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- Schitt's Creek (3)
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A collection of old drabbles from the Schitt's Creek Drabble Blog on tumblr.
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There’s no dialog
Just the thoughts in one man’s head
David writes haikuFrom first meeting to first kiss
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My Eyes Are Up Here by Amanita_Fierce, apothecarypants, blackandwhiteandrose, dazedwriter, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, schittposting, smallumbrella
Fandom Schitt's Creek
28 Mar 2021
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We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.
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I'm Just Happy You Still Call by Distractivate for poppyseedheart
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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Yuna Hollander knows that it is normal for children to distance themselves from their parents as they approach adulthood. She expected it when Shane was a teenager, when he moved to Kingston for juniors, even later, when he moved to Montreal. When they stayed close, when he seemed happy to see them at his games, to have her managing his career, when he seemed not only to love them, but to still like having them around… When he invited her for dinner with his boyfriend and the four of them laughed until the summer sun dropped below the lake, she thought maybe this was one challenge of parenthood she would be spared. Which makes the day it finally happens all the harder to bear.
Or, Yuna Hollander and the joy and anguish of growing up.
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29 Apr 2026
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A Sky Full of Stars by Distractivate
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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A heated rivalry between an astronaut and a cosmonaut in which Shane Hollander is not pining as secretly as he thought, Ilya Rozanov is in so much fucking trouble on several levels, and everyone else is just trying to keep them alive long enough to get their shit together. Or, fear and longing on the edge of space.
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08 Jan 2026
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Patrick rounded the table and sat down, almost pathetically grateful. He wondered how Cameron could help him figure out his label. Did they have a queer Sorting Hat or something?
It wasn’t a hat, unless Cameron was going to fold the piece of paper he was now holding into one. He tilted the paper at Patrick. It was a . . . gingerbread man? No, a genderbread person, the title helpfully supplied.
The cartoon had a little brain pasted over its head, a big red heart in its middle, and gender symbols over its little ginger junk.
Or, Patrick goes to a Pride festival right before the store opens and discovers something about himself. And there's also some Dolly Parton and trolling and sweet, sweet flangst.
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- Part 1 of Figuring It Out
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09 Jun 2025
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Patrick (4:37am): Mom, are you awake?
The morning after the kiss that changed his life, Patrick can’t sleep. He takes a chance and sends a text.
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21 Aug 2024