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    John Lennon gets a spell put on him after his personal driver discovers the truth about his infidelity. His driver, Tony, is good friends with a couple of married, drug dealing witches, and one of them has the ability to do malefic spells (if the magical woman deems Tony's reasoning fit). Tony wants John, who in his opinion is an arrogant celebrity, to learn a lesson. He goes to the witches to achieve this. What was the spell that gets casted, you ask? Well, John now has a cunt. And, the oddity of a woman who curses him, Cade Grant, doesn't read all of the fine print below that particular spell. This negligent mistake creates ample problems.

     

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    John smokes weed that causes him to wake up the next morning with a vagina in place of his dick and now has questionable homosexual thoughts.

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