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Summary:

Getting their phones back in Neo Egoist league was fun for many of them. Seeing how fans talked about the project to even interacting with them. Isagi happens to come across someone who’s dissing him on reddit and anonymously takes up the fight.

Notes:

Okay this is just for funsies. I have a few chapters planned for now, but it is mainly crack with an overarching plot :P

(They don't know who they actually are here)

Chapter 1: Anonymous discourse

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Isagi Yoichi sucks as a striker and should become a midfielder.

Okay hear me out. He is okay on the field, but Michael Kaiser is exemplary when it comes to being a striker. Isagi Yoichi just doesn’t measure up. He hasn’t even scored one goal in the time I have been watching the Blue Lock reality tv. So he should just become a midfielder. After they played against Manshine City he got a midfield offer from Bastard München so if he just served Michael Kaiser he would actually be useful.

 

 

u/NoaFanNumber1

L take. Isagi beat Kaiser in playmaking. He will never “serve” Kaiser.

 

> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

He should be a midfielder.

 

>> u/NoaFanNumber1

If you read his interview you should know he WANTS to become a striker. The BEST striker

 

>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Who cares if that’s what he wants to. He’s better as a midfielder. He has no chance of beating Kaiser and should stay in the place he is good at

 

>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

You are clearly just a Kaiser d-rider like his midfielder

 

>>>>> u/KaiserIsHim

EXCUSE YOU? Ness is not a d-rider

 

>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

Well at least I know that you certainly are.

 

>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Ex-fucking-cuse me. You don’t know shit about me. That Isagi Yoichi passed out after the match so how can he ever beat Kaiser. Kaiser is literally good at everything regarding football. His Kaiser impact is even acknowledged as the best in the world by Noa Noel. I would say YOU are an Isagi d-rider.

 

>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

Come back when you have figured out a better insult. Isagi won’t even change his mind because of this one post.

 

>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

This is fucking internet. We are free to express our opinions. If you don’t agree you can just ignore it. 🙂

 

>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

The way you ignore all the posts saying Isagi is better than Kaiser? 

 

>>>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Because he isn’t. Isagi might be good at midfield but he will never be a good striker. And are you keeping track of me?

 

>>>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

Even Kaiser seemed to accept Isagi as a proper rival. And I only notice you because of your annoying ass opinions 😑 

 

>>>>>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Bruh. Don’t delude yourself. “Proper rival” my ass. He is barely even an obstacle. They are not even on the same level yet. Until Isagi scores I am not changing my opinion

 

>>>>>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

Fine. Isagi will score so your opinion is useless anyways

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Attacking me personally cus you can’t take a valid opinion huh

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

I hope choke on a bone in your fish.

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

I hope that when you look yourself in the mirror, you puke because you find yourself so ugly.

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

Oh that would be because I tried to look like you.

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

You don’t even know what I look like… 

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

I can guess

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Nah you could never. I am beautiful

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

Every mother think’s their child is beautiful 

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer

Fuck you

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u/NoaFanNumber1

You wish

 

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Notes:

If it wasn't clear enough:
u/EmperorOfFootballNotSoccer is Kaiser
u/NoaFanNumber1 is Isagi
u/KaiserIsHim is Ness

Oh and Ness and Kaiser knows who the other is. And Kaiser uses "Isagi" to be less suspicious (I have a plan for this >:) )