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- Schitt's Creek (51)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (3)
- Schitt's Creek (TV) RPF (2)
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Buck and Chris have a YouTube channel.
That's it.
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A coda to 6x15: Death and Taxes.
A few text conversations that I'm 87% certain actually happened.
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David calls his father-in-law a Silver Fox, and Clint shows his appreciation.
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Buck is fine, okay?
It's just that, after Eddie almost dies again, he gets a little jumpy. That's all. He's fine.
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Buck dealing with some things after the ambulance jacking.
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While visiting Austin for SXSW, David Rose and Patrick Brewer are witnesses to a disaster, and the finest first responders in Travis County.
(Should be able to understand this crossover if you only know one of these shows.)
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Slippery When Wet by Braunhosen, goodiecornbread, InEveryUniverse_SC, LegalGal421, mallpretzles, SteviesTooSpooky, StolenAway55n3, YouWereAlwaysGonnaBeTheOne
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
15 Sep 2021
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A bunch of thirsty writers had an idea - David and Patrick engage in shower sex. After much “research” being passed around, this series is the result. Remember, comments and kudos on each one quench our thirst.
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Art by SteviesTooSpookyDirty boys get clean.
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Ride 'em, Cowboy! by Demora00, Doug_Judy, FicsFromABrokenChair, goodiecornbread, LegalGal421, Obsessedwithdavrick, SteviesTooSpooky, StolenAway55n3
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
14 Apr 2022
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Fics in the canon-adjacent alternate universe where Patrick has a daughter, Juniper.
"Begin the World Again" was their story of how they became a family.
"World Begun" is a series of snippets into their lives.
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Patrick has asked Rachel to marry him, something he knows is a colossal mistake. In order to score some fast cash before breaking things off entirely, Patrick lets his friend talk him into a one-time catering gig at a fancy Halloween party. Turns out, some details were left out of the job description, and Patrick finds himself tasked with handing out condoms at a masquerade sex party and spends the night learning some new things about himself.
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David finds out that Patrick went to Catholic school, and they try something in the bedroom that would 100% be frowned upon by the church.
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On the screen, the camera pans down as they introduce the contestants. Mary, on her 3rd day winning streak, is a dowdy teacher type. Center stage is occupied by a graying man with loopy handwriting named Auggie. And all the way to the right is…
Evan.
Damn.
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One night when Eddie can't sleep, he discovers the hottest Jeopardy contestant of all time (objectively). With the "help" of his team and his fairly good working knowledge of Twitter, they devise a plan to get Evan (from Jeopardy) to slide into Eddie's DMs. It works surprisingly well.
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As Eddie lays on the hot pavement bleeding out, his eyes locked on Buck’s bloody face, his hand reaching out towards him, what washes over him isn’t his hard-earned stillness nor is it shock.
It’s clarity, edging slowly into focus from off-stage.
And when he wakes up in the hospital bed and registers a soft, slim hand in his, he thinks, "no, that’s not it".
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Or, Five Ways Eddie's Body Feels Different After the Shooting
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Wings on a human? Incorrect.
David Rose had them anyway, at least sometimes. But given that he loathed them all the time, with every luxuriously moisturized cell in his body, he did whatever it took to keep them hidden away. It hadn’t even been particularly difficult—at least, not until Patrick Brewer started looking.