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There’s no dialog
Just the thoughts in one man’s head
David writes haikuFrom first meeting to first kiss
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My Eyes Are Up Here by Amanita_Fierce, apothecarypants, blackandwhiteandrose, dazedwriter, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, schittposting, smallumbrella
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
28 Mar 2021
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We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.
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Patrick rounded the table and sat down, almost pathetically grateful. He wondered how Cameron could help him figure out his label. Did they have a queer Sorting Hat or something?
It wasn’t a hat, unless Cameron was going to fold the piece of paper he was now holding into one. He tilted the paper at Patrick. It was a . . . gingerbread man? No, a genderbread person, the title helpfully supplied.
The cartoon had a little brain pasted over its head, a big red heart in its middle, and gender symbols over its little ginger junk.
Or, Patrick goes to a Pride festival right before the store opens and discovers something about himself. And there's also some Dolly Parton and trolling and sweet, sweet flangst.
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- Part 1 of Figuring It Out
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09 Jun 2025
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Patrick (4:37am): Mom, are you awake?
The morning after the kiss that changed his life, Patrick can’t sleep. He takes a chance and sends a text.
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21 Aug 2024
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Patrick finds himself in a dreary interrogation room, being grilled about his life by a man who is hidden in shadows. When he is asked to remember a man he has never met before - a man with dark hair and eyes named David - Patrick realizes he may be suffering from amnesia.
When he ventures out to search for clues about the man he has apparently forgotten, he very quickly realizes that nothing is as it seems. Although memories of David start to resurface, it may be too late. In a race against time, Patrick struggles to uncover the truth about his memory loss before he loses David forever.
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21 Aug 2024
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This was a google doc titled "patrick has sex feelings.” That's it, that's the fic!
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21 Aug 2024