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1. A General Guide to Pavlov-ing Decpticons by WeirdLookingWolf

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Starscream (Transformers)/You
   • Soundwave & Starscream (Transformers)
   • Breakdown/Knock Out (Transformers)
   • Starscream (Transformers)
   • Megatron (Transformers)
   • Soundwave (Transformers)
   • Shockwave (Transformers)
   • Lazerbeak
   • Arcee (Transformers)
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Optimus Prime
   • Bumblebee (Transformers)
   • Knock Out (Transformers)
   • Breakdown (Transformers)
   • Vehicons (Transformers)
   • Bulkhead (Transformers)
   • Smokescreen (Transformers)
   • Jazz (Transformers)
   • Skywarp (Transformers)
   • Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Reader is a fucking psychopath
   • Reader grew up on a farm
   • Reader is studying robotic engineering
   • Starscream is a sweetheart
   • Survival
   • general fuckery
   • Megatron Is A Piece of Shit
   • Megatron Bashing
   • Starscream whines like a little bitch
   • soundwave is tired
   • Shockwave is a bitch
   • but he’s amusing
   • Soundwave is a memelord
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Oven Temp at 425
   • Wound Care
   • Pavlovian response
   • Uncanny Valley Soundwave
   • Seeker Culture (Transformers)
   • Miscommunication
   • Courting Rituals
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Cybertronian Human Relations
   • Sentient Insecticons
   • Soundwave is the only one with a single braincell
   • Soundwave is a father
   • FUCK CANON AND DIE LIKE CLIFFJUMPER
   • inspired fic
   • Beware the Reader
   • Very Terrible Humor
   • 9/11 joke untimely made on 9/11
   • Suicidal Ideation
   • When I said the humor was bad I meant it

   Summary

   “Thank you so much for your assistance, doctor.” His voice is laced with sarcasm and you roll your eyes as your weak legs move you towards a rock to lean against.

   “Yeah yeah,” you wheeze, “come back next week for your prostate exam.”

   “What’s a prostate?”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,877

   Chapters:

   2/?

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