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WGAT????

Summary:

A silly chat fic i made while im trying to figure out how to continue writing my angst fic 😋 might be ooc a lil but idk i hope its not to bad

TCEST DNI

Notes:

hey guys so this is a chat fic that im making while writing my angst fic so idc how much its gonna be updated but i wont forget abt it i promise 😭 spelling mistakes you see are on purpose unless its donnie, drax, or usernames! i might add a silly lil bunny guy later who knows we'll see ok bye
Names-

#Girlboss- Leo, He/Him
EyebrowGod- Donnie, They/Them
PookieApes- April, She/Her
Red-Taylor Swift- Raph, He/Her
Garfield- Mikey, He/They
LouJitsuReal- Splinter, He/Him
THEOGCASEY- Cassandra, She/They
Casey2.0- Casey Jr, He/Him
BaronDraxum- Draxypoo bear, He/Him
PookieSuni- Sunita, She/They

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: WDYM HES DEAD??? (no ones dead)

Chapter Text

Spice Girls x2

7:24 PM

 

#Girlboss: whorver js cracked there neck in the kitchen wtf why was rhtt so loud i heard it rom my room.. 😨

Garfield: donnie did it

EyebrowGod: MICHEAL WHY ARE YOU LYING ON MY NAME???

EyebrowGod: Whoever*, their*, that*, from*.

#Girlboss: stfu no one cwres BOOOO CORNY!!!! n e ways angelo ik it wqs u donalds bussy crying bc he cant hack autism speaks rn

#Girlboss: BUSY* I MENT BUSY MOT BUSSY

Garfield: WQTA ???????? DONSLFS WHQT??????

EyebrowGod: LEONARDO.

PookieApes: LMAODSSKPKKEOFMFEM BUSSY IM CRTING HELPLPLPPPPP

Red-TaylorSwift: ….

#Girlboss: hey best brother everrr hiws it goiun??? 😆😄

Red-TaylorSwift: 💀

Garfield: LMAOOO

EyebrowGod: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE THE TOPIC??? I'M NOT EVEN CRYING???? AND WHY WOULDN’T I BE ABLE TO HACK AUTISM SPEAKS???

PookieApes: Mikey is dying hwlp

PookieApes: He needs rwal medicle attention HWLprngoerifnwivd

#Girlboss: WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THER??? DO I NEED TO COME HELP????

PookieApes: YWS IVE ALRWDT SAID THIS HUERY UP LMAO HES CHOKING ON WATER

PookieApes: nvm you took to long hes dead

#Girlboss: WGAT????? WDY M HES DESAD?????

Garfield: yeah bro you took to long now im going down below 😔😔

EyebrowGod: The fact he already knew he was going down is so funny lmao

#Girlboss: WHY ARE YOU SAYIONG HE DUEDHES SRILL ALIVE HE HUST TEXTED THE GC???”?

EyebrowGod: nuh uh hes dead that was his ghost

Red-TaylorSwift: gosh diddly darn, cant believe hes dead all bc leo was too slow

#Girlboss: GOSH DIDDLY DARN?????? WTF IS HE ACTUALLY DEAD WHY IS RAPH ON THIS RBRNWJFNWRFN

PookieApes: yes

EyebrowGod: Yes

Red-TaylorSwift: yes

Garfield: yes

 

7:53 PM

 

BaronDraxum: You children are crazy. Michelangelo is very much alive in the garage.

#Girlboss: wtf ys he in the stinky ass garage

Red-TaylorSwift: pay up rn

#Girlboss: wdym i didnt make any bets w you i dont need to pay you 🙄

EyebrowGod: He started a swear jar for you bc you have a swearing problem

#Girlboss: WGAT EHY ONYL ME????

PookieApes: HIBIWVBWVOSDNVNNDIFFVDJ

BaronDraxum: What?

LouJitsuReal: what

#Girlboss: wdym what you stinky old man

#Girlboss: not you pops the other one

Garfield: 💀

BaronDraxum: I will destroy you. I do not care that you are my creation, your days are numbered.

BaronDraxum: And this modern lingo between you kids is absolutely ridiculous. How am I possibly supposed to know what “HIBIWVBWVOSDNVNNDIFFVDJ” means?

Garfield: …. what.

#Girlboss: im actually gonna kms.

Red-TaylorSwift: LEO.

Chapter 2: allergies

Summary:

a chapter about my allergy headcannons bc why not lmao

Notes:

sorry i havent uploaded in a while, a lot of relationship drama is going on w me and my ex right now 💀

neway enjoy the sweet nice shit before my other fic gets uploaded soon 😇😇

Names-

#Girlboss- Leo, He/Him
EyebrowGod- Donnie, They/Them
PookieApes- April, She/Her
Red-Taylor Swift- Raph, He/Her
Garfield- Mikey, He/They
LouJitsuReal- Splinter, He/Him
THEOGCASEY- Cassandra, She/They
Casey2.0- Casey Jr, He/Him
BaronDraxum- Draxypoo bear, He/Him
PookieSuni- Sunita, She/They

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Spice Girls x2

 

6:43 PM

 

Red-TaylorSwift: we need avocado

 

#Girlboss: arent you literally allergic

 

Red-TaylorSwift: wait what

 

Red-TaylorSwift: since when

 

EyebrowGod: wtf do you mean since when.

 

Red-TaylorSwift: i js had avocado toast yesterday

 

Red-TaylorSwift: it tasted rly gross though

 

#Girlboss: i thought you fucking hated avacado toast

 

Red-TaylorSwift: since when bro

 

EyebrowGod: are you being fr rn

 

Red-TaylorSwift: yes?? I love avocados i think your confusing me w someone else

 

EyebrowGod: i'm too smart to get peoples allergies mixed up, YOU are allergic to avocados and i know it

 

Red-TaylorSwift: im allergic to mangos peanuts or wtv and blueberries not avocados

 

#Girlboss: idk bro i think your lying



7:14 PM

 

PookieApes: btw guys mikeys in the infirmary bc someone left out avocados and it got on his food and he ate it

 

EyebrowGod: FUCK HOW DID I FORGET

 

Red-TaylorSwift: I KNEW I WASNT ALLERGIC YOU WRRE BOTH WRONG

 

#Girlboss: DONNIE HOW DID YOU FORGET?? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMAART ONE

 

EyebrowGod: YOUR THE MEDIC?? YOUR IN CHARGE OF THIS SHIT

 

PookieSuni: omg is he ok?? Ik allergies can get pretty bad 

 

THEOGCASEY: IS HE OK??? WE HAVE PLANS WITH CASEY JR

 

PookieApes: yuh he’ll be good in like an hour or sum idk it wasnt that bad

 

PookieApes: jeez not even his brother care 🙄🙄




7:38 PM

 

Garfield: you guys are not my brothers anymore

 

#Girlboss: BRO IT WAS DONNIES FAULT

 

Garfield: YOUR THE MEDIC??? HOW DO YOU FORGET MY ALLERGIES??? FIRST IT WAS KALE, THEN IT WAS THAT RANDOM HAMPSTER YOU FOUND IN AN ALLEY, THEN IT WAS STARFRUIT?? THERE ARE SO MANY MORE I CANT NAME THEM ALL BUT HOW DO YOU FORGET SO MUCH???YOU ACTUALLY GONNA KILL ME ONE DAY 😭😭💀

 

#Girlboss: its not my fault your allergic to so much random shit 🙄

 

Garfield: its gonna be your fault when i die 

 

Casey2.0: funny you mention that

 

#Girlboss: CASEY. 

 

Garfield: EHAT..?

 

EyebrowGod: OH MY GOD CASEY?????

 

Red-TaylorSwift: …😰

 

PookieApes: GOODNIGHT LMAOOOOO

 

PookieSuni: Well i sure wasn’t expecting this conversation to end like that..

 

BaronDraxum: He was bound to cause someones death with how foolish he is.

 

Casey2.0 i mean i guess you can take it that way

 

Garfield: what the actual fuck does this mean casey.

 

#Girlboss: why dont we save this convo for another day😇

 

LouJitsuReal: what is happening

 

LouJitsuReal: oh

 

LouJitsuReal: why dont we listen to blue

 

4:20 AM

 

#Girlboss:Wait whos lactose intolerant bc why do we have lactose free milk

 

Garfield: we are not doing this again.

 

Garfield: its you. Dont drink the reg milk

 

#Girlboss: a little late for that

 

Garfield: LEO FUCKING NARDO.

Notes:

you cannot tell me that mikey doesnt have a bunch of random ass allergies 💀

Chapter 3: mitski mode

Summary:

i love mitski so i made a chapter

Notes:

hey pookies i got motivation to write this bc of mitski and that one trombone solo anyways relationship drama is over he said that if i wanted to date him i would have to change my personality and humor and i don't do that so bye bye boo anyways dont change yourself for a dumb boy and now here are the usernames incase you forgot😜😜😜
Names-

#Girlboss- Leo, He/Him
EyebrowGod- Donnie, They/Them
PookieApes- April, She/Her
Red-Taylor Swift- Raph, He/Her
Garfield- Mikey, He/They
LouJitsuReal- Splinter, He/Him
THEOGCASEY- Cassandra, She/They
Casey2.0- Casey Jr, He/Him
BaronDraxum- Draxypoo bear, He/Him
PookieSuni- Sunita, She/They

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Spice Girls x2

 

4:38 AM



EyebrowGod: Mikey quit blasting that one trombone solo

 

PookieApes: Mikeys asleep how would he be blasting it

 

EyebrowGod: Well Leos asleep on the floor right in front of me and Raph wouldn’t blast it bc he likes having us being hear so would assume its him

 

PookieApes: dawg quit targeting him 

 

EyebrowGod: Dawg how am I targeting him

 

PookieApes: dont question me im older

 

EyebrowGod: Deal with it

 

PookieApes: i will get you grounded dont even

 

EyebrowGod: Okay so who is it

 

Red-TaylorSwift: omg can you guys shut up im trying to sleep

 

Red-TaylorSwift: if i wake up again and your still awake i will burn your lab go to sleep dee

 

EyebrowGod: You can’t do that we’ll be broke

 

#Girlboss: shut up before i go mitski mode on you omg i will end you

 

PookieApes: OH MY GOD WE CANT HAVE ANOTHER MITSKI MODE SHUT UP





5:52 AM



Garfield: guys Mitski has a new album 😜😜😜

 

EyebrowGod: MICHEAL NO.

 

#Girlboss: omg wanna listen to it

 

Garfield: thought you'd never ask

 

EyebrowGod: NO STOP NOT AGAIN

 

PookieApes: STOP THEM WE CANT DO THUIS AGAIN

 

Red-TaylorSwift: DONNIE I THOUGH HE WAS RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU WHY DIDNT YOU STOP HIM

 

EyebrowGod: HE WENT TO GET FOOD I DIDN’T SEE MIKEY'S TEXT

 

PookieApes: STP WHYS THE DOOR LOCKED I CANT GRT IT

 

PookieApes: NO NO IT STARTED

 

EyebrowGod: we’re too late.. 

 

Red-TaylorSwift: how long do you guys think thus is gonna last

 

EyebrowGod: a new album means it's gonna last a long time, idk..

 

PookieApes: lets just hope its not as bad as BMC or Retired From Sad.. 😟😢😢

 

EyebrowGod: We don’t talk about those times…

 

7:13 AM



LouJitsuReal: why are orange and blue crying 

 

EyebrowGod: Mitski mode

 

LouJitsuReal: oh. 

 

LouJitsuReal: who wants pizza

 

#Girlboss: mitski does but she's too depressed to order

 

EyebrowGod: Literally shut up no one cares quit being sad

 

Garfield: you made him sadder

 

EyebrowGod: Wait no stop being sad I want this era done with pls stop pretty please

 

#Girlboss: no

 

Garfield: no

 

EyebrowGod: you guys are gonna make me kms

 

Red-TaylorSwift: im gonna start a kms/kys jar and make it $1 more than the swear jar




Notes:

what do you guys think is the saddest mitski album

Chapter 4: erm...

Summary:

hey guys um lets talk(this is not serious at all)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

hey girlscouts ummm im so sorry i havent been updating but ive been goin through some shit and like havent really had motivation?? well i have but im a really bad procrastinator and ive been sick like this whole year n shit lmaoo😭😭 also comments are like what keeps me motivated and i know that theres only like 5-15 people reading this dogshit rn but like if you could leave a comment i would probably update more. i fr hope i dont sound bitchy omg im fr gonna scrap this shit LMAOOO i am not funny. stop. ok anyways erm yea im probably gonna feel like bootyhole after this ajd write another chapter or 2 and then start my supa sad angst one after this btw so like ignore this bc i will actually snd uo posting in like 5 hours after this LMAOOO so um yea pls comment and be patient bc i am an 8th grader whos in band and has to learn about 7 pieces this month!! LMAO no ones complaining girlie. why are yiu writieng this. anywaus um yea watch for updates babes😜😜😜 peace out girlscouts!!1!😜😜😜😘😍🥰😇

Notes:

erm.. what the flip!!! um supa sorry if my spelling is dogshit guys... 💀💀im audhd dojt attack me 😇😇(i have a samsung its the samsungs fault)

Chapter 5: New Beginnings

Summary:

The girls + casey jr come over, everyone gets high, and donnie tells everyone a very shocking surprise!!!!!!!!111!11!11!

Notes:

Hey girlpops sorry its been a whileeee anyways pls dont attack me fir making teens smoke weed i thought it would be funny for the plot dont attaxk me😥😥 L you thought this was just gonna be a normal chat fic? nuh uh girlll anyways here are the names justt in case

Names-

#Girlboss- Leo, He/Him
EyebrowGod- Donnie, They/Them
PookieApes- April, She/Her
Red-Taylor Swift- Raph, He/Her
Garfield- Mikey, He/They
LouJitsuReal- Splinter, He/Him
THEOGCASEY- Cassandra, She/They
Casey2.0- Casey Jr, He/Him
BaronDraxum- Draxypoo bear, He/Him
PookieSuni- Sunita, She/They

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Spice Girls x2

 

2:29 PM



Garfield: guys ever since spotify wrapped dropped mr double d hasn’t come out of his lab

 

#Girlboss: IM SORRY??? MR DOYB;E D????/?💀💀

 

Garfield: yea?? dd? donnie??

 

#Girlboss: dont ever say that again brp.

 

Red-Taylor Swift: where do you even come up with a name like tht mikey???😭

 

Garfield: brp stfy why dont you care abt donnie rn he literally told me that if i saay that he ill pay me 45 bucks

 

Red-Taylor Swift: do NOT tell me to stfu micheal i will take you spray paint

 

Garfield: i will literally just buy more with how much dds paying me behind your backs 💀

 

#Girlboss: looks like someone ran out of his meds..

 

Garfield: dont play w me i got blackmail on you 

 

#Girlboss: i can expose you to stfu bro.

 

Garfield: wanna come w me to go get meds ik you ran out 

 

#Girlboss: pls and thank u

 

Red-Taylor Swift: ewhat just happend 

 

Garfield: we’re gonna go shopping now what do you need 😇

 

Red-Taylor Swift: ummm

 

Red-Taylor Swift: pink and blue yarn

 

#Girlboss: tv girl reference??

 

Garfield: tv girl reference?? 

 

Red-Taylor Swift: yes



3:42 PM




#Girlboss: WE’RE BAAACKKKKK🥰🥰🥰🥰

 

Garfield: no one cares abt you they care abt ME🥰

 

#Girlboss: yea the only person who cares about you is spikfjeorjgnspdfjadpCSMdl:zv]LF[RJWT=4WUTOINDSVO[G

 

PookieApes: what the fricking flip was that

 

 Garfield: he fell down the stairs dw

 

PookieApes: FYM DONT WORRY IM WORRYING MICHEAL

 

Garfield: hes finee hes literally already walking

 

#Girlboss: yed ofbty wruty 

 

Garfield: hes laughing hes dine

 

PookieApes: uhhuh

 

Garfield: yea

 

Garfield: did dee come out of hius labby wabby yet

 

PookieApes: idk but im comin over in like 5 mins

 

PookieApes: im bringing the shit

 

Garfield: frick the flip yea do you have new drama 🥰🥰🥰

 

PookieApes: you know it 

 

PookieSuni: im coming too!!!

 

THEOGCASEY: ME THREE AND KC JR IS COMING WITH US

 

Casey2.0: im being forced

 

THEOGCASEY: CORRECT

 

Garfield: this means the big big drama holy frick dude

 

#Girlboss: sure hope i can listen to the whole story without someone attacxking me😐

 

Garfield: leo has a boyfriend X

 

#Girlboss: STOP DELETE THAT RN MICHELANGELO

 

Garfield: r u gonna shut up

 

#Girlboss: YES HEURY UP DELTE IT

 

Garfield deleted 1 message



#Girlboss: thank u mike n ike

 

Garfield: dont talk shit abt me again

 

#Garfield: that wasnt even shit talking but wtvr

 

Garfield: Leonardo.

 

#Girlboss: sorry 

 

Garfield: mhm that what i thought

 

PookieApes: wtf is happening

 

PookieSuni: We’re here!!!!

 

PookieSuni: oh what is happening

 

Red-Taylor Swift: pls take this to the private messages we don’t care about your annyoing arguements that happen every day

 

Red-Taylor Swift: WAIT YOUR HERE FINALLY

 

Garfield: ill get dd then🙄



________



Once Donnie was locked in his lab, it was hard to get him out. He could be stuck in there for days on end, without even thinking about coming out to see the outside. So when Mikey had to go get him so the night wouldn’t be spent worrying about what Donnie was doing, or if he was taking care of himself, he had expected the door to be locked and Donnie to flat out refuse to see anyone. But what surprised him was that the door was unlocked, and Dee was nowhere to be found. 

 

He looked around the messy lab, only seeing half full cups of coffee and empty cans of energy drinks on the desk. The floor was ridden with metal scraps and old inventions that never got used. Some pillows and blankets were scattered around chairs and the nearby floor. The door connecting Donnie's room and his lab was wide open, and the room was just as messy as the lab. Mikey was standing in the middle of the room when he heard a dull voice from behind him.

 

“What are you doing here?” Donnie asked. Mikey turned around, a smile forming on his face. “Dee! April and the others are here, I was trying to find you so we could go down!” He walked towards Dee, grabbing his wrist and dragging him off once he came close. Donnie grabbed the door and shut it before walking with Mikey, who was talking about god knows what. They ran down the stairs together, passing the kitchen, which smelt of the fudge brownies April brought.

 

The living room was full of yelling, something about what game to play while waiting for face masks to set and nail polish to dry. Once April saw the two turtles walking to the group, she sprung up, yelling their names. “Donnie, Mikey! You’re just on time! We’re trying to find a game to play. It’s either Uno or that taco cat game that Suni got at some thrift shop.” She practically had to yell for the two to hear her while she was standing next to them. If that wasn’t a sign to show how chaotic it was going to be, Mikey didn't know what would be. 

 

The three sat down, and the yelling toned down. “Personally, I think we should take a vote to see what to play. You agree?” April looked around to see everyone nodding and agreeing. “Ok, so first, everyone who wants to play uno, raise your hand.” Leo, Mikey, Casey, April, and Casey Jr. all raised their hands. Leo smirked at Raph, who looked at him with anger and disgust. “Ok, so now everyone who wants to play Suni’s game raise your hand.” The other three, Sunita, Raph, and Donnie raised their hands, muttering something about how there was no point when they already knew the answer. “That was five for Uno and 3 for cat taco whatever, so get the Uno deck out!” She smiled, already preparing for the chaos that Uno was going to bring. 




“That's not fair! You literally hid your extra cards in your pockets, you bitch!” Donnie screamed at Leo, who had the most innocent look on his face he ever had. “I did no such thing, and stop using vulgar language you numbnut! You're gonna get in trouble with the big man.” Leo smirked at Donnie, who was filled with rage. He climbed over the table to Leo and started attacking him with anything in his vicinity, including his hands. The short table was knocked over, people were yelling, and Leo was biting Donnie. 

 

Raph had managed to separate the two, but they were still very clearly doing some weird twin thing to insult each other. The others were talking about something that happened at college, when Casey had brought the fudge brownies over. Everyone was able to smell them in an instant, the chocolate overwhelming the room.

 

“Are they the good ones?Like, those really good ones?” Leo asked, reaching for the pan. “Yes, Leo. They are the ones. Don’t eat the whole pan you fatass.” April sighed, grabbing a brownie. Casey set the pan in the middle of the group, barely being able to move her hands away from the side before everyone grabbed one. April had made just enough for everyone to have two brownies, but she still brought the ingredients in case she needed to make more. “If we have to make more I’m not adding the shit.” She looked at Leo, who was already stuffing his face with both of his brownies. “Ok but why? I know the hidden city doesn’t run out, they literally use it for medication, how would it run out?” Leo asked with a mouth full. “Because theirs is basically a watered down version of top sides, and apparently some kids found that out while I was there and bought like 30 bags of it to get high. I saw them smoking it in the alley when I was coming back up.”



April and Leo continued bickering for the rest of the hour, with everyone chiming in regularly. After a couple movies, games and shit talk sessions, Mikey started talking about something that came to him while waiting for his medication to kick in earlier. “Ok, so like, what if we like, somehow made contact with one of our alternates. From like, a different universe or something. You know how cool that would be? If I could talk to a different me? That would be like, so cool..” He leaned back into the tower of pillows and blankets he was sitting on, while everyone stared at him. “What? I mean, it’s like, a good question. What about you Dee? Don’t you like, have pictures of our alternates or something?” Everyone looked at Donnie, who sat with a nervous expression on his face. 

 

“So, what if I told you that I already did?” 





Notes:

what a surprise huh yea um it was either making this a story about finding venus and jennika or this and i couldnt write big mamas dialogue so itss this

Notes:

Comments are appreciated, whether they be 1 word, an essay, or a sentence! Chapters should come out relatively quick, depending on my other fics, so stay alert!! <33