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    Tommy Innit decides to try to get a job at the hero building.
    The only problem is that he's a vigilante.

    Because of course he is.
    Because everyone writes TommyInnit Vigilante AU's, and I am not immune to this.
    This fic has a discord! Hope to see you there.

     

    All characters in this fic are based on the characters from the Dream SMP, not the content creators
    (Especially Wilbur. Screw Wilbur. My character now)

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    25 Apr 2026

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    BFKABFAVFOAHFEHFJSYHWUJ WAS NEED BE TO GHDFHIDJDVHEVIDBBDFUDICDJXH HOLY FUCKING PRIME THIS WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT WITH THE CLAWS OF THE BLOOD GOD AND STITCH IT BACK UP WITH THE KINDEST HANDS OF PRIME HIMSELF

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    “What’s going on…?”.

    “He saved the Crown Prince’s life” Master Dude explained. “Bringing him here was the only worthy enough reward the Prince could think of”. That, at least, was reassuring. The intentions of the Crown Prince could still be misconstrued into something nefarious by outsiders, but it was nice to know that he’d just been trying to protect the kid who saved him, in his own way. “As far as we’re aware, he doesn’t have a name, parents, documents, or anything, really. Prince Technoblade decided to call him Theseus, but he only acknowledges you if you use the nickname Tommy”. Tubbo could imagine that their dear Crown Prince was feeling rather butt-hurt about that last part. “I know it’s a lot to ask, but there truly is no one else who can take care of him. I’ll be around to help, so… give it a try? Please?” his begging sounded surprisingly earnest.

    There was no point to it; it wasn’t as if Tubbo could refuse after all…

    With a simple nod, his new life as the personal aide of the Crown Prince’s one and only concubine began.

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    or, Tubbo becomes Tommy's aide, and it's all downhill from there

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Yeah this one's fun

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    Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.

    The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.

    If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.

    One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?

    (In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    brother...

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    Dream XD decides that they wish to help everyone's favorite gremlin child heal from all the pain he's endured

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    A very self indulgent story of DSMP!Tommy getting adopted by God and getting that healin'

    TRIGGER WARNING: Exile Arc and Prison Arc. Suicide ideation, gaslighting/manipulation, physical/mental/emotional abuse mentioned. Also attempted murder. If it's something that's given DSMP! Tommy trauma, it is prolly here.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS OVER A MILLION WORDS LIKE I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED IT YET IM ON CHAPTER SIX HOLY FUCK

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    Dream, Tommy decided, was a dickhead— and Tommy didn't listen to dickheads anymore. Not after Wilbur and his promises of grandeur, not after Schlatt and his stupid fucking decree, and especially not after Technoblade and his egotistical stories.

    So instead of jumping off his tower and watching his brains go splat on the ground by Logstedshire, Tommy let himself fall into the water.

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    Tommy runs away during exile and finds a place and people to help him heal. Set over a span of four years.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Brother. Mate. I cannot physically describe this other than genuinely life changing. Not only has the bsl helped me with my nonverbal days, I'm actually teaching people signs so they can understand me, but it also, and I say this seriously, helped me heal. Author, thank you from the bottom of my health bar, for the potion of healing.