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Miko Nakadai has made a group
Miko Nakadai has added Jack Darby, Raf Esquivel, +6 others to the group
Miko Nakadai has renamed the group “Secret Robot Alien Chat”
Ratchet: What is this?
Miko Nakadai: Because we got the comm link-phone patch, we need a group chat!
Miko Nakadai changed her name to SlashMunkyRulez
Miko Nakadai changed Jack Darby’s name to FryCook
Miko Nakadai changed Raf Esquivel’s name to A Baby™
A Baby™: Aren’t you in detention right now?
A Baby™: Also (+_+) I’m 12 and a quarter.
SlashMunkyRulez: A Baby
SlashMunkyRulez: Please, Mrs. Lopez hasn’t looked up from her newspaper in, like, an hour. Plus, I got my history book propped up, she can’t see shit.
Optimus Prime: Language, Miko.
SlashMunkyRulez: Sorry, Dad.
Arcee: What is this?
Arcee: And why did Optimus just walk into a tree?
Arcee: Oh, never mind.
SlashMunkyRulez: :)
SlashMunkyRulez changed Optimus Prime’s name to Dad
SlashMunkyRulez changed Ratchet’s name to Mom
Mom: No.
Mom: How do you change the username?
FryCook: Umm… You might need to download the app in order to do that. One sec,
FryCook: [chatappdownload.com] That should be the download. No viruses, promise.
Bumblebee: It’s a good link, Ratchet.
Mom: And how do you know that?
Bumblebee: …
Bumblebee: I… downloaded it a couple months ago so I could do some online gaming when I wasn’t on duty.
Bumblebee: Speaking of
Bumblebee changed their name to Bee-otch!
A Baby™: YOU’RE BEE-OTCH!?
A Baby™: We’ve been racing together for months!
Bee-otch!: w(°ｏ°)w
Bee-otch!: ( ＾◡＾)っ ♡
A Baby™: ♡ヾ(＾∇＾)
Mom: Alright, I downloaded the app. Now where do I change my name?
FryCook: Go to your name in the chat, right-click, and you should get a drop menu of different options. Click “Change Nickname” and that should let you change it.
Mom changed their name to Ratchet
SlashMunkyRulez: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Dad: I will keep my nickname, Miko. I feel honored that you would bestow that title on me.
SlashMunkyRulez: ( ⋂‿⋂’)
SlashMunkyRulez: I was considering giving Bulkhead that nickname, but he’s only a dad to me. You’re Dad to the whole team.
Bee-otch!: I mean… she’s not wrong, Optimus.
Arcee: I hope you kids are proud, you made Optimus cry.
Dad: I am not crying, Arcee.
Arcee: Maybe not outside, but I’m standing in your EM field and you’re definitely crying on the inside.
A Baby™: You can sense emotions in electro-magnetic fields?
Ratchet: Yes, it’s a basic function of our physiology.
A Baby™: Can you teach me more about that?
Ratchet: If you wish… Come over to the console, and I’ll explain.
A Baby™: ~ヾ(＾∇＾)
A Baby™ is offline
Ratchet: How do I close this?
Ratchet is offline
SlashMunkyRulez: Nerd Alert!
SlashMunkyRulez: Oh, and before I forget
SlashMunkyRulez changed Arcee’s name to NinjaBike
SlashMunkyRulez changed Bulkhead’s name to Wreck-N-Rule
NinjaBike: Thanks, Miko. I couldn’t think of a good nickname for myself.
SlashMunkyRulez: No prob
SlashMunkyRulez: Scrap, VP, gotta go!
SlashMunkyRulez is offline
FryCook: Well, guess I’ll let you guys get back to scouting. Talk to you later, RC, Optimus.
NinjaBike: Later, Jack.
Dad: Until we return.
FryCook is offline
NinjaBike is offline
Dad is offline