friend/boyfriend everything.
Froppy: How do you know?
Alien Queen: We're room neighbors. And I listen to everything.
Explosion Brat: I didn't need to know.
Mom Friend: Neither did I.
Rock and roll never dies: If Denki made it ...
Gravity: Actually truth, it's all about Shinsou.
My Fair Lady: What did he do?
Gravity: He dragged him into the broom closet and they dealt with their feelings.
Alien Queen: Yeah, dealt with…
Mom Friend: Honestly, I don't know what to do with all this information.
Gravity: Maybe we can get Todoroki-kun to do the same.
Froppy: Wouldn't he be suspicious?
Gravity: Nah. I'd just say hey, Denki and Shinsou got together like this. Isn't it romantic? If it worked for them, it can work with anyone.
Explosion Brat: Pathetic. It will never work.
Gravity: You can't know.
Explosion Brat: Icy Hot has no initiative. There's no way he'll do that.
Gravity: So Deku ...
Explosion Brat: He thinks they're just friends.
God Sex: Dude, you don't just look at a friend like that.
Froppy: At least she didn't say she regards him as a brother.
Alien Queen: F
Explosion Brat: fuck
Mom Friend: Getting them in a closet is out of the question. Todoroki –kun could lose control of his quirk and set everything on fire.
Froppy: Couldn't he control the fire better than before?
Alien Queen: Not with Deku. He sets his heart on fire. and something else, if you know what I mean.
Explosion Brat: I wish I wasn't part of this conversation.
Gravity: Then find a solution.
Explosion Brat: Why me? !!! !!!
Gravity: You did it. If you who are allergic to feelings did it, anyone can do it.
Explosion Brat: I will kill you, round face.
Gravity: I'dliketoseeyoutry. gif
God Sex: Don't provoke him.
Gravity: I'm not provoking him.
Explosion Brat: Yes!
Gravity: Nope.
Explosion Brat: I'll make your face explode!
Gravity: You'll float up to the sun, angry pomerian.
Gravity changed the name of Explosion Brat to Angry Pomeranian.
Angry Pomerian: F.
Gravity: 😇
God Sex: It won't end well.
Alien Queen: Come on don't get mad @Angry Pomeranian. Is God Sex thinking of you ;)
Angry Pomeranian: Don't you have any homework?
Alien Queen: WE HAD HOMEWORK?
God Sex: Oh, shit ...
Mom Friend: Already finished.
Gravity: When? No, you know what? Don't tell me. We will update later to discuss the details of the Reunion operation.
Froppy: Reunion?
Gravity: I haven't found a better name.
Angry Pomerian: Anything would be better than this.
Rock and roll never dies: You suggest something better.
Angry Pomerian: No.
Gravity: Then the name stays. We'll catch later. and remember, we need ideas that can work.
Alien Queen: No closet.
My Fair Lady: and no mind control.
Gravity: We can do it!
Froppy: Yeah...what could go wrong!
My Fair Lady: I didn't want to know.