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“David. Are you awake?”
“Yes, honey.”
“I love our bed. It’s so comfortable. You picked a great bed for us.”
“I know and maybe you should be sleeping.”
“David, I’m sorry I drank so much that Mr. Happy won’t work.”
“It’s okay. And please don’t call your dick that.”
“But David. It’s our first anniversary! One year ago, we got married! And everyone was there. And it rained. And we had to change it all. And I sang to you.”
“I remember, baby. I was there. Maybe you should try to sleep off the wine you had tonight.”
“What’s her name kept pouring the wine!”
“You mean our sommelier, Trina?”
“See David? That’s why I married you! Because you remember those things. And you can say so..miler? No, that’s wrong.”
“Sommelier. Is that the only reason?”
“David, you’re sooooo sexy. I wanted to fuck you so bad. I’ll fuck you so hard in the morning. I promise.”
“Okay honey. But let’s get some sleep. We should be well rested for all the fucking we’re going to do.”
“I can’t believe you married me. And that you love me. And that we have our store and our house!”
“I know. It’s pretty incredible. It will be just as incredible in the morning.”
“Do you remember when I used to try to fuck girls? I was so bad at it! So bad.”
“Patrick…”
“David. You don’t know. Because with you, it’s so good! I come so much! Remember the other night when I was riding you and I came so hard my cum hit your face?”
“It was my eye and yes, I remember. I love our sex life. Although, I didn’t need you to yell yeehaw as you came.”
“David…”
“Patrick, why are you crying?”
“What if I never met you? And you didn’t kiss me?”
“Shhhh. C’mere. We aren’t allowed to have those thoughts. I’m here. You’re here. We’re here.”
“Oh! You feel that?”
“I do.”
“Mr. Happy is waking up!”
“First, no nicknames, please. Second, let’s get some sleep and let everyone rest.”
“You’re right. You’re so smart. And sexy. How did I get someone like you? I’m gonna fuck you so hard tomorrow. With my cockkkk!”
“Not if you don’t get some sleep so your cock works tomorrow.”
“You’re right. I love you. Happy Anniversary. Good night, David.”
“I love you, too. Happy Anniversary. Good night, Patrick.”