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1. The Completely Unerotic Adventures of Brother Cellanus Volume V by themediaevalmonk

   Fandoms: Original Work, Tales From The Monastery Universe  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Brother Cellanus
   • Brother Felix
   • Medieval
   • Historical Fantasy
   • Revenge
   • Monks
   • Catholic Monks
   • 9th Century
   • Brothels
   • Arson
   • Fae & Fairies
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Queer Character
   • Middle Ages
   • Original Character(s)
   • Anglo-Saxon
   • Catholicism
   • Bible Quotes (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Slavery
   • suicide attempt but he's fine and doesn't actually do it
   • Reunited and It Feels So Good
   • Confessions
   • No Beta We Die Like Christ
   • In the sense that we're dying now but I'm going to come back and edit it later
   • Fauns & Satyrs
   • Depression
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Mental Instability
   • Catholic Guilt
   • Imprisonment
   • Mental Breakdown
   • Angels
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Healing
   • Family Dynamics
   • Weddings
   • Aunts & Uncles
   • Babies
   • Wedding Planning
   • Party
   • Hotels
   • Awkward Conversations
   • Vikings
   • Mermen
   • Bathing Together

   Summary

   After getting into a very loud, public argument with Hervör in the marketplace, Brother Cellanus takes her words about not doing anything about the brothel in Mamecaster to heart. And he does something about it!

   …And that something goes horribly wrong.

   Due to the nature of this sin and all the other shenanigans Brother Cellanus has been up to for the past few years, he risks being excommunicated! (He did steal money to preach in a brothel, tried to kill the priest who knocked up his sister, and accidentally went to a pagan orgy after all!)

   Brother Cellanus must go to the Archbishop of Jorvik and grovel. Luckily for him, the Archbishop won’t excommunicate him, but he also refuses to give him absolution for his sins and forbids any priests under his jurisdiction to do so either!

   Now Brother Cellanus must travel across Europe to seek absolution from the pope, lest his soul be damned to Hell. Luckily, Father Abbot has permitted Brother Felix, Brother Cellanus’s crush and closest companion, to attend and keep him out of trouble.

   Receiving absolution is more difficult than Brother Cellanus anticipated.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Brother Cellanus

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,974

   Chapters:

   14/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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