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@no added @literalrayofsunshine, @girlbossno1, @oncrack247 and 4 others to the chat
@no renamed the chat to "Abusement Park"
8 people are online
@no: my existence is miserable
@oncrack247: ayyyy gumi!! never took you as one to start a chat!!!1!1
@no: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FORCED ME TO, DONT YOU GO PRETENDING
@salmonandtuna: whats this?
@literalrayofsunshine: inumaki-senpai! haiiiii
@girlbossno1: this better not waste my time
@hasyanderebodyguard: why do i feel like i should not be included? i am in AFRICA
@oncrack247: awww but isnt it better to have every member of the family in the chat yuuta?? u wont feel excluded this way!
@opcopycat: i guess youre right. but i still stick to my words that you are a weird teacher
@girlbossno2: gojo i swear what are you up to
@no: he blackmailed me into making this chat.
@literalrayofsunshine: how???
@no has gone offline
@literalrayofsunshine: megumiiiii :(
@girlbossno1: first name terms? 🤨📸
@literalrayofsunshine: uh... whoops
@no is online
@no: why
@salmonandtuna: why what
@no: idk ig its now a general term for me
because everything in my life goes wrong
@salmonandtuna: fair
@girlbossno1: fushiguro, i am disappointed
@no: am i supposed to act surprised
@girlbossno1: you didnt make custom usernames for everyone
@no: oh hell no im out
@girlbossno1: too late
@girlbossno1 changed @no's username to prickly porcupine
@girlbossno1 changed @girlbossno1 's username to slayqueen
slayqueen changed @literalrayofsunshine's username to finger lickin good
slayqueen changed @oncrack247's username to that one chill sensei
slayqueen changed @salmonandtuna's username to walking onigiri recipe
slayqueen changed @girlbossno2's username to pop off queen
slayqueen changed @iampanda's username to totallylegitpanda
slayqueen changed @hasyanderebodyguard's username to opcopycat
slayqueen: now
@opcopycat you owe me a trip to kyoto
opcopycat: why
walking onigiri recipe: shes mad she didnt get to go to kyoto cuz u clapped them with rika last time
opcopycat: oh
whoops
slayqueen: you better take me on a trip there as soon as you get back to tokyo you hear me
opcopycat: i in fact do not hear you from africa but whatever you want i guess
slayqueen: good
prickly porcupine: wtf is my username
slayqueen: what can i say? it fits you
prickly porcupine: in what way does "prickly porcupine" fit me
slayqueen: i mean ur always touchy and ur hair is like a sea urchin but u can get rlly dangerous when provoked
prickly porcupine: wow never took u for one who knew interpretations
slayqueen: i am offended
finger lickin good: should i comment abt my username?
slayqueen: no. no you should not.
pop off queen: why is panda so quiet
totallylegitpanda: i have nothing to contribute
prickly porcupine: gojos oddly quiet too
when hes like this yk something bads abt to happen
that one chill sensei: gumiiiiii
you wound me!!!
prickly porcupine: never call me "gumi" again. and if i wounded you, good. what are u planning to do?
that one chill sensei: nothing!
prickly porcupine: uh huh
that one chill sensei: ...
how do u know me so well??/? unfair!!
finger lickin good: alright someone tell me whats going on
slayqueen: for once i have no idea
that one chill sensei: yall are going on a joint first year second year mission!
im pairing u up
prickly porcupine: knew it
opcopycat: imma just sit and watch drama from africa
when gojo gets to pair ppl up it ends in disaster
walking onigiri recipe: agreed
that one chill sensei: gumi ur going with toge! nobara ur with panda and yuuji ur with maki!
prickly porcupine: thats enough gojo for one day
pop off queen: gojo how do u pull such weird pairs out of ur mind
prickly porcupine: what mind
opcopycat: #thatonemomentwhenyoudontknowifyoushouldapplaudoractmortified
that one chill sensei: gumiiii!!!!! u broke my heart 😱
prickly porcupine: well deserved