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1. You Have Bewitched Me, Fangs and Blood by seaandsky

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   30 May 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • The Djinn/Marwa (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Marwa (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • The Djinn (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Laszlo Cravensworth
   • Colin Robinson
   • Lilith (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Simon the Devious (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Derek (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • The Guide (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Minor Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Pride and Prejudice Fusion
   • Modern Era
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Misunderstandings
   • Blood Drinking
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • Kidnapping
   • Costume Parties & Masquerades
   • Ballroom Dancing
   • Flirting
   • Banter
   • Sexual Tension
   • Witches
   • Vampire Slayer(s)
   • Drama & Romance
   • Falling In Love
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • POV Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Frottage
   • Idiots in Love
   • Poisoning
   • Blood and Injury
   • Magic
   • On Hiatus

   Summary

   “And what do you propose as an alternative, then, slayer? In order to win someone’s affections?”

   Is he serious?! Guillermo could not believe Nandor had the nerve to ask him for courting advice in front of everyone, only hours after insulting him to the Djinn. Was this Nandor’s idea of a joke? Some sick game he was playing?

   Well, Guillermo was more than happy to play along.

   He looked Nandor right in the eyes, keeping his tone light and airy. “Dancing,” he said. “Even if your partner is the last donut in the display cabinet.”

   Nandor’s eyes widened and his mouth fell open, his fangs poking out comically. For a few moments, Guillermo let himself enjoy Nandor’s stunned expression. Then he turned on his heel and walked away, not bothering to hide the smug smile on his face.

   ***On indefinite hiatus***

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   English

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