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[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier and Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER and Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, and spiderWOMEN]

[Current offline users : None]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually] 

Sexy medic: Breakdown and I just watched the new movie that came out recently. Micked was really good. I'm so excited for part 2 honestly..

Medics are hot: It was pretty good honestly.

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: oh cool what’s it’s about?

?? has added Cody to the gc

?? changed Cody’s name to Baby

Baby: uhhhh

Baby: why is

Baby: what the.. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … uh

Baby: HIIII :D woah this is noble!!! I don't have enough friends for this normally. 

Single mother {Admin}: Query: Are you a human? 

Baby: yeah.. I’m a human!! Why are you asking :D 

MLP crier {Admin}: kick him

Scientist (nerd) has kicked Baby from the group chat

?? has added Baby to the group chat

Scientist (nerd) has kicked Baby from the group chat

?? has added Baby to the group chat

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: This is illogical 

Baby: this is so weird AND EXCITING AT THE SAME TIME!! This is so noble

Medics are hot: tell me about it kiddo.. You seem energetic. 

Baby: Well I mean I don't have many friends, and I wanna take every opportunity life throws at me!! Oh yeah, I’ll do a quick intro for everyone :D 

Baby: My name is Cody and he/him!! I wanna be inclusive. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Star is fine for me, he/him prefer but I'm cool with any. 

spiderWOMEN: Spider and She/her is fine, also how old are you? I’d prefer not making any weird jokes with a child. 

Baby: ... 12

Sexy medic: CHO KE

Baby: huh? What's sexy?

Sexy Medic: break is ;)

Sexy Medic: also knock is fine, he/him

Medics are hot: aww thanks and break he/him

Single mother {Admin}: Name; Sound and he/him

MLP crier {Admin}: .... D-16, he/him

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: really?

MLP crier {Admin}: shut up he can’t know

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: .. sigh, Shock is fine. It's the most logical choice. 

Baby: oh cool, anyways where are you guys from?

Sexy medic: uhhhh

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: uhhhh Norterbyc!!

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: its French

spiderWOMEN: yeah French

Baby: Sick!! I’ve never been to France. I get stuck in one place the whole time but it’s really fun here. :D 

Medics are hot: so uh how was your day

Baby: Oh not much just simply traveled through time and ended up finding an evil scientist who tried to experiment on my friends and accidentally made a universe where the evil scientist won and my family were workers and I ended up saving them then went back in time again to grab what made that timeline then went back to my original timeline. Yk not much so how was your guys day :D

I AM NEW LEADER {Mod}: What the frag

[In our prime]

[Admins currently online : Megatron and Sound]

[Moderators currently online : Starscream and Scientist]

[Present users : Breakdown, Knockout, and Ariachnid]

[Current offline users : None]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Title display: off]

Starscream: THE KIDS 12 AND HES TIME TRAVELED???

Dreadwing: ???? CONTEXT??? 

Starscream: SOME FRAGAFT KID GOT LOCKED INTO STAYING WITH THE OTHER GC 

Megatron: we must keep him around longer

Breakdown: What on primus’ flat tittys are those humans up to?? Will those humans start doing that as well??

Knockout: those fleshies, are weird we knew this

Soundwave: Answer; Time traveling isn't normal and so is that kid. 

Airachnid: gee thanks for the OBVIOUS CHATGPT 

Soundwave: ╭∩╮(◣_◢)╭∩╮

Airachnid: frag you 

Soundwave: no go kiss arcee

Airachnid: YOU LITTLE. 

Soundwave:  (๑>؂•̀๑)

Dreadwing: .. I am going to go back to hanging out with Tarrn. Have fun, I guess. 

Shockwave: that.. That is most logical. Sunstorm is having one of his episodes again, which I do not want to deal with today. 

Starscream: augh can relate. He’s being a aft rn 

Dreadwing: shouldn't you all be talking to that kid? 

Starscream: oh yeah

[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier and Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER and Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, and spiderWOMEN]

[Current offline users : None]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually] 

Baby: sigh I’m so tired I’m gonna sleep for the night my older brother is being so annoying rn so I may pop up later

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: good idea Cody night

Sexy medic: get a good 8 hours

Baby is offline

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Starscream: Time traveling 12 year old's what’s next he has this car that teleports him to locations that his brother picks out

[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier and Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER and Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, and spiderWOMEN]

[Current offline users : None]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually] 

Baby is online

Baby: YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

Single mother {Admin}: Query; What happened?

Baby: My friends and I were teleported all over the city I live in and it takes us to locations my older brother picked out for his date!!

spiderWOMEN: WAIT DIDNT STAR PREDICT THIS

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I’m going to deactivate myself

spiderWOMEN: HASHAHZBAJANSAKCJ

Single mother {Owner}: .·°՞(˃ ᗜ ˂)՞°·.

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Maybe because the author thought it would be funny to add the joke and will probably randomly make a dumb joke that Starscream predicts something.

Single mother {Admin}: what

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: What

Baby: Man now im I’m reminiscing over that one time I was almost burned alive by lava

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: CHO KE

Single mother {Admin}: Query; What else happened to you?

Baby: Let’s seeeeee alright so basically

Baby: Robot dinosaur got loose and almost killed some people, yk the classic almost burned to death, almost burned alive, flying lobsters… don’t ask, unleashed a bunch of nanites, almost died, almost killed a robot baby, there was that lion, weather machine x2, evil scientist who we met back in time recently showed up and made the good scientist leave his job and again almost died. That’s about half so far

Single mother {Admin}: Query; half?

Baby: anyways not including the falling objects and the time my friend almost died and I would have potentially been really injured and hurt. Not much

Medics are hot: how.. Aren't you dead

Baby: Skill, pure skill 

Private messages Optimus Prime and Cody

Cody: Did you have a friend named D-16?

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[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : None]

[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER and Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Baby and spiderWOMEN]

[Current offline users : MLP Crier {Admin}, Single Mother {Admind}, Sexy Medic and Medics are hot ]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually]  

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: So you're on a rescue team?

Baby: Oh yeah, we have firefighters, EMT, police force…. Architects? I have no clue what it's called?

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: not author not knowing what its called since she's too much of an idiot to remember

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Anyyyyyyways id recommend not mentioning firetrucks or whatever they're called. Star has a vendetta against them, its most illogical. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: augh don't even get me started on those fragging firetrucks. I hate them with their big chest plates and pretty body and jdsjdianfsksk >:(

Baby: oh wow, my brother is a firefighter so that's kinda real in a sense. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: no, not that I just REEEEEALLY hate firetrucks just his guy I used to date liked them and just ew

Baby: oh sorry bout that :( 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: nah mate you good

spiderWOMEN: screamer never say ‘mate’ again you fragging spawn of unicron

Baby: isnt unicron a god?

spiderWOMEN: UH YUP HAHA OUI OUI YK A FRENCH ONE.

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: yeah man us french people have such weird gods aha aha

Baby: NOBLE!!!

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: anyways what happened today your life is like a tv show atp

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Hah

Baby: Anyways nothing too cool but only that there was this competition with my friend, her name is Frankie she and I are friends. Anyways there was a science competition and I had a water suit that would help forest fires.

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Oh that’s actually kinda cool

Baby: I know!!! It was really cool in hindsight but the mayor.. Just.. augh. He sucks. Though before human eating plants it was very fun. 

spiderWOMEN: I'm sorry the WHAT?? 

Baby: Yeah lowkey it was pretty fun but then like people almost got injured and blah blah blah

Baby: Anyways so I used to suit to save the day basically :/ the mayor of this place is an idiot and only thinks about money. Sorry for repeating it, it just annoys me. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Ah I see, say when's the last time you went to take a nap? If it's been a bit you should try.

Baby: fair enough I am exhausted from today. Maybe I'll tell a story of one of my missions, kk?

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Thank you Cody, I find entertainment in these.

[In our prime]

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[Present users : Breakdown, Knockout, and Ariachnid]

[Current offline users : None]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Title display: off]

Starscream: hey is it bad I slightly care for the human?

Megatron: He’s foolish, but his innocence is high.

Knockout: agreed anyways Starscream stop venting about heatwave we know you miss him don’t make it the kids problem.

Starscream: >:( I’m not I just uh

Starscream: Whatever anyways he sucks im better I don't deserve that brute heatwave HMPH

Knockout: twink

Starscream: FRAG YOU DIE DIE DIE YOU HOMO

Airachnid: WE ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS YOU SPAWN OF A GLITCH????? 

Dreadwing: what is going on anymore

Breakdown: Your fault for assuming something smart is happening. 

Dreadwing: .. im.. Im going back to tarn 

Breakdown: Why do you hang out with him so much? 

Dreadwing: I just like to. Him and I are getting closer by the day. 

Megatron: .. so you and tarn hm? 

Dreadwing: Eh? 

Megatron: Leader of the DJD, a poet and a good fighter. That's a pick 

Dreadwing: oh well uh he’s nice. :) 

Soundwave: .... ծ_Ô

Shockwave: I agree this is suspicious 

Starscream: you got all of that from an emoji? 

Soundwave: (￣ー￣（＿　＿（ (ദ്ദി ๑>؂•̀๑)

Shockwave: They are obvious 

Starscream: .. didnt you two used to date? 

Soundwave: :p 

Shockwave: ^ 

Starscream: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN D: 

Soundwave: (   ͡º ꒳ ͡º)

Private messages Heatwave and Cody

Cody: Hey weird question but did you have any romantic partners? I forgot to ask ngl. 

Heatwave: Yeah I did, I had a conjunx or as you humans put it “Boy friend”. I was young and dumb also Optimus is also going to visit at some point for some odd reason. He said he wanted to talk to you, try texting him why would you? I don’t wanna bother him and I am kinda busy. It's why I am using text to speech, which is very nice. I can go into more detail if you want Cody about my ex by the way. 

Text to speech audio activated for this user 

Cody: Oh okay got it I’ll message him in a bit!! Thank you!! What was his name? 

Heatwave: Starscream, why?

Cody: I wanna learn about you all more so I wanted to know if any of you had relationships. I hope that's fine!!

Heatwave: Cody you are always fine do not worry. 

Private messages Optimus Prime and Cody

Yesterday

Cody: Hey who’s D-16?

Read

Optimus Prime: ... D-16 was an old friend, if I were to explain our friendship i’d have to start from the beginning.

Cody: oh 

Cody: oh um uh happened? just like a short summary if you could btw. I just wanna learn more about you all. If that's fine. 

Optimus Prime: Like how I, Orion Pax had become Optimus Prime. He, D-16 had become Megatron. I do miss him and wish we could be friends again… that Era has long ended and we still are at war. Sometimes I do think back and wonder, ‘Could I have changed anything? Could I have been a better friend?’ Apologies I’ll explain in detail in due time. 

Optimus Prime: Do go have fun with your friends Cody, they might all leave at some point. Treasure your memories you have with them.

Cody: .... I see. Thank you, I promise. 

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[Burns family + Bots]

[Admins currently online : [Heatwave, Chief and Graham]

[Moderators currently online : [Kade, Chase]

[Present users : [Cody, Boulder, Blades, and Dani]

[Current offline users : None]

Cody: Hey now that I think of it.. We don't know you all that well personally.

Chief {Admin}: You aren't wrong, icebreakers. You tell one fun fact about yourself. 

Heatwave {Admin}: Sigh, imm a three time lobbing chaampion. 

Cody: ? 

Chase {Mod}: Its caatch, but wwith a gigantic ball. 

Cody: Oh okay thanks!! Uh, I never learned how to swim!! I only learned because I almost drowned once.

Chase {Mod}: Horrifying. I couuld've been a gladdiator except for the ffact I dislikke fighting. Megatronus and I fought ONCE, I could've wonn except I stilll hate fightting. 

Dani: Mega…. tronus? 

Blades: THE MOST POWERFUL CYBERTRONIAN GLADIATOR!! He even beat Soundwave!! 

Heatwave {Admin}: .. So iis your funn fact yoou liked glaadiator matches? 

Blades: WELL I UM I UHHH I UH yeah sure

Boulder: I got my naame boulder from the fact wheen I was younger I liftedd a boulder that was so heavvy the leader of my city coulldn't lift it

Blades: .. thats horrifying D: wait what city were you?? 

Boulder: Kaon 

Blades: WHAT?? You weren't from Iacon?? 

Boulder: Chase was litterally from Tarn 

Blades: WHAT!?!?!?!

Chase {Mod}: I never bothered to mention it. It didn't seem to be brought up in conversations. What I meant by could've been a gladiator. 

Graham {Admin}: Is that good or is that bad? 

Chase {Mod}: Depeends on which cybertronian you assked. The Decepticon leaader who used to bee Megatronus, wass also from Tarn. The leadder of the decepticon justice division is aalso from Tarn. 

Graham {Admin}: I see, thank you. 

Chase {Mod}: No problem Graham. 

Dani: So it's space racism. 

Chase {Mod}: Yes 

Kade {Mod}: BLUNT MUCH???  

Dani: Am I wrong? 

Kade {Mod}: well

Kade {Mod}: no 

Kade {Mod}: but

Dani: Then quit it. 

Blades: AND DANI WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

Dani: I won a belching contest once. 

Cody: oh god I remember that 

Heatwave {Admin}: Heh? 

Blades: ^^^ this 

Kade {Mod}: she didn’t even train for it.. Just.. Anyways, when I was younger I actually won a bunch of football tournaments!!

Heatwave {Admin}: -_- booooooring

Graham {Admin}: I used to be a lad pioneer before I gave up. :/ 

Chief {Admin}: Everyone assumes I used to date doc green, I can deny these rumors. 

Heatwave {Admin}: that issnt a fun fact

Chief {Admin]: It is, you now know of a rumor and its now denied. 

Chase {Mod}: A thouught occurs, chief. 

Chief {Admin]: ?

Chase {Mod}: Will you aadd your little brothher? You menntioned him.

Chief {Admin]: I’d have to add a filter so he doesn’t see your messages, Graham? 

Graham {Admin}: Give me an hour ive got it

Cody: yeah fair enough 

Cody: Ah wrong gc!! Sorry!!

Dani: Heh? You have enough friends for that/gen 

Cody: Mhm!! I met some friends. One finds Heatwave coooooool~

Heatwave {Admin}: me? 

Cody: Yeah you 

Heatwave {Admin}: .. I am flattered

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[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Sexy Medic, spiderWOMEN, Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, Single Mother {Admin}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually]  

Baby is online 

Baby: Augh my dad is sick that means my big brother has to tell us what to do since he's the oldest and biggest. And with his words summed up YoU cAnT jOiN uS fOr MiSsIoNs UnTiL yOuR bIg EnOuGh I hate him. Then he said once i'm taller than him I can lead the team

spiderWOMEN: He sounds like a complete asshole

Baby: he is :/ augh hes such a

Baby: wait am i allowed to swear 

spiderWOMEN: yeah we chill

Baby: NOBLE!!1!1

Baby: Anyways he was being such an asshole and its so annoying. I'm gonna go for a little, rescue mission

spiderWOMEN: bye!!

Baby: bye!!

Baby is offline

spiderWOMEN: Say shocky? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Never call me that and what.

spiderWOMEN: Have you figured out how cody got into the gc? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: I have attempted to find out, all I know is that some mysterious force put him in here. 

spiderWOMEN: heh? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: right you do not know, 3 people know. 

spiderWOMEN: About what?? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: If I say it will censor me

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Isn't that right, author? 

?????? has forcefully joined the groupchat

??????: alright fuck off

spiderWOMEN: Who are you? 

??????: Someone who got bored and is re writing this chapter

spiderWOMEN: what

??????: yeah I can add you 

spiderWOMEN: ???

?????? has wiped the following messages 

?????? has left the groupchat

[The ones who know] 

[Current Admins online : ?????? and ???????]

[Current online users : Shockwave, Tarn, Helex]

Tarn: really shockwave? 

Shockwave: Her fault not mine 

Helex: maybe we can finally hit the 1 female quota!! 

??????: Literally I am a girl 

Helex: you go by any pronouns you count as a 1/3rd 

Airachnid has been added to the groupchat

Airachnid: What. The. fuck. 

Shockwave: You're in a fanfic 

Helex: Give her time to focus??? 

Tarn: Evening Air, I thought you were re-writing the chapter?? Not adding us?? 

??????: oh heaven forbid a girl has hobbies 

Helex: .. you just wanted to add this so you could self insert

??????: nah I just thought it’d be mad funny to make airachnid have a mid-life crisis. I can replace myself with U̴̡͕͉̘͖̦̱͙̳͍̥̖͇̯̿̎̾̎́n̵̢̨͇͔͇̥͉̝̟͖͛̉̔̎̏̚i̸͕̳̱̫͖͙̯̎̂̅͑̑̑͊͗̽̌̑͘͝͝c̴̨̢͙̔̅̐̇̔̀͒̈̃̾̕̚͘͝ṟ̵͌̍̏̓̋̈͋̈́̽̐̏o̶̧̢͉͍̦̩͔̜̮̤̮͎̪͆ņ̶̨͍͉͎̞͙̿̇̾́ if that annoys you.

???????: meowwww

Helex: .. I take it back 

???????: ermmm nope!! I’m the god of chaos I might as well have fun while doing it

Helex: sigh I hate you 

??????: I can kill you off like [Censored] if you want 

Shockwave: .. why is it censored

??????: censored for you and the audience for fun. Anyways.. BACK TO THE SHOW!!

Airachnid: WAIT WHAT

[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Sexy Medic, spiderWOMEN, Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, Single Mother {Admin}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually]  

Baby is online

Medics are hot: oh hey cody

Baby: hey break!!

Medics are hot: Anything cool happens?

Baby: Well currently I look like an adult so that's gotta count

Sexy Medic: YK I was gonna lurk but now i'm confused how tf.

Baby: Complicated but basically ray go shoot at me, I become an adult. I am taller than my big brother rn soooo

Sexy Medic: Wow congrats

Baby: How tall are you all?

Sexy Medic: yk an average height

Baby: Riiiight I doubt you understand american heights ill just assume 6ft ish

Sexy Medic: Accurate

Sexy Medic: hold on mlp crier is blasting the mlp intro i'm gonna tell him to shut up

Baby: kk

Baby: well ill be

Medics are hot: ? What?

Baby: I accidentally pulled my big brothers gf

Medics are hot: knock would be proud of you

Baby: >:D

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Baby: welp my big brother looks like a child

spiderWOMEN: that

spiderWOMEN: yk what cool your life confuses me

Baby: Same with me!! anyways wave made another snarky comment

Baby: aaaand we're back to normal!! im happy with my body i like being a child

spiderWOMEN: Enjoy being a child for as long as you want, also please dont tell star he loves the snarky comments

I AM THE NEW LEADER is online

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: WHO SUMMONED ME

Baby: Snarky comment

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: YAYYYYYYYYYY jumping in the air so happy I love him

spiderWOMEN: ayo?

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I meant that in a silly way frag off

spiderWOMEN: fine fine

spiderWOMEN: BTW I never asked you have any siblings other then your big brother?

Baby: oh yeah, im the youngest so i have an older sister, and two brothers.

spiderWOMEN: Can we give them nicknames?

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Nicknames?

spiderWOMEN: Funny titles for when they join the gc, they auto get it. If they join the gc.

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: yah sure I’ll ask sound,

spiderWOMEN: how do we get him online

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I got this >:3

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: OH MY PRIME CODY FELL OFF A CLIFF

Single Mother {Admin} is online

Single Mother {Admin}: WHAT HAPPENED

Single Mother {Admin}: Disapointed; Oh

Single Mother {Admin}: Disapointed; Oh frag off you two I hate you both.

spiderWOMEN: BAHHAHAHAAHHDHAHHSHSAHSAHDA

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Single Mother {Admin}: Annoyed; Frag off and I guess I could make a bot for nicknames? It's a work in progress all though.

Baby: Try it :D

Single Mother {Admin}: Hm.

Single Mother has added Lazerbeak.bot

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: You named it after your child???? Really???

Single Mother {Admin}: shut up

Baby: You named your child Lazerbeak?

Single Mother {Admin}: …

Single Mother {Admin}: No its a nickname I gave him

Baby: sick

Lazerbeak.bot has added auto nicknames to [Slay queen (sparkle)], [Science Rules], [Bitch]

Baby: We are not naming him bitch >:( 

Single Mother {Admin}: …

Lazerbeak.bot has renamed [Bitch] -> [Hoes no s]

Baby: fine

Baby: Wait can i get a custom nickname or title :D 

Single Mother {Admin}: … if it is what you want cody

Lazerbeak.bot has assigned the title [Rescue boy] to [Cody]

Baby {Rescue Boy}: the name is giving flashbacks BUT NOBLE :D

Single Mother {Admin}: I plan to turn off so the others don’t ask for one because Star has been asking for “I AM A STAR” for months.

Baby {Rescue boy}: I’ll take it :)

[The ones who know] 

[Current Admins online : ?????? and ???????]

[Current online users : Shockwave, Tarn, Helex, and Airachnid]

??????: sighhh why did past me write owner instead of admin 

Shockwave: Your past self is an idiot 

??????: Yeah and now I’ll have to add this to every other chapter.  

Helex: You DID want this. 

??????: Helex I will kill you off like I did [Censored] 

Tarn: we still cannot see it

Airachnid: I'm in a shitty fanfic… 

??????: okay hurtful it isnt THAT shitty. You’ll get used to it. Shockwave took 3 seconds before he realized it was chill

Tarn: He said “Oh” and then said nothing about it for 2 months. 

Airachnid: 2 MONTHS?? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WRITING THIS FOR?? 

??????: uhhhh idk 

Airachnid: DON’T CUT OFF THE CHAPTER YOU LITTLE-

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[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : MLP crier]

[Moderators currently online None]

[Present present users : Baby]

[Current offline users : Single Mother {Admin}, Scientist (nerd), spiderWOMEN, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually] 

[Roles turn : off] 

MLP Crier: That's what happened in all the seasons of My Little Pony but I haven't had time or the location to binge the new season.

Baby: Oh since my family and I are on a rescue team we have access to shows early. I can give you my family’s account to watch it

MLP Crier: …

MLP Crier: its fine ill watch it when it comes out here

Baby: No, I insist.

MLP Crier: no

Baby: Yes

MLP Crier: … sigh 

MLP Crier:  fine

Baby: :D

MLP Crier: Thank you cody

Baby: No problem D-16!!

MLP Crier: …

MLP Crier: :)

[Burns family + Bots]

[Admins currently online : Chief {Admin}]

[Moderators currently online Kade {Mod}]

[Present users : Cody]

[Current offline users : Dani, Graham {Admin}, Woodrow, Blades, Boulder, Chase {Mod}, and Heatwave{Admin}]

Chief {Admin}: Cody who is watching My little pony on your account? I am fine with you watching My Little Pony by the way it's just a bit odd.

Cody: A friend who really REEAAALLY likes MLP like so much he cried

Kade {Mod}: He cried-

Kade {Mod}; WATCHING MY LITTLE FUCKING PONY???????????????

Chief {Admin}: Language

Kade {Mod}: sry caught me off guard

Cody: Yeah my friends are really cool

Cody: They're French!!!

Kade {Mod}: OFC its french people

Chief {Admin}: Kade

Kade {Mod}: fine

Chief {Admin}: Anyways @everyone I was informed that there was a large glacier mountain nearby. Meet at the dock in 20 minutes.

Cody: KK got it!!

[Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone]

[Admins currently online : MLP crier]

[Moderators currently online Scientist (Nerd)]

[Present present users : Baby]

[Current offline users : Single Mother {Admin}, spiderWOMEN, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[MOTD: we’ll add dread eventually] 

[Roles turn : off] 

Baby: Hey I have a question?

MLP Crier: Go ahead

Scientist (nerd): All ears as some say

Baby: Do you think bad people can change?

MLP Crier: What… sparked this curiosity?

Baby: Well there was this evil doctor guy that's evil and mean. Anyways he gave us the painting of our grandfather and he seemed…. Nicer? I'm thinking he may will

change but I don't know. Do you both think bad people could change?

MLP Crier: When I was younger, I had done many, MANY bad things. I don’t think he will or could ever forgive me. So I doubt he would change. I don’t think I could change either.

Baby: oh

Scientist (nerd): I also must agree on that, bad people can never be good. I’ve done way worse than what he has and I fully don't regret it. Everything I've done is all in one logical way. I personally don't trust him. So I'd be more careful with that Frame. Knowing him, maybe a camera is in it? For now I'd recommend not showing too much near that picture.

Baby: that actually seems like something he’d do, wait let me check it out.

Scientist (nerd): You know, it would seem logical to tell him.

MLP Crier: No, that's an order. He’s far too young and innocent. He is 12 or less and shouldn’t be caught up in this

Baby: shit there was a camera

MLP Crier: Did you say something important in front of it???

Baby: Kinda??? I'm so scared and worried what if he knows what if he hurts my friends. He knows something people shouldn't. I'm so scared. Am I overreacting?//?//?

MLP Crier: Uh um no you aren't, uh scrap sound is normally good at this uh okay so um, trying breathing for 6 seconds, hold in for 5 and release for 4. Do this and once your feeling better slowly stop.

Baby: kk

Baby: okay, okay I think it worked? I’m scared

Scientist (nerd): If the man ever even dares to lay a single servo I mean uh, finger, I will bring everyone I know and we will beat him until he dies? Then we'll kill him again.

MLP Crier: basically if he hurts you or even dares to touch you we will bow him up or I laser canon his ass.

Baby: thank you, and please don't kill him?

Baby: please

MLP Crier: Fine

MLP Crier: tell me about your day and then sleep, please.

Baby: got it :)

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[Moderators currently online None]

[Present users : Baby, spiderWOMEN]

[Current offline users : Single Mother {Admin}, Scientist (nerd), MLP crier, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot]

spiderWOMEN: Prime it’s so difficult to be a asshole these days istp

Baby: Awh :( you should never be an asshole :( 

spiderWOMEN: gonna ignore you said that 

spiderWOMEN: However much I wish to regret saying this… what’s going on currently?

Baby: My family is acting… odd? Like we went to this garden thing and I learned that someone tried to break down this place. Then suddenly my family is acting kinda weird? My dad picked up a phone and went… sorta emotionless?

spiderWOMEN: oh

spiderWOMEN: Hm 

spiderWOMEN: Has anyone else picked up the phone? 

spiderWOMEN: What did he look like??

Baby: You know when you realize you were at a dance party and realized that you wore the wrong costume and you suddenly zone the hell out 

spiderWOMEN: .. 

spiderWOMEN: gonna have to say no to that actually 

Baby: awh 

spiderWOMEN: okay so try not to touch those phones okay? 

spiderWOMEN: if you give me a location I can get a helicopter to pick you up and take you away

Baby: Thank you for the offer but my family could possibly be in danger and I don't want them to get hurt

spiderWOMEN: got it please be careful I need you safe. However much bc I regret saying this… I care for you to an extent even though we will most likely never meet or ever be completely honest. We all care for you. Even shockwave

Baby: Shockwave..?

spiderWOMEN: oh um that’s just shock’s nickname

Baby: oh alright 

spiderWOMEN: yeah so be careful. If you need help just call almost all of us are free half the time

Baby: thank you. I’ll inform if anything goes well

spiderWOMEN: no problem and ty

Baby: Good news and bad news

spiderWOMEN: What?? What happened Cody istp I’m gonna have a stroke

Baby: Relax, I'm fine. The bad news is the garden that’s really nice is destroyed

spiderWOMEN: Ah I see. Good news? 

Baby: Everyone is okay now don’t worry

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Baby: Hey, who is Airachnid and why did they send a bunch of plants?

spiderWOMEN: oh I wonder who that was.

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[The ones who know] 

[Current Admins online : ?????? and ???????]

[Current online users : Shockwave, Tarn, Helex, and Airachnid]

??????: That's all I wrote? Really? 

Airachnid: You wrote me like THAT? Really? When will I get my Insecticons?? 

??????: in a future chapterrr aughhh you'll get them eventually 

Airachnid: Why do none of us have typing quirks like some of the other bots?? And what would my typing quirk be?

??????: A, couldnt think of anything. B, i forgot and I really dont wanna rewrite all of that in capital letters for starscream. If it were you, id probably use a weird fancy font like sunstorm and his episodes. Lastly C, i got this inspo for this from a homestuck fic so i do not give a flying fuck

Tarn: what

??????: oh we havent gotten there yet dw 

Shockwave: You're rewriting the chapters right? 

??????: Yeah….? What about it 

Shockwave: Then just fix it now and not later. -_-

??????: …

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[Moderators currently online None]

[Present users : Baby]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Scientist (nerd), MLP crier, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot]

Baby: augh this weather is horrible 

Single Mother {Owner} : Query; I can detect.. Annoyance? 

Baby: oh actually nevermind me and my friend are gonna play a virtual game!! I can send the code if you want ^^ 

Single Mother {Owner}: Appreciated; Please do 

Baby : avirtualdisaster.html

Single Mother {Owner}: .. thank you 

Baby: Nah don't mention it!! Alright I’m gonna log off Bye

Single Mother: Goodbye Cody 

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[Moderators currently online None]

[Present users : None]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Scientist (nerd), MLP crier, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby]

Baby is online

Baby: Are you all Cody’s friends? 

Single Mother {Admin} : Answer; Yes who is this? 

Baby: His older sister 

Single Mother {Admin}: Query; What happened 

Baby: Power Lines cut he's stuck inside the video game 

Single Mother {Admin} : Reply; I can get him out 

Baby: Pardon? 

Single Mother {Admin} : Reply; I can get him out he gave me the code 

Baby: Are you a hacker? 

Single Mother {Admin}: Confidence; A damn good one 

Baby: Okay thank you, it's a videogame i'd suggest sending something easy and fast 

Single Mother {Admin}: Ravage; eject 

Single Mother offline

Cody and Blades had just pulled a sword out the stone to fight the dragon. It brought them up in the air instead. Blades was incredibly scared. Cody says while looking at blades 

“Come on Blades, we have to jump!” 

Blades crosses his arms in a sassy way and says while putting on a brave front “And get barbecued? HAH there is no way-” 

Blades were cut short by the tile of the floating pedestal being removed piece by piece. Cody turns to Blade and says “HURRY BLADES!!! If we don't jump now we’ll fall!! Remember the whole hurt in simulation hurt in real life?!” 

Cody jumps on the next floating platform and soon when blades have enough courage he jumps on the next platform. Blades with his confidence boosted, he and Cody jump onto the next platform. Blades accidentally jumped a bit late and fell. 

“CODY”

“BLADES”

THIRD PLAYER JOINED :: ENTER R2\/@G3

Ravage had jumped and hit the exclamation mark and the three ended up being surrounded by the force field protecting them. Blades and Cody punch the dragon and win, but somehow a random cat had just saved Blades and gave him a note in the cat's mouth.. 

“Dear Cody and Cody’s friend. I sent my cat in a more normal attire. Cody’s friend I shall give my number incase of emergencies and you all are in danger. Thank you, Sound” 

Once they read the note the level ended 

Now entering Earth Simulation 

Blades sighs “I cannot believe we got saved, BY A CAT!?” 

The cat meows and jumps on the blades window and lays down. Cody chuckled lightly one more level and was home free- While Cody said that the cat meowed to tell Cody a bunch of flying arrows were heading their way. Blades got hit in the knee and they all hid behind a rock. The cat took off the arrow and the cat meowed and jumped on the rock, falling a bit short but Cody went and grabbed it. 

Blade says annoyed “I used to think video games were fun, but then I got hit in the ankle.’ The cat meows in response and hides in the blades window. The three then use the shield to protect themselves but cant continue because of a boulder in the way. The three have to pause and run away from the boulder but the game slows them and the pase down. The cat meows really loudly and the rock gets destroyed. The three then slowly take the trek up and are able to walk normally. Suddenly the trees start to fight them and in the distance you can hear.

FOURTH PLAYER JOINED :: ENTER HEATWAVE

Heatwave runs up to the two, not expecting to see a cat screaming at a tree and the tree just falling. He was also slightly relieved that Cody and Blades were okay. 

Blades says while being very relieved of having heatwave near “Heatwave!! Thank primeus that cat is horrifying!! It freaking yelled loud enough TO BREAK A BOULDER!?!!” 

Heatwave says while being quite skittish “... I don't think normal cats can do that? Also, did you ask for the cat's name?” 

Cody just sorta pauses and says while being nonchalant “We were uh quite busy? Also-the-author-wanted-to-create-ambiance COUGH what? Anyways we haven't” 

The cat sighs and hops back on blades window head thingy(?) One of the new trees grabs the cat and it meows really loudly which Blades replies to Heatwave and Cody “Ravage has this!! Lets go beat the level!!” The three then run and Heatwave fights the next batch of trees with the cat apparently named ravage? Cody and Blades get to the top of the mountain when Cody gets stuck but distracts the newly formed rock griffin and Blades runs and gets the flag. It teleports the rest of them to Blades and they win 

Blades and Cody exit the game and Blades confused says “Wait, how was Ravage able to get in?” 

Dani walks up to the two and says “Well apparently this ‘Sound’ person is a ‘damn good hacker’ and yeah.” 

Blades chuckles “And I got Sound’s number!!!” 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

Current Admins online [MLP Crier]

Current Mods online [I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd)]

Current users online [Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Owner}, and spiderWOMEN]  

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Shitttttttt oh fuck oh fuck hes dead oh god and we didnt tell him oh primeus 

BABY IS ONLINE

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: OH THANK FUCK 

MLP Crier {Admin}: Cody. Explain. Now. 

Private Messages Blades and Sound 

Blades: You're Sound right? 

Sound: Affirmative; I am 

Blades: Well I'm Blades!! Nice to meet you!!

Sound: … I'm not good with introductions, want some gossip? 

Blades: OMG YES TELL ME EVERYTHING

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[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [None]

[Present users : Sexy Medic, Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, spiderWOMEN, Single Mother {Owner}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}]

Sexy Medic: Augh Sound hasn't done any of his work in the past few days MLP is gonna kill himmmm 

Baby: Same with my friend the only thing I’ve seen him do is text sound and giggle like a schoolgirl with a crush 

Medics are hot: This is developing into crack ship territory 

Sexy Medic: Indeed this is getting freaky 

Baby: wtf is that 

Sexy Medic: No clue ^^ 

Single Mother is online

Single Mother { Admin }: Apologies; I have finished all my duties and I'm free. I’ll inform Blades to finish his work.

Sexy Medic: … I wanna say it 

Baby: Knock no 

Sexy Medic: historians will call them best friends…

Baby: They cant date we have that bet, sound and d have to date I need my money 

Medics are hot: UH no shock and sound are gonna date and I’m gonna get my bragging rights and money. 

Single Mother {Admin}: Query; How many of you bet on my love life??? @Scientist (nerd)??? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod} is online

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: You all are illogical 

Single Mother {Admin}: Thank you 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: It's clearly Sound/HotRod you imbeciles

Baby: Who tf is hot rod??? 

Single Mother {Admin}: oh my prime

MLP Crier is online 

MLP Crier {Admin}: You all are idiots, it's clearly Sound/Star 

Baby: okay damn guess i'll never know who Hot Rod is.

Single Mother {Admin}: Can we like not??? Rumble and Frenzy already think i'm dating Blades 

Sexy Medic: And they're right??? 

Single Mother {Admin}: i'm going to kill you all 

Baby: even me…. 

Single Mother {Admin}: …. Not you  

Baby: what about blades?

Single Mother {Admin}: we gossip no 

Baby: ofc you would 

Single Mother {Admin}: I’m not killing pookie 

MLP Crier {Admin} : POOKIE?? Oh my prime it's worse than we thought 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Sound you mustn't get distracted by some male

Baby: okay mother gothel I see you

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Wtf is a ‘Mother Gothel’ ? 

Baby: eh nevermind anyways I gotta go this thing with pancakes is happening 

Sexy Medics: I want Break’s pancakes… 

MLP Crier {Mod}: no 

Baby is offline 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online [None]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot]

Single Mother {Admin}: Blades; hasn't messaged me today @Baby 

Baby: Apologies the news reporter of our place is recording us and we have to focus on this he’ll text later. 

Single Mother {Admin}: … affirmative 

Baby is offline 

Medics are hot: You care about him don't you? 

Single Mother {Admin}: … regrettably yes, i've formed… an attachment. 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier, Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online [None]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot]

Baby is online

Baby: I am so pissed right now its so fucking unreal 

Single Mother {Admin} : I’ve been told what happened 

MLP Crier {Admin} : I haven’t what happened? 

Baby: Reporter guy decided to drop something into that sucks up water into a dam

MLP Crier {Admin}: … your kidding 

Baby: I wish I actually wish and guess what!!! :) 

MLP Crier {Admin}: Oh prime what happened 

Baby : A FOREST FIRE HAPPENED AND THERE WAS NO FREAKING WATER SO WE HAD TO USE TREE SAP 

MLP Crier {Admin}: i 

MLP Crier {Admin}: oh my prime your serious 

Baby: Completely <333 

Private messages Blades and Sound 

Sound: Are you alright? Did you sustain damages 

Blades: Nah I’m good don’t worry ^^ besides I can handle them >:3 

Sound: Good be careful would you? Your my only tolerable friend other then Cody 

Blades: I will I will relax would you 

Sound: Apologies I’ll try, but if you ever get caught in any trouble please contact me I’ll do the best to help. 

Blades: Thank you pookie!!

Sound: .. no problem pookie :) 

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Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier]

[Moderators currently online [None]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Baby]

[Current offline users : Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}]

Baby: sighh i cannot sleep 

MLP Crier {Mod} : Why's that? 

Baby: My brother thinks gremlins are real and he's having nightmares, we are currently driving to fix a wind turbine run. 

MLP Crier {Admin} : Wtf is a gremlin it sounds stupid 

Baby: It is

spiderWOMEN: .. welp I’d suggest making sure he DOESN’T fall asleep at the wheel yk so you both don’t die. 

Baby: Wave's with us we are good dw

I AM THE NEW LEADER is online 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: WHERE WHAT I SAW WAVE 

Baby: oh my god no he's in the fire truck with me wanna say something to him?

I AM THE NEW LEADER: Tell him “Hi I love you platonically” :3 

spiderWOMEN: homos istp

MLP Crier {Mod}: … ? you are one 

spiderWOMEN: I know :) 

Baby: Okay I shall tell him that

Cody puts down his phone and speaks to heatwave “Hey heatwave?” 

Heatwave makes a small grunt which probably means “Yes?” 

Cody chuckles “One of my friends want to say they platonically love you-” 

Heatwave sighs and says slightly concerned “What does platonic mean?” 

Kade laughs at the thought of Heatwave ever having a partner “HAH it means he thinks your cool” 

Heatwave then says back annoyed “HEY I'VE HAD A PARTNER!!!” 

Kade jokingly says “Oh let me guess is it megatron himself-” 

Heatwave says while annoyed “NO BUT IT WAS HIS SECOND IN COMMAND STARSCREAM” 

Kade and Cody pause, Cody completely realizes “oh OH” and then they don't say anything the rest of the ride to the turbine. 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN]

[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}] 

Baby is online

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Good morning Cody how are you? 

Baby: Eh could be better honestly we are heading to doc’s lab to cure the nightmares after I AM ALMOST DIED 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Again? 

Baby: .. again 

Baby: anyways will report what happens o7 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [None]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic]

[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}] 

Baby is online 

spiderWOMEN: oh hey cody whats up 

Baby: THEORETICALLY IF A BUNCH OF TECH EATING LITTLE GREMLINS ARE IN AN ISLAND FULL OF TECH WOULD THAT BE BAD?????????????????????/

Sexy Medic: Very why? 

Baby: YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THEN WHAT HAPPENED :D 

Sexy Medic: Suddenly i’m worried

spiderWOMEN: I’d suggest then using spare parts as bait. 

Baby: My dad has the same idea!!!

spiderWOMEN: Report back when your safe okay? 

Baby: Got it o7

Baby: Never fucking mind some are trying to get to the power grid <333333333333 currently driving to the power gri WE JUST DROVE THROUGH A WALL THIS IS SO WEIRD BUT COOL. 

Baby: Okay we are good and safe don't worry!!

spiderWOMEN: oh thank primus 

Private messages Sound and Blades 

Sound: Are you boss’s friend?? -Rum

Blades: Huh? 

Sound: Yeah, it's the boss's friend!! -Frenz

Blades: Uh yeah I’m Sound’s friend…? 

Sound: Oh good >:) -Rum

Sound: ADD HIM - Buzz 

Blades: Add me to what??? 

SOUND AND ALL MINI CONS 

[Admin: Sound]

[Mod: Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ravage]  

[Current online users: Buzzsaw, Sound {Mod}, Ratbat]

[Current offline users: Beastbox, Enemy, Garboil, Glit, Howlback, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Stage-Dive]

Laserbeak {Mod} : Why do kaw hear boss music 

Rumble has added Blades to the group chat

Ravage {Mod} : OH FRAG WERE meowed 

Sound {Admin}: What the frag 

Blades: uhhh hi…? 

Buzzsaw: HI BOSS’S FRIEND!!!!

Blades: Hi!! 

Sound {Mod}: We are not keeping him 

Ratbat: at least keep him for a week…?

Sound {Mod}: .. fine 

Rumble {Mod}: YAHOO 

Sound {Admin}: Invite any other of my friends and im de-modding you

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[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Baby]

[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}] 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Interesting.. So that's what people call ‘Unicorn’

spiderWOMEN: So what would a unicorn with “wings” be?

Baby: A pegasus? 

Sexy Medic: This is so… interesting

Baby: One with a horn and wings would be an alicorn. 

Sexy Medic: Thanks for telling us that we uh didnt wanna ask MLP, he would talk to us about it for hours. 

Baby: eh fair enough also why don’t you refer to D as D-16? 

Sexy Medic: oh well uh 

Baby: Wait nevermind i'm gonna go stargaze tell me in the future would you? 

Sexy Medic: .. alright 

SOUNDBLADES AND ALL MINI CONS 

[Admin: Sound, Blades (heart)]

[Mod: Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ravage]  

[Current online users: Buzzsaw, Sound {Mod}, Glit, Howlback]

[Current offline users: Beastbox, Enemy, Garboil, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Stage-Dive]

[MOTD : who tf gave blades a heart? - Sound]

[MOTD2.0 : Ravage - Laserbeak]

Blades (heart) {Admin}: Stars are certainly beautiful aren’t they ^^ 

Sound {Admin}: Indeed, I do find something more beautiful than them if you want my input.

Blades (heard) {Admin}: Oh maybe later Sound, also it's getting close to our one week meeting anniversary!!!

Sound {Admin}: Indeed it is 

Homos

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Baby]

[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}, Sexy Medic] 

Baby: CHAT WE JUST FOUND A FREAKING UGLY AHH BEAR GUY

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Photo? 

Baby has sent an attachment

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: That's no bear, that's a human embedded with a chemical to turn it into a monster. 

Baby: noble also oh no

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Hm give me a minute I’ll figure it out 

Baby: Okay..? 

Scientist (nerd): Has anyone recently been given any substances? Has a certain mayor of yours sold anything? 

Baby: Oh my god OH MY GOD GRAHAM 

Baby is offline 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: .. 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: @Single Mother ?

Single Mother is online 

Single Mother {Admin}: Hm? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: How’s Blades been 

Single Mother {Admin}: sigh my mini cons have been added to the ‘Me + Them’ gc. 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: I give you luck hah 

Single Mother {Admin}: Thanks hope your labs go well 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : None]

[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, spiderWOMEN]  

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: So then I said, “Hey it's not a day without some blood!!”

Single Mother {Admin}: PFTTTT ROFL 

Baby is online 

Baby: wtf 

Single Mother {Admin}: Oh uh hello Cody whats up?

Baby: Lost my brother and we're trying to find him :/

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: I was right, I presume.

Baby: As always

Baby: Oh also sound Blades mentioned you 

Single Mother {Admin}: What did he say? 

Baby: smth smth your a dad smth smth blades cares for them all smth smth how he cares for you smth smth your kids care for him smth smth

Single Mother {Admin}: oh 

Private Messages Sound and Knockout

Sound: I fucked up

Knockout: What now sunshine? 

Sound: I care… for Blades

Knockout: Is it that bad you care?

Sound: He’s human and doesn’t know. Even worse is that Cody is also a human. I’m worried that if we tell Cody, Blades is gonna know too.

Knockout: So the stoic and quiet sound is worried about losing his friend? 

Sound: Cody confirmed that my minicons care for him too???? You and Breakdown are really close right? 

Knockout: More than that but sure whatever floats your boat they say.

Sound: Whenever you have to talk to Breakdown about a secret you have, what do you say? 

Knockout: sigh if we’re being genuine then I’d wait for the time to be right, then I’d tell him. Or when we’re in a not so good situation I tell him. Also none of us have good relationship ideals -_- 

Sound: Got it and I know but still. 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online I AM THE NEW LEADER]

[Present users : Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, Sexy Medic, spiderWOMEN, Single Mother {Admin}]  

Medics are hot: sigh knock is so attractive 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod} : he’s too flashy and flamboyant for me ngl 

Medics are hot: yeah but sometimes when he threatens to kill someone for me it's so attractive sighhh 

Baby is online 

Medics are hot: oh hey cody!!

Baby: you all are freaky af .-.

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: we just got that dawg in us >:) 

Medics are hot: yeah we got.. that rizz..?

Baby: i’m never teaching you all brainrot again 

Scientist (nerd) is online 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Is your brother alright?

Baby: oh yeah he's good don't worry :p 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Good good, will you ever plan to send me some of his compounds? 

Baby: What are you trying to hit on him next? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Hah no I'm not star or sound

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: FUCK OFF BILL NYE 

Baby: pfttt and I’ll get him in contact with you tomorrow

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Thank you king pop off go slay kill the haters *sparkle*

Baby: i’m never teaching you all brainrot again istg

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Burns Family + Bots

[Admins currently online : [Heatwave, Graham, Chief]

[Moderators currently online : [Kade, Chase]

[Present users : [Cody, Boulder, Blades, Dani, Woodrow]

[Current offline users : None]

Woodrow: I still don’t get why the bots are in the groupchat? 

Dani: Well it's so we can tell them what to do besides if we were to show their messages it would be just code. 

Blades : so woodrow can't see our messages?  

Heatwave {Admin}: apparently soo

Boulder : well uh whaat do we do :/  

Chase {Mod} : who iss blasting mix alot-asir?  

Blades : you just have sensitive audios no one is -_-  

Boulder : Heatwave you seem llike the type of mech to like his music

Heatwave {Admin}: I haven't even listened to his muusic? 

Chase {Mod}: Respectfully you two anyone can see the radiating bisexuality from him

Blades : awww heatwave you could’ve told us you were bi <33333

Heatwave {Admin}: You’d be surprised hoow difficult it is to drop that in a conversation 

Boulder : shit I see the ship uuh panic!!

Chase {Mod}: Justt go offline?

Chase is offline

Heatwave is offline

Blades is offline

Boulder is offline 

Woodrow: I have arrived!!!!! 

Rescue me from depression 

[Admin currently online: Optimus Prime]

[Moderators currently online: Bumblebee, Heatwave]

[Present users online: Chase, Boulders, Blades]

Chase: HE IS MAKING ME SPEED THIS IS SO HORRIBLE I HATE THIS AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;; i hate this this is horrible life is horrible 

Blades: WELL AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A REALLY COOL FRIEND WHOS A HUMAN

Optimus Prime: What 

Blades: … can i add him? Pretty please? 

Optimus Prime: I’d have to make adjustments 

Bumblebee {Mod}: >:( 

Optimus Prime: Bumblebee

Bumblebee {Mod}: &372&6

Blades: NO DONT PULL A DREAM BUMBLEBEE 

Bumblebee: -_-

Optimus Prime: hm

Optimus Prime has changed Bumblebee's nickname to Bee^^ 

Bee ^^: >:) 

Bee^^ has changed Optimus Prime’s nickname to Dilf

Dilf: wtf is a dilf

Bee ^^: :3 

Dilf: yk what sure 

Heatwave has changed his nickname to Wave

Wave: I’m only choosing mine and my team’s. 

Wave has changed Chase’s nickname to 911 

Wave has changed Boulders nickname to The Rock

Wave has changed Blades nickname to Blades (heart)

Blades (heart): awwwwww im flattered :3 

Wave: scoff 

Dilf: I still don't know what a Dilf is but add your friend blades 

Private messages Sound and Blades 

Blades: Would it be cool to invite you to a gc with my friends 

Sound: Affirmative 

Blades: kk thanks pookie 

Blades (heart): He has said yes!!! 

Blades (heart) has added Sound to the group chat 

Blades (heart) has changed Sound’s nickname to Single Mother

The Rock: o/ 

911: what is that 

The Rock: It's a person waving!!

Single Mother: oh uh hi? 

Dilf: Hello 

Wave: Hi 

Single Mother: Wait are you wave? 

Wave: Pardon?

Wave: Oh uh yeah im wave? 

Single Mother: Oh my prime you are 

Single Mother: I have a friend named Star, he actually is your biggest fan. He lives when Cody tells him you made a snarky comment. 

Blades (heart): ooooo you have a fannnn :)

Wave: …

Wave: I’m flattered 

Wave: wait 

Wave: WAS HE THE GUY THAT SAID SMTH ABOUT HOW HE LOVES ME PLATONICALLY??? 

Single Mother: … yeah no that sounds like something he’d do ngl 

Single Mother: Want his number?  

Wave: sure 

Private messages Star and Sound

Sound: I just gave Wave your number :) 

Star: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT SOUND SOUND WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT 

Sound: Blades added me to a gc with his friends and wave is one of them :) 

Star: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME I’LL GO INTO SAD WET CAT MODE 

Sound: Cheer up party bottom 

Star: i hate you so much he messaged me i hate you i hate you so much 

Private messages Wave and Star

Wave: Are you Star 

Star: Um yes? Wade right? 

Wave: Blades told me you were my fan 

Star: .. yeah no sound prby told blades

Wave: Those two are either dating or will start dating istp. 

Star: OMG RIGHT????  They are so dating!!! Sound even introduced him to his kids??? 

Wave: I bet two weeks 

Star: I bet one

Wave: Youre on 

Homos

[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier, Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Baby, Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}] 

MLP Crier {Admin} : ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT

Baby: I don’t get what this is about? I should be asleep, my uncle is visiting and he's gonna do smth stupid i know it.  

MLP Crier {Admin}: Oh all of us want to know whats got Star so happy 

spiderWOMEN: HOLD IT!!! 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: if the author played or watched someone play ace attorney she’d put more references 

Message deleted by ???

Reason: i didn't even remember the name of the game ;;

Baby: … wave did look happier 

Single Mother {Admin} : OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I HAVE A QUERY

MLP Crier {Admin}: Speak now or forever hold your peace, i think that's what judges say idk

Single Mother {Admin}: I had been added earlier to a gc with blades and his friends. I offered to give stars number to wade. 

Sexy Medic: YOUR HONOR THE DEFENDANT IS FOUND GAY 

spiderWOMEN: GASSSSP 

Baby: we knew this -_- anyways can i go sleep? 

Medics are hot: yeahhh you should they will be at this for a while :/ 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]

[Present users : Baby]

[Current offline users : MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}] 

Scientist (nerd): Whatcha doooing cody? 

Baby: My uncle is about to do smth stupid and i'm driving to stop him

Scientist (nerd) {Mod} : How? 

Baby: one of wades friends are helping dw 

Baby: okay gotta go for a minute or 8 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: it's been more than 8 minutes figuratively and literally 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: sigh @Single Mother 

Single Mother is online 

Single Mother {Admin}: What happened 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Ask gc with lover boy whats happening with Cody 

Single Mother {Admin}: Sure 

Rescue me from depression 

[Admin currently online: Dilf]

[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]

[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]

Single Mother is online 

Single Mother: Hey is Cody alright? 

Wave: We are currently trying to rescue him 

Blades (heart): wave is paying half attention cause he's texting his “friend”

Wave: Friends nothing more anyways we are trying to help him. 

Wave: also I have a question? 

Single Mother: Shoot 

Wave: Are you and blades close? 

Single Mother: I mean yeah? He made me feel much better about myself and in general. He makes me feel wanted and that someone cares for me no matter what. I wouldn’t lose him for the world. 

Wave: I see 

Wave : … @Dilf? 

Dilf: Sound I must ask you to keep a secret, if you can? 

Chapter Text

Rescue me from depression 

[Admin currently online: Dilf]

[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]

[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart), Single Mother]

Dilf: Sound I must ask you to keep a secret, if you can? 

Single Mother: What is it? 

Dilf: Please keep this a secret 

Dilf: Have you ever heard of aliens? 

Single Mother: Yeah…? 

Dilf: … We are from a planet called cybertron. My name is Optimus Prime. Bee is my scout Bumblebee. I believe we have a small name for us on Earth? 

Single Mother: … oh my prime 

Dilf: The other four bots, Blades, Boulder, Chase and Heatwave all are Rescue bots. 

Single Mother: But, didn’t all of the rescue bots get killed? By the.. Cruel decepticons? 

Dilf: Apparently they didn't get one team 

Wave: Pleased to meet you Sound, We have been stationed on Griffin Rock. 

Sound: Griffin… Rock? I think I’ve heard of that place. 

Dilf: Could you please keep this secret from your friends Sound? 

Single Mother: .. of course optimus prime 

Single Mother: May I go for a little? This is a bit too much for me to process? 

Dilf: Ah yes of course. 

Soundwave put down the phone. He was too tired to think. His friend, his friend who he thought he knew, was a Cybertronian, and a rescue bot at that. He thought they were all offlined.

He thought he did his job, he thought… he would do anything to please Megatron. Why, why did the world have to be so cruel. Why couldn’t he just pretend blades was a human. Why couldn’t blades be a human. Why couldn’t he be a human? Why couldn’t this war end

Why couldn’t he be happy? 

Why couldn’t his cassettes be alright?

Why couldn’t he get praised for being helpful? 

Blades praised him 

Blades cared for him 

Why couldn’t they just pretend 

Why  

Why 

Why couldn’t he be happy? 

Soundwave never felt these things before

Soundwave had to be strong… 

Can a bot truly be happy when it doesn’t get praised? 

Can a wall be built without help? 

Can you make a friend without love? 

Can a bot be thanked? 

Does Soundwave deserve this? 

Does he deserve anything? 

Does 

Does he even deserve to be alive? 

“SOUNDWAVE?!” 

Soundwave dashed up to see four blurry things in front of him. Was he.. crying? Was he… sad? Are these.. emotions? He didn’t know. He had coolant, coming out of his optics. What was this. 

He focused his optics to see… Ravage? Rumble? Frenzy? Laserbeak? His visor was off, he didn’t care.

Frenzy looked scared “BOSS?? BOSS ARE YOU OKAY PLEASE BE OKAY PLEASE WE NEED YOU!! We can’t- we can’t lose you.” 

Laserbeak was a crying mess. They were scared. They were all scared. What did… Soundwave feel? 

Was this what humans call; a panic attack?

He didn’t feel like checking his phone. What happened? What happened to blades 

Is blades… okay? 

No 

No 

He can’t 

He can’t go against Megatron 

He was his leader 

His 

He was his friend 

He didn’t want to think about this anymore 

He wanted to sleep 

He wanted rest 

What was his fuel level even at? 

6% 

He wouldn’t make it long 

Soundwave still crying had comm linked someone 

“Yeah Soundwave?” It sounded like Thunder Cracker

Soundwave masked his emotions “I need you to drop some of my cassettes somewhere” Soundwave pulled up the cords he gave him “I have coordinates” 

Thunder Cracker he think agreed, he didn’t know anymore. He put his visor on. He ignored Cassette's cries to stop. He couldn’t hear them. He needed to help Blades. He would protect his friends' secrets. He would, he would try his best. 

He gave Thunder Cracker the coords and cassettes. He was on 4 percent. He needed to know if Blades was okay. 

He 

He 

Battery depleted; Going into recharge mode 

He passed out. The four caught him somehow. They were scared. They didn’t know what to do. They used Soundwave’s comm to call Megatron. Megatron came in. He was horrified.

“Soundwave..?”

The cassettes were crying

Megatron called Knockout

Rebooting external processor 

Soundwave woke up in.. the hospital wing? He tried to get off the medical berth but fell. Knockout spotted him and ran over and caught him 

Knockout said while having a stressed tone. “Soundwave you IDIOT why wouldn’t you check your recharge level?” 

Soundwave said nothing, he replied in a still monotone voice “Where’s the mini-cons, where’s Megatron?” 

Knockout scoffed “Their all outside” 

Soundwave left the room. He didn’t care anymore. He wanted to know if they were okay. He wanted to know if he caused them stress. He felt horrible. Soundwave opened the door and Megatron was trying his best to console the mini-cons. Soundwave walked out confused. 

Rumble ran up to Soundwave. “BOSS!!” The other cassettes followed. Rumble and Frenzy jumped into his arms. Laserbeak perched on his shoulder. Ravage clawed his leg plating.

After they all hugged Soundwave, Megatron hugged him…? Megatron? Why did Megatron hug him? 

Didn’t Megatron hate him?

Megatron hugged him tight “Your idiotic friends got worried. Laserbeak told them what happened. I had no involvement-“ 

Frenzy interrupts him “Liar he was worried sick, kept on saying how he was worried and that he wanted to know if you were okay. He also said he’d kill everyone on this ship if you die.” 

Soundwave froze, Megatron.. cared? For him? Not any normal bot… but him? 

Megatron scoffed “I did not!!! Also your Blades friend texted you I’d check that out. But rest. Please Soundwave, I need you alive, not just for the war… but for my sake” 

Soundwave nods “Of course my lord” 

Private Messages Blades and Sound

Blades: Hey? 

Blades: Sound? 

Blades: Sound are you okay? 

Sound : Apologies father got kaw bad panic attack - Laserbeak 

Blades: Oh 

Sound: He’ll text you when awake - Laserbeak 

Blades: okay 

Sound: Blades? 

Blades: Oh thank primus your okay 

Blades: Thanks for sending in those robot guys btw your friend is a great flyer 

Sound: .. no problem blades, you're alright correct? Are Cody and the others good? 

Blades: Yup all alive and healthy don’t worry Optimus got us all out? 

Blades: Your friend is flying back with the robots right now btw 

Sound: Good good 

Blades: .. Cody told me humans get these things about panic attacks. I’m sorry we threw this onto you Sound. 

Sound: It’s fine, don't worry. I promise. I’m fine 

Blades: If you ever wanna talk we can yk? 

Sound: Of course 

Private messages Sound and Star 

Star: Heyyyy theoretically if I accidentally start online dating a friend would you be mad ? 

Sound: Starscream are you and Wave online dating?  

Star: … maybe 

Sound: So you're telling me that while I had a panic attack, YOU STARTED TO ONLINE DATE WAVE?????????????????????????????

Star: I mean I can text a summary of what happened? 

Sound: Please??? 

Star: KK so TC said to me that Cody received the mini cons and asked what he was to sound. TC told him he was my brother and Cody kinda said “oh cool brb” and wade came out in his fire truck and just chatted with TC for a while. TC mentioned how he gave permission to date me and yeah :) 

Sound: .. i'll ask the gc what happened ffs

Star: his vehicle is so dreamy sighhh

Sound: GET OUT

Rescue me from depression 

[Admin currently online: Dilf]

[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]

[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]

[Present offline users: Single Mother]

Single Mother is online

Dilf: Are you alright Sound?

Sound: As alright anyone can be when they find out your best friend is a robot 

Blades (heart): yeahhhhhhhh mb king 

Sound: You're fine also what happened all i know is that heatwave talked to star’s brother and gave permission to date him and they're both dating???? 

Dilf: What 

Wave: … fuck 

Bee ^^ has changed Wave’s nickname to Lover Bot

Lover Bot: I hate everything 

The Rock: respectively heatwave

The Rock: choke on one 

911: no he would enjoy that

Lover Boy: ??????????????????????? CHASE????????????????  

911: we flirted on occasion when drunk I have permission to say that 

The Rock: .. 

Bee ^^: \/\/4073

Lover Boy: don't you dare 

Bee ^^ has changed Lover Boy's nickname to Whore 

Whore: jump 

Dilf has changed Whore's nickname to Wave  

Bee ^^: >:( 1 4@+3 `/0* 

Blades (heart): damn 

Sound: i need a nap istp

Wave: tell star to text me 

Sound: No you do it yourself LOVER BOY 

Wave: I hate you so much

Soundwave put down his phone and decided he needed to recharge but before he could Dreadwing burst in and yelled. “YOU HAVE A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT ME???” 

Soundwave scoffs “You have a flip phone? It would be difficult?” 

Dreadwing scoffs “It’s my evil flip phone that I love and add me!!” 

Soundwave sighs “Sure sure I'll add you later I need my rest so please bye.” 

Dreadwing left the room and Soundwave went onto his berth and passed out for about 39 hours he's fine though. 

Chapter Text

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier, Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd), I AM THE NEW LEADER]

[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Baby, Medics are hot]

[Current offline users : None] 

Single Mother {Admin}: I should add Dread

Baby: Can I pick his nickname 

Single Mother {Admin}: Sure i'm in a good mood 

Single Mother has added Dreadwing to the group chat 

Baby: Temporary mod powers I beg 

Single Mother has modded Baby

Baby is now a moderator

Baby has changed Dreadwing’s display name to Swordy

Swordy: Really? 

Baby: I just think you’d like swords :) 

Baby has changed I AM THE NEW LEADER’s display name to Boy Kisser

Boy Kisser {Mod}: OI 

Boy Kisser has changed Baby’s display name to Infant 

Infant {Mod}: YOU FLIRT WITH MY POOKIE I BREAK YOUR BACK

Boy Kisser {Mod}: WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE

spiderWOMEN: sound…? 

Single Mother {Admin}: no I want to watch this 

Swordy: im worried 

Single Mother {Admin}: You should be ngl you wanted this 

Medics are hot: Not to burst your bubble Cody but don’t you want to give uhh the graham guy shocks number? 

Infant {Mod}: .. OH CRAP YOU JUST REMINDED ME TO DO SOMETHING OKAY UH I'LL DO THAT BRB 

Infant is offline 

Single mother has de-modded Infant 

Single Mother has changed Infant’s display name to Baby 

Single Mother has changed Boy Kisser’s display name to I AM THE NEW LEADER

MLP Crier {Admin}: Thank you Sound 

Single Mother {Admin}: No problem 

MLP Crier {Admin}: So um how’s your conjunx? 

Single Mother {Admin}: we aren’t dating, friends nothing more 

MLP Crier {Admin}: oh thank prime

Single Mother {Admin}: hold on my minicons are being stupid brb 

MLP Crier {Admin}: Oh uh good luck

SOUNDBLADES AND ALL MINI CONS 

[Admin: Blades (heart)]

[Mod: Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ravage]  

[Current online users: Buzzsaw, Sound {Mod}, Glit, Howlback, Beastbox, Enemy, Garboil, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Stage-Dive]

[Current offline users: Sound]

[MOTD : Wait is soundblades our ship name??? - Sound] 

[MOTD2 : whaaaaaaaaaaat noooooo - LB] 

Sound is online

Ravage {Mod}: meow HES ONLINE SCATTER

Sound {Admin} : whoever goes offline gets no treats 

Blades (heart) {Admin}: e-even m-me bbg… 

Sound {Admin}: What is a bbg? And no your cool 

Blades (heart) {Admin}: oh nothing nothing <3

Sounds {Admin}: …laserbeak? 

Laserbeak {Mod}: … we got bored so we started to plan a fake wedding between you and blades…? 

Sound {Admin}: of course you all were, wait why was blades here 

Blades (heart) {Admin} : Bored i'm waiting for this thing to start 

Blades (heart) {Admin} : also they know 

Ratbat: We don't plan on telling big boss dw >:3

Sound: fun 

Blades (heart) {Admin}: Two of my human friends are heading to space 

Private messages Sound and Thunder Cracker ^^ 

Thunder Cracker: Soundwave 

Sound {Admin} : fuck brb 

Blades (heart) {Admin}: KK bye!! 

Private messages Sound and Thunder Cracker ^^ 

Thunder Cracker: Soundwave 

Sound: What 

Thunder Cracker: Don't lie to me, are you talking to Autobots?

Sound: No 

Thunder Cracker: Don't lie to me I can recognize starscream's ex anyday.  

Sound: .. 

Sound: he’s not an autobot..? 

Thunder Cracker: Soundwave you are a decepticon no matter who they are you cant talk to them. I’m all for breaking the rules but megatron would actually kill you if he found out. Also when were you going to mention Star got back with his ex??? 

Sound: Okay so he’s a rescue bot 

Thunder Cracker: Weren’t you on the team that 

Thunder Cracker: Oh 

Sound: Don’t tell Megatron or Starscream.

Sound: Please

Thunder Cracker: .. 

Thunder Cracker: If he breaks Starscreams spark im killing him 

Sound: Thank you 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [ I AM THE NEW LEADER]

[Present users : Swordy]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod},MLP Crier {Admin}, Single Mother {Admin}]

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod} : Which I call bs why does Cody get to have a title but I can’tI have “I AM A STAR!!” this is bs  

Swordy: Cody is a cool name tho.. also we can keep the current gc name its funny

Baby is online 

Baby: Apologies I would’ve been here sooner but my dads “friend” and my brother got stuck in space

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: What

Single Mother is online

Single Mother {Admin}: CODY BURNS YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOUR BROTHER IS IN SPACE YOU AUTOMATICALLY DO NOT OFFER GO DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. IF YOU ARE ABLE TO HELP THEM IN SPACE YOU DON'T GO.

Baby: oh blades told you 

Single Mother {Admin}: YES HE FUCKING TOLD ME???????????????????????? So did all your friends 

Baby: sorry 

Single Mother {Admin}: SORRY MY ASS BED NOW  

Rescue me from depression 

[Admin currently online: Dilf]

[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]

[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]

[Offline users : Single Mother]

Wave {Mod}: … why do I hear boss music 

Single Mother is online

Single Mother: HEATWAVE 

Wave {Mod}: .. oh no 

Single Mother: IF CODY EVEN DARES TO EVEN SNEAK A RIDE IN YOU I SWEAR TO PRIMUS ABOVE IM KILLING YOU. HE IS 12 FFS 12 YOU DO NOT LET A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD RIDE INSIDE A GIGANTIC DEATH BOT 

Dilf {Admin}: Sound calm down 

Single Mother : AND I'LL SINGLE MOTHER YOUR AFT BACK TO IACON

Dilf {Admin}: .. yeah you’re on your own heatwave

Chapter Text

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : [None]

[Moderators currently online [ I AM THE NEW LEADER]

[Present users : Swordy]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod},MLP Crier {Admin}, Single Mother {Admin}]

Swordy: This gc is more chaotic than 4 thought

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: How’s the flip phone 

Swordy: die 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I tried already 

Baby is online

Baby: Hey why is this weird bull only hitting red things? It scratched wades firetruck and hes piiiiiiiissed 

Sexy Medic is online

Sexy Medic: A SCRATCHED PAINT JOB??????? The day i visit and buff all of your paint jobs is the day breakdown subs

Baby: huh

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: THERE IS A LITERAL CHILD HERE KNOCKOUT 

Swordy: Knock I swear 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: im going to the seeker gc and will add wave 

I AM THE NEW LEADER is offline

Swordy: oh also bulls hate red more than blue so try to show it blue things that could help 

Baby: KK i'll be offline!!

Seek therapy 

[Current admins online : None]

[Current moderators online : TC and Skywarp]

[Current users online : Dirge, Ramjet, Thrust, Bitstream, Hotlink, Nacelle, Sunstorm, AcidStorm, IonStorm, NovaStorm, Blackout, Cloudcover, Sandstorm, AviaBlast, Blazewake, Chemtrail, RedWing, Slipstream, and WheezingArrow]

[Current offline users : Star]

TC {Mod}: HERE WE SHALL MAKE OUR OFFERING TO PRIMUS ABOVE

Skywarp {Mod}: THUNDER CRACKER DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO SACRIFICE ME

Sunstorm: Its okay Skywarp, you lived a beautiful, purple, long life <3

IonStorm: I have a few things to say before we sacrifice this seeker… 

Ramjet: SAY YOUR PEACE ION STORM 

Star is online

Star {Admin} : What the frag  

Skywarp {Mod}: THEIR TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME ;; 

Star {Admin}: Wow? Really? You're trying to sacrifice him… without me? Also I need to invite a friend he goes by wave :) he’s cool be nice

AcidStorm: Star… you invite…  A COOL PERSON INTO THIS GROUP CHAT?????? 

NovaStorm: HE’S TOO COOL FOR US NO 

Star has added Wave to the group chat 

Wave: Hello 

TC {Mod}: Hello Wave :) 

Wave: … 

AcidStorm: sooo how's star? 

Wave: He’s… fine 

Star {Admin}: hold on ill admin u

Wave: okay 

Star had given Wave the admin role 

Star has changed Wave’s nicknames to Wave <3 

Wave <3 {Admin}: Thanks <3 you too 

Sunstorm: get a room you two primus above.. 

IonStorm: prime these bitches gay… Good for them.. :)

Star {Admin}: Imma go offline bye!!! 

Star is offline 

TC {Mod} : Wanna help sacrifice Skywarp? 

Wave {Admin}: Yes 

Cons - Dread since he has a flip phone

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier]

[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER]

[Present users : Swordy]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, Single Mother {Admin}]

Swordy: So like twilight said “fuck that laser beam time” and laser beamed trigon? 

MLP Crier {Admin}: Damn straight she did!!!1!1!!!!1!!!11! She is an amazing girlboss. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: WE GET IT YOU LOVE MLP BLEHHH 

MLP Crier {Admin}: OH AND YOUR CONJUNX PRAISES YOU WE GET IT WHAT DOES HE SAY YOUR A GOOD BOT??? 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I’LL KILL YOU 

Baby is online

Baby: what did I just log in on 

Swordy: They do be like that I guess? How you holdin? 

Baby: So yk the island of misfit toys? 

Swordy: Yeah? 

Baby: Imagine that for technology 

Swordy: Oh 

Baby: yeahhhh 

Swordy: Well I give you luck 

Baby: Thanks wonder what's happening that's making wave giggle 

NovaStorm: SACRIFICE

Dirge: SACRIFICE 

TC {Mod}: SACRIFICE 

Wave <3: SACRIFICE 

Ramjet: SACRIFICE 

Sunstorm: SACRIFICE 

Hotlink: SACRIFICE 

IonStorm: SACRIFICE  

Skywarp {Mod}: STOP TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME PLEASE I BEG 

Swordy: I’m sure it's going great 

Chapter Text

[Cody and Friends]

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier, Single Mother {Admin}]

[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), ]

[Present users : Swordy, spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby]

[Current offline users : None]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]

[MOTD: Trying out some new tech for a tad apologies- Sound]

Baby: I’m so excited today!!

spiderWOMEN: Oh? Why’s that? 

Baby: We are getting a whole supercomputer!! It's so noble and I'm ecstatic!! Also dread promised to help me spell better. ^^

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Oh? I didn’t know Dread started giving spelling lessons.

spiderWOMEN: 123 ABC!!!

Swordy: 2h6ke 6n 6ne 

spiderWOMEN: What's that? Can't understand you with that flip phone of yours 

Swordy: I’LL KILL YOU

Single Mother {Admin}: Spider, Dread 

Single Mother {Admin}: Don’t hide from me you were just talking. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Why do we suddenly have to be more “age appropriate” 

Single Mother {Admin}: Cody 

Baby: HEY 

Baby: I know some swear words >:( 

Single Mother {Admin}: Yes but the gc can get inappropriate

Sexy Medic: Oh? Then you and blades must have a censor with how you two 

Single Mother {Admin}: I will kill you where you stand

spiderWOMEN: Your a hypocrite we knew this 

Baby: Yeah choke on Blades >:3 

Single Mother {Admin}: CHO KE 

MLP Crier {Admin}: … 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Oh my

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … I’M TELLING WAVE

Single Mother {Admin}: DON'T YOU FRAGGIN DARE

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: LONG LIVE THE KING 

I AM THE NEW LEADER is offline 

Single Mother {Admin}: kill me 

Baby: ?-? Will anyone explain what that meant 

Swordy: um you kinda told soundwave he could choke on blades uh 

Baby: .. oh 

Baby: does he hate me now? 

MLP Crier {Admin}: Probably not, he’s held worse grudges 

MLP Crier {Admin}: A while ago a person called him “Single Mother”

Baby: that's not a grudge? 

MLP Crier {Admin}: That's the thing, he hated the title so badly he never spoke to that guy again. He now accepted the name but yeah he can hold a nasty grudge  

Baby: Oh thanks D-16!! Anyways gotta go!! I'm heading to frankies now 

Baby: also shock i gave graham your number :p 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Thank you 

Baby: Wonder what wave is doing

Seek therapy 

[Current admins online : Wave <3]

[Current moderators online : TC and Skywarp]

[Current users online : Dirge, Ramjet, Thrust, Bitstream, Hotlink, Nacelle, Sunstorm, AcidStorm, IonStorm, Blackout, Sandstorm, AviaBlast, RedWing, Slipstream, and WheezingArrow]

[Current offline users : Star {Admin}, Cloudcover, Blazewake, Chemtrail, and NovaStorm]

Dirge: SHOTS

IonStorm: SHOTS

AcidStorm: SHOTS

SunStorm: SHOTS 

Thrust: EVERYBODYYYYYYY

Wave <3 {Admin} : how drunk are they

Skywarp {Mod}: No clue ngl 

TC {Mod}: those who snow

Wave <3 {Admin}: You snow…? 

Dirge: All in favor of forcing wave to be our guardian when Star is gone!

[17 users replied with {thumbs emoji} ]

Wave <3 {Admin}: primus damnit

Slipstream: aren't I a commander 

TC {Mod}: OOP MB 

TC has modded Slipstream 

Slipstream {Mod}: Better :) 

Wave <3 {Admin} : @ Star DM’s now 

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Homos

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier, Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online : None ]

[Present users : None ]

[Current offline users : Swordy, spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), MLP Crier, and Single Mother ]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]

[MOTD: Trying out some new tech for a tad apologies- Sound]

Single Mother is online

Single Mother {Admin} : Query; Cody hasn’t messaged at all for a while. 

I AM THE NEW LEADER is online 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Wave explained what happened in DM’s

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: What's wrong 

Single Mother {Admin}: … its nothing

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: No you used ‘Query’ 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: You haven't used that since 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: oh 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: did you two.. Break up?

Single Mother {Admin}: no he just hasn't messaged me in a while

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: C’mon I’m taking you out drinking

Single Mother {Admin}: Pardon? 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Drinking. Now.

Single Mother {Admin}; but cody- 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I am of higher rank. We are going out drinking. 

Single Mother {Admin}: .. ravage will watch my computer while I’m gone 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: ATTA BOT!!! 

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[Cody and Friends]

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier]

[Moderators currently online : None ]

[Present users : Baby]

[Current offline users : Swordy, spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), MLP Crier, and Single Mother ]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]

[MOTD: Trying out some new tech for a tad apologies- Sound]

MLP Crier {Admin}: Right so you are a sentient robot made to make sure his island is safe? 

Baby: Mhm!! V1g1l !!!

MLP Crier {Admin}: And your entire purpose is to make his home safe?

Baby: Affirmat1ve  

MLP Crier {Admin}: .. sigh @Single Mother ? Ravage?

Single Mother is online

Single Mother {Admin}: Sup -Rav 

MLP Crier {Admin}: I presume Soundwave is what others call… drunk? 

Single Mother {Admin}: Boss is fully out of it -Rumb 

Single Mother {Admin}: He texted some1 earlier but we couldn't care less -LB 

MLP Crier {Admin}: primus he’s out 

Baby: 1’m confused? 

MLP Crier {Admin}: I was going to ask him to back Vigil a bot, he could help run the gc.  

Single Mother {Admin}: We can do that bigger boss >:3 - Rum

MLP Crier {Admin}: .. yeah sure I’ll take that nickname 

Single Mother {Admin}: hold on boss wants to say smth - Rav

Single Mother {Admin}: wuts gud hot stuff ;)

MLP Crier {Admin}: Yup he’s drunk

Single Mother {Admin}: hold on big boy, gotta add a new roll ;)

MLP Crier {Admin}: … #-# 

Single Mother {Admin}: ;)

Baby: ahem cody says “GET A ROOM” also I am being forced to leave!! Give me an account I beg 

Single Mother {Admin}: WE GOT IT SENT THE ACCOUNT IN DM’S -LB

Baby: THANK YOU 

Vigil {Bot} is online

Single Mother {Admin} : You can customize the password dw -Rum

Baby: why was the old password “micropenis”

MLP Crier {Admin}: … rumble? 

Single Mother {Admin} : what bigger boss ;) -Rum 

Single Mother {Admin} : oh hold on boss wants to say something -rumb

Single Mother {Admin} : I wanna eat ice cream 

Baby: Don't we all… 

Baby: sigh, to relax me and my family are going to take a hike 

MLP Crier {Admin}: This day cannot get weirder, what will you randomly free a bunch of snakes? 

Baby: Hah don't jinx it please I beg

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: hey vigil 

Vigil {Bot}: Y3s? 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Say pussy 

Vigil {Bot}: n0 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: SAY IT 

Vigil {Bot}: uhhhhhhhh 

Vigil {Bot}: um 

Vigil {Bot}: GENITALIA ASSIGNED TO FEMALES AT BIRTH 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … scrap you've got me there

Baby: D-16 STOP JINXING THINGS

MLP Crier {Admin}: What did I do now?

Baby: SNAKES 

Baby: THEIRS MOTHER FRAGGING SNAKES  

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Hah don't tell spider that, she's horrified of snakes 

Baby: Really? 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: You know snakes eat spiders :) 

Baby: ohhhhhhhh

Baby: Give me a moment. I have to clean this up rq and I’m still kind of afraid of snakes. 

Single Mother is online

Single Mother {Admin}: primus I hate hangovers

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Don’t we all… don't we all 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: though didn't you drink more than me?

Single Mother {Admin}: Hmph I would never 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: It was 7 bottles 

Single Mother {Admin}: … oh! 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: how are you alive 

Single Mother {Admin}: Skill, pure and unleashed skill

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … can we cuddle 

Single Mother {Admin}: sure why not 

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[Cody and Friends]

[Admins currently online : None]

[Moderators currently online : None ]

[Bots currently online: Vigil ^^]

[Present users : Baby, Swordy and Medics are hot]

[Current offline users :spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), MLP Crier, and Single Mother]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]

[MOTD: stop trying to make vigil say a swear- Sound]

Swordy : Alright and that's how you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in one breath 

Baby : my voice hurts 

Medics are hot : Yeah knock thinks im high 

Sexy Medic is online

Sexy Medic : Why does break sound like he just chugged a high grade

Baby : high grade..? 

Medics are hot : Type of alcohol 

Baby : Kk thanks 

Baby : Oh did I ever tell you the story of the griffin in griffin rock? 

Scientist (nerd) is online

Vigil has assigned a role to Scientist (nerd) {Mod}

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Thank you Vigil you are most logical

Vigil {Bot}: :D anyth1ng f0r y0u shockwave!!! :3 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Cody before then I must say your brothers calculations are… beautiful 

Baby : Shock if you say my brother is hot I’m killing you 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Please I’m not star or sound and besides he isn't my type

Sexy Medic : Oh I’m so telling star you said that 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Vigil? 

Vigil {Bot} : 0n it ^^

Vigil assigned Sexy Medic the Annoying little scrap role

Sexy Medic {Annoying little scrap}: You think this petty insult shall hurt me?

Vigil assigned Sexy Medic the stupid paint job role

Sexy Medic {stupid paint job]: vigil you aft I hate you

Baby : wait i thought vigil was evil 

Swordy : Apologies I was gone for a moment, Sound reprogrammed Vigil so he wouldn’t act crazy. Also fix your sentence. 

Baby : Wait, I thought Vigil was evil? 

Swordy : Thank you. Star is busy in the bigger main group chat. 

Sexy Medic {stupid paint job]: Thanks and I’m asking Sound how to toggle this off I hate this

Swordy : I find it acceptable. Your paint job is what I'm referring to too. Its nice 

Baby : .. gonna ignore that rq 

[Decepticons]

[Admins currently online : Megatron and Soundwave]

[Moderators currently online : Starscream, Shockwave, Slipstream, Blitzwing(Icy)]

[Present users : 10+ users]

[Current offline users: 10+ users]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Megatron is still in the groupchat]

[MOTD: Focus on work] 

Black Arachnia : Pr1mus 1’m bored 1 need something to do 

Blitzwing (icy version) : I’m still annoyed that Random made our user a saylor twift reference.

Black Arachnia : hold on you l1sten to Saylor Tw1ft? 

Lugnut : More like ii forced them too 

Blitzwing (icy version) : Yeah he did 

Knockout is online

Knockout : HEY STARSCREAM SOUNDWAVE GUESS WHAT SHOCKWAVE SAID

Soundwave : Query; What is it?

Shockwave : Knockout this is highly illogical don’t you dare 

Knockout : CHECK THE OTHER GC 

Lugnut : yeah go do that, anyways yeah ii forced them to watch iit 

Starscream is offline

Soundwave is offline

Clobber is online  

Clobber : ew you stll lsten to that trash? 

Lugnut : ii hate being your siibliing 

Soundwave is online

Starscream is online

Soundwave : Shockwave; I’m going to commit crimes upon you 

Starscream : For once I agree 

Soundwave : Run and if I catch you I’m leaking your search history 

Shockwave is offline

Starscream : You aren't going to leak it are you?

Soundwave : You didn’t go for daily training today. 

Starscream : um 

Soundwave : 30 

Starscream : 30 WHAT 

Soundwave : 29 

Starscream : SCRAP 

Starscream is offline 

Soundwave : Soundwave; I prefer Cabrina Sarpenter or Matsune Hiku, their music is both good. 

Clobber : SEE SOUNDWAVE GETS iiT 

Skywarp : TC Listens to this group of orangutans 

Thundercracker : IT'S ORANGUTANZ YOUR TROGLODYTE OF A BOT AND FOR SPARKS SAKE IT'S NOT MADE BY ORANGUTANS

Slipstream : ignore them they do this every week 

Lugnut : good iidea 

Clobber : did me ever mention Lug had a RCM phase? 

Lugnut : NO 

Lugnut is offline

Clobber is offline

Blitzwing (icy version) : anyway hot head and random might be online in a bit 

Soundwave : Sarcasm; fun

Megatron : Soundwave you have access to everyone's search history

Soundwave : Soundwave; doesn’t look at yours 

Megatron : thank primus

Soundwave : Affirmation; No problem 

Megatron : why do I feel a headache coming 

Soundblaster is online

Blitzwing (hot head version)

Blitzwing (random version)

Megatron : oh 

Soundwave : Disappointment; oh for sparks sake 

Soundblaster : hiiii :) 

Soundwave : No

Soundwave has kicked Soundblaster from the group chat for 3 hours for the reason : I don't like you

Blitzwing (icy version) : he’s dming us to add him back

Blitzwing (hot head version) : HE DESERVES IT THAT LITTLE WRECH

Blitzwing (random version): HO ho HO !! I find THIS hilarious !!

Megatron : Wait, does Tarn have access to this?

Soundwave : Tarn; Broke his phone a bit back 

Megatron ; yeah that tracks

Soundwave : Soundwave; Glad cassettes aren’t in this…

Soundwave : Annoyance; Unless we want chaos I’m not adding them

Breakdown : Sir haven't you added a friend in a group chat with them?

Soundwave : Annoyance; More like they added him 

Knockout : Oh your little boyfriend, as the fleshies call them

Soundwave : Annoyance; He’s a friend. 

Knockout : That's what I said about breakdown. We're now married. 

Starscream is online

Starscream : No the two are gonna end up being doomed 

Knockout : The only way for that to happen is for one of them to be an autobot. Which is more unlikely then you and megatron. 

Megatron : scoff 

Soundwave : Eyeroll; Relationships are idiotic in a war. 

Starscream : Anyways Cody hasn’t messaged in a bit wondering if he's alright.

Blitzwing (icy version) : You and soundwave made a cassette?

Soundwave : Confusion; Pardon?

Blitzwing (icy version) : Cody is a weird name for a cassette yk 

Starscream : I wish but I have a partner 

Megatron : Oh who? And your little single night partners don't count

Starscream : wave.. He's definitely a bot. I think Cody might be friends with some. But it's probably a neutral bot. 

Soundwave : Blades is a neutral factor; he isn't branded by a side. 

Megatron : possible recruits 

Soundwave : Blades is staying neutral; he has no interest. 

Megatron : You're a high rank you could make it work. 

Soundwave : … acceptance; of course my lord 

Megatron : We can chat with Cody. Try to get Blades to join 

Soundwave : Of course my lord. 

[Rescue me from depression]

[Admin currently online: Dilf]

[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]

[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]

[Current offline users : Single Mother]

Single Mother is online

Single Mother : I have a confession to make 

[Cody and Friends]

Baby : Basically that's the story of what happened today in excruciating detail. 

Swordy : That's a very complicated and detailed explanation that the author completely felt like typing out 

Baby : Ik right!!! She really felt like typing this whole thing out in excruciating long detail. You could even tell that this was her april fools 

Swordy : She certainly feels like leaving this one a cliffhanger 

Baby : hahaha perish the thought she would never 

Swordy : hahaha this is so out of character 

Chapter Text

Private messages Sound and Chase

Chase: I would like to apologize for any actions that will happen Sound

Sound: ? What happened

Chase: I seem to have, as Blades puts it. Girlbossed too hard and now these criminals think i'm an emotionless robot. So preferably please make sure nothing bad happens. 

Sound: I see thank you for the information.

[Rescue me from depression]

[Admin currently online: Dilf]

[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]

[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]

[Current offline users : Single Mother]

Single Mother is online

Single Mother: I have a confession to make 

Blades (heart): What is it ^^ ?-?

Single Mother: I um 

Single Mother: I’m not a human 

Dilf {Mod}: Why would we be mad over that?

Single Mother: I’m a neutral bot 

Dilf {Mod}: That's fine 

Single Mother: .. really? 

Blades (heart): Yeah that just means we can get you to become a rescue bot if you really want :D !!

Single Mother: I’ll consider it 

Blades (heart): Yay :D 

Single Mother: … :) 

Wave : Alright that's enough sappy stuff @911 

Wave: What the pits are you doing 

911 is online

911: Evan and Miles rule. The burns just drool :/ 

Single Mother: Are you the famed Evan and Miles I heard so much about. 

911: >:3 

Single Mother: Evan I presume by the emoji?

911: That was Evan, yes, now it's me miles :) 

Single Mother: Miles… shame you could’ve been such an important tool for good; apparently the only thing you two useful for is taking cars tisk tisk. Really shameful. You even stole from a police officer… you two are certainly a bunch. 

Wave: They even used it to take things from poor Doc Green… shame really. 

Single Mother: You know I do know a guy that needed two people for a job which would have given them much more money than organized crime. Pity, he really did need some hackers and he was going to get desperate soon. 

911: :o 

911: Your lying 

Single Mother: Am I?

911: I- i uh 

911 is offline

The Rock: yk blades when you told us that he was the 3 g’s I thought you were joking

Single Mother: Pardon?

Blades (heart): Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

Wave: what about Mansplain, Manipulate, Manwhore? 

Single Mother: … blades

Blades (heart): Yes my little cassette box :) 

Single Mother: I… I give up 

Blades (heart): Anyways how's your cassettes I know they’re all your kids 

Single Mother: Negative

Blades (heart): Wait what

Single Mother: Ravage is older then me and raised me 

Blades (heart): … WAS YOUR ORIGINAL MODE A KITTY CAT :OOOOO 

Single Mother: wait what

Blades (heart): YOU WERE A KITTYYYYY AWWWW I WISH I HAD PHOTOS 

Single Mother: no 

Wave: I send Star some of my messages since he finds them funny.. He wants this btw 

Wave has changed Single Mothers nickname to Kitten

Kitten: i hate this 

Blades (heart): KITTY GO MEOW MEOW 

The Rock: huh yk i used to think you were scary but now i don't think so 

Wave: same ngl 

Bee ^^: C0u1d +h1$ /\/\@&3 h1/\/\ @ d1$c0rd k1++3/\

Kitten: I’m going to ignore that 

Blades (heart): same 

Dilf is online

^--Blades (heart): Yes my little cassette box :)

Dilf replying to Blades (heart): Sound is a cassette box?

Kitten: I originally was, but Soundwave kinda ruined the reputation of them, I am now a jet

Blades (heart): So you also fly, wow… I really hate flying. Why do so many people fly? 

Wave: Star also is a jet. 

Bee ^^: ¬_¬

Kitten: we knew this 

The Rock: I didn't :/  

Dilf: Most seekers have names related to things in the sky; for example STARscream, THUNDERcracker, SKYwarp, SUNstorm etc.

The Rock: I didn’t know that 

Blades (heart): .. me neither wow 

Kitten: I knew that 

Blades (heart): nerd 

Kitten: I am we knew this 

Blades (heart) is offline

The Rock is offline

Wave is offline

Dilf: That's.. 

Bee ^^: 1 b3+ $0/\/\#+h1/\g h@pp#/\3d \/\/1+h +h3/\/\ @11

Kitten: ditto 

Bee ^^: +h3 p0&3/\/\0/\? 

Kitten: No why the frag would it be the pokemon thats an expression of speech. 

Dilf: 

Dilf: Was your alt mode actually a kitten

Kitten: primus save me 

[Cody and Friends]

[Admins currently online : None]

[Moderators currently online : None ]

[Bots currently online: Vigil ^^]

[Present users :None ]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), MLP Crier, Single Mother, Baby, Swordy and Medics are hot]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]

[MOTD: no seriously stop trying to make vigil swear - Sound]

I AM THE NEW LEADER is online

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: @Single Mother Hello Kitten 

Single Mother is online

Single Mother {Mod}: frag you 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Listen buddy if you wanna take this up with anyone take it up with the Animated GC 

Single Mother {Mod}: I am not allowed into that one 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: well you are, you just aren't a mod :p 

Single Mother {Mod}: (¬_¬) 

Single Mother {Mod}: I’m a mod in some other ones

Swordy is online

Swordy: Tarns phone is working again and he's going through everyone's phone except Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: WHY NOT ME 

Swordy: he doesn't LIKE you 

Single Mother {Mod}: … Then why not us three? 

Swordy: Rumble has his search history, he is fucking terrified of shock, and hes just down bad for megagoon

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: can we make that his name in G1 

Baby is online

Baby: Hello what did I miss? My signal didn’t work well :/ 

Swordy: Long story Cody. 

[G1 MLP RULES]

[Admins online : Megatron}

[Mods online : Shockwave]

[Current users online : 10+]

Vortex: Megatron can you get the constructions to stop being weird over an autobot? 

Megatron: Which one? 

Vortex: Prowl 

Megatron: … the cop car? 

Vortex: Yes

Megatron: …. Yeahhhh nooooooo prowl is… hm

Soundwave is online

Soundwave has renamed Megatron to Megagoon

Soundwave is offline

Tarn: … 

Megagoon: … 

Vortex: …

Frenzy: hehe megagoon 

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[Cody and Friends]

[Admins currently online : Single Mother]

[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER]

[Bots currently online: Vigil ^^]

[Present users : Sexy Medic, and Baby ]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Swordy and Medics are hot, Scientist (nerd){Mod}, and MLP Crier{Admin}]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]

[MOTD: you little scraps did it - Sound] 

Baby : We found a small dog!!

Sexy Medic : a what? 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod} : It's a kind of pet

Sexy Medic : oooooooooooooooooooo okay 

^--- Baby: We found a small dog

Single Mother replying to Baby : Does it have a tag?

Baby : Nope!

Single Mother {Admin}: I wouldn’t suggest becoming too attached to the dog

Baby : Hmmm alright fine 

Single Mother {Admin}: .. you already named him didn’t you?

Baby : His name is Noble!!

Single Mother {Admin}: I wouldn’t suggest doing anything too rash, most things you love and care for in life will leave you. 

Baby : I know but 

Single Mother {Admin}: Try to at least look for the dog's owner. 

Baby : .. okay 

Baby : Haven't found the owner so we are going to take Noble to a dog show!

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Sick!!!

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: also just sound is being a biiiit moody today? Idk he wont tell me but he's definitely hiding something. 

Baby : Yeah I could tell 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Id suggest checking up on him in like 4-5 days? Normally it's when he feels better. 

Baby : Thanks 

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: No problem kiddo 

Baby : :) 

Baby : He’s a rescue dog!!!

I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: OKAY LET'S GO!!!! 

Baby : We found his owner 

Single Mother {Admin}: … one day maybe you'll be able to get a dog 

Baby : Maybe 

Chapter Text

[Rescue me from depression]

[Admin currently online: None]

[Moderators currently online: None]

[Present users online: None]

[Current offline users : Single Mother, Bee ^^, Blades (heart) Wave, The Rock, 911, and Dilf]

Dilf is online

Dilf {Admin}: hm @everyone

Dilf {Admin}: Role call, Blades?

Blades (heart) is online

Blades (heart): Call me a hotel because I just checked in!! 

Dilf (Admin) : .. Heatwave? 

Wave is online 

Wave {Mod}: … sigh 

Wave {Mod}: That's my name quarterback

Dilf {Admin}: Boulder? Chase? 

911 is online

The Rock is online

911: Present

The Rock: It's about drive it's about power; I'm here and I'm present!!

Blades (heart): CHASE WE TOLD YOU TO DO A DUMB ONE 

911: No that would be dumb to say in front of Optimus Prime 

The Rock: Heatwave and Sound made one 

Dilf {Admin}: He what? 

Single Mother is online

Single Mother: Heatwave stole mine but I gave permission 

Dilf {Admin}: oh okay 

Single Mother: More like Blades suggested it and I accepted 

Dilf {Admin}: Bee is busy but that's fine. I have a mission that requires Heatwave alone. I would normally be concerned about leaving your team and having this with an outside force; but I think I speak for everyone when I say this. Sound, if you ever want to become a rescue bot. I am a text away. 

Dilf {Admin} Heatwave, you are an exceptional leader. Which is why I want you to take on a new responsibility. Heatwave you will meet with me on the mainland.

Wave {Mod}: What about my team?

Dilf {Admin}: They can handle being alone for a couple hours 

Single Mother: Pardon the intrusion, firstly thank you for the offer. Second, whenever one of them tries to leave the island something goes wrong. 

Wave {Mod}: .. You have a point

Dilf {Admin}: They are Rescue Bots, they can handle anything. I will send you the coordinates to meet at a mainland facility. 

Wave {Mod}: But sir

Dilf is offline 

Wave {Mod}: fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag 

Wave {Mod} : killl meeeeeeee aughhhhh 

TWO WEEKS AGO

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??: well good thing I have multiple 

??: How could I possibly put another camera in 

??: Hm, oh!

?? : ring

??: Yes Mrs. Pinch? 

??: Could you stick a small chip on the paintings way back? 

??: or might you stick a small camera and listening bug on the ginger’s coat?

??: They seem to have found the camera in the painting.

?? : Thank you that would be divine

Mrs. Pinch phone : Of course, Doctor Morroco. 

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Wave {Mod}: @Dilf Slight delay, tornado happened we have to deal with it

Single Mother: Do none of you have a mode that can cross water effectively? 

Wave {Mod}: No, blades is a helicopter he’s the only one that can travel without needing a boat 

Single Mother: Perhaps in your foreseeable future you should get a bot with a boat mode, I am stuck as a jet so I am incapable of gaining another alt mode. 

Wave {Mod}: Augh- Hurricanes- sorry I need focus on this 

Single Mother: Hold on mod me for a second 

Wave had modded Single Mother 

Single mother had added LB 

Single mother had gave LB the Bot role 

Single mother {Mod} : !Commlink  

LB has activated comm link command

Wave {Mod}: What did you- Woah I can- I can hear my voice?! I don’t have to text? 

Single Mother {Mod}: I have a bot I made a while back that can connect to comms without texting and can read it out 

Wave {Mod} : Woah- this is so- is that what you sound like?! 

Single Mother {Mod}: Negative, this is a voice I used to make communication easier, I do not wish to know your voices so I made it so you all sound different with different pitches. I know you all prefer to not be entirely known. 

Wave {Mod} : I see, thank you sound 

Single Mother {Mod} : Happy to help. Makes it easier to check up without a phone 

Wave {Mod} : Got it- hurgh 

Single Mother {Mod}: You okay? 

Wave {Mod} : Holding onto a slide for dear life 

Blades (heart) is online 

Blades (heart): Dropping it into the tornado- wait im speaking how- 

Single Mother {Mod}: Long story backread later

Blades (heart): Um okay- dropped 

Wave {Mod}: Thanks 

Wave is offline

Single Mother {Mod}: .. um I guess I can stay mod as long as needed 

Blades (heart): Relax Heatwave is a bit paranoid 

Single Mother {Mod}: I could tell

Single Mother {Mod}: You three are the only ones he has left 

Single Mother {Mod}: You forget that you are the only team left of Rescue bots. All the others have been killed. He cares for you all greatly and wants you all okay. 

Blades (heart): .. I will be honest I haven't thought about it that way

Morocco: When was anyone going to tell me that the ginger had TWO COATS?! Does he keep an extra in his locker for flair??? Oh sorry readers back on topic I mean, APPARENTLY a tornado just isn't enough for everyone to leave an island… What if I made fire tornados.. I AM A GENIUS!!

Morocco: I sure do hope no one is flying a kite 

Wave {Mod}: Hm

Single Mother {Mod}: Yes? 

Wave {Mod}: Sorry, the others haven’t commed me yet.

Single Mother {Mod}: That's bad? 

Wave {Mod}: On the contrary, it means nothing is going wrong. Maybe nothing went wrong 

Single Mother {Mod}: Maybe 

Single Mother {Mod}: Mind if I were to add some code? 

Wave {Mod}: Well I don’t see what's wrong with it

Single Mother {Mod}: !MessageOfTheDay

LB has activated Message of the day also known as MOTD

[What would you like the message to be?] 

Single Mother {Mod}: You can choose

Wave {Mod}: um okay 

Wave {Mod}: I’m gonna make it

MessageOfTheDay has been set to “I h8 Kade - Heatwave”

Wave {Mod}: OI 

Wave {Mod}: RUDE 

Wave {Mod}: Hehe

Single Mother {Mod}: oh um kade I assume 

Wave {Mod}: Damn straight 

Single Mother {Mod}: there is nothing straight about you and kade 

Bee ^^ {Mod} : +|-|@+’$ \/\/|-|@+ 1'/\/\ $@`/1/\/&

Wave {Mod}: BEE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE 

Bee ^^ {Mod}: 1 @/\/\ 0/\/ /\/0b0d`/$'$ $1d3!! L0/\/& |1\/3 +|-|3 k1/\/&!!

Single Mother {Mod} : Bee likes to lurk, we have very interesting conversations and he decided a while back and I quote (translated it) “Lol no its funny to see them bicker I like watching and making backhanded insults” 

Wave {Mod}: You are so LUCKY we aren't near each other Bee >:[ and uh blades partner

Single Mother {Mod} : Friends, we are friends. 

Wave {Mod}: Like how Star and Heatwave are 

Single Mother {Mod} : Frag you 

Wave {Mod}: No I have a girlfriend

Single Mother {Mod} : Cannot be me 

Bee ^^ {Mod}: \/\/0\/1d $@`/ c@/\/'t b3 /\/\3 b\/+ /\/\3 @/\/d \/\/1/\/db1@d3 \/$3d +0 d@+3 $00000

Wave {Mod}: Damn… bumblebee got laid before kade

Wave {Mod}: FUCK YOU

Single Mother {Mod} : okay calm down you two don't you two have to meet Optimus soon?

Dilf is online 

Dilf {Admin}: They do 

Wave {Mod}: Okay okay big guy we will be there in 5 okay? 

Dilf {Admin}: Good. 

Bee ^^ {Mod}: $0 +|-|3/\/ \/\/1||1@/\/\ c0/\/\3$ b@c# @&@1/\/

Single Mother {Mod} : WILLIAM APPLETON COMES BACK AGAIN?! WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY 

Bee ^^ {Mod}: 1 %/\/0\/\/ +|-|1$ 1$ 8\/11$CK@|* 

Wave is online

Wave {Mod}: I feel like I just- what the frag who is william 

Single Mother {Mod} : A man I hate 

Wave {Mod}: well I am now able to scan another alt mode

Single Mother {Mod} : Oh? You’ll become a triple changer.

Wave {Mod}: English please 

Single Mother {Mod} : sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Alright Kade so a triple changer is- 

Wave {Mod}: How did you know it was me??? 

Single Mother {Mod} : Heatwave has a deeper frequency then you, and also because heatwave has sass but isn't that mean… or a ginger.

Wave {Mod}: anyways continue 

Single Mother {Mod} : eyeroll. Triple changer is a bot with 2 alt modes and a main mode. Heatwave-

Wave {Mod}: WHAT IS THAT

Single Mother {Mod} : WILL EVERYBOT STOP INTERRUPTING ME FOR FIVE NANOCYCLES?! 

Wave {Mod}: FIRE TORNADOS 

Single Mother {Mod} : oh okay actually that is more important 

Wave {Mod}: augh- sorry kade- we found anew alt mode will communicate when we can 

Single Mother {Mod} : Got it 

Wave {Mod}: Primus- the tides are pretty high 

Bee ^^ {Mod}: $@`/ +|-|@+ @&@1/\/

Wave is offline

Bee ^^ {Mod}: … 

Single Mother {Mod} : .. 

Single Mother {Mod} : who the frag is vanny 

Bee ^^ {Mod}: 1 +|-|0\/&|-|+ `/0\/’c| /\/3\/3r @$%

—----------------------------------------------

Bee ^^ {Mod}: @/\/c| +|-|3?/\/ 1/\/ 0/\/3 0f +|-|3 3/\/c|1/\/&$ &r3&0r`/ %1||$ c@$$13

Single Mother {Mod} : GREGORY YOU LITTLE SCRAP- 

Blades (heart) is online

The Rock is online

911 is online

Wave is online

Blades (heart): did we interrupt something? 

Single Mother {Mod} : no but now I hate a child that is potentially a robot 

The Rock: ahhh Bee taught you fanf lore 

Single Mother {Mod} : Yes he did 

Single Mother {Mod} : oh yeah are you all okay?

Blades (heart): alright everybody say it with me 

Blades (heart): BOATWAVE!!!

The Rock: BOATWAVE :D 

911: … sigh BOATWAVE

Wave {Mod}: .. Am I allowed to say this? 

Blades (heart):  :) 

Wave {Mod}: sigh 

Wave {Mod}:  boatwave 

Private Messages Star and Wave

Star: Boatwave~ 

Wave {Mod}: WHO TOLD STAR 

Single Mother {Mod} : Boatwave!!!! 

[G1 MLP RULES]

[Admins online : Megatron}

[Mods online : Starscream, Shockwave and Tarn]

[Current users online : 10+]

[MOTD : might change the gc name - sound]

Starscream {Mod}: Will someone PLEASE explain why Tarn is here???

Tarn {Mod}: I need to know if you all are misbehaving 

ThunderCracker: Megatron gave in and let Tarn in all gc’s 

Starscream {Mod}: why????

ThunderCracker: -_- 

ThunderCracker: sigh 

ThunderCracker: As Skywarp would put it, Tarn is Megatron's dog and wants to make sure his master is okay at all times. 

Megatron {Admin}: That is bullscrap. 

Soundwave is online

Rumble: HI BOSS :D 

Frenzy: BOSS!!! 

Soundwave {Admin}: Movie night, we are watching the fanf movie. 

Megatron {Admin}: Wow you want to watch a movie?

Soundwave {Admin}: Yes. 

Chapter Text

[Cody and Friends]

[Admins currently online : MLP Crier]

[Moderators currently online : Scientist (nerd)]

[Bots currently online: Vigil ^^]

[Present users : Baby]

[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Swordy, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, and Single Mother {Admin}]

[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]

[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]

[MOTD: mlp rulez - D-16] 

Baby: Well the tree thing went… spectacularly badly… 

MLP Crier {Admin}: With what I’ve been informed I can see that 

Baby: One of the locals, Cynthia, had gotten badly hurt. She’s by far the only causality 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod} : Couldn’t you have also died?

Baby: That’s what it’s like working on the job I guess 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod} : Yeah well you are a 12 year old, which I find highly illogical that you’re doing rescue missions this young.

Baby: 13 next month!! 

MLP Crier {Admin} :    

MLP Crier {Admin} : what 

Baby: My birthday is soon!! :D 

MLP Crier {Admin} : .. I must get you a gift 

Baby: You don’t have too!! It’s okay 

MLP Crier {Admin} : It’s needed for you little one 

Baby: It isn't needed, really!! 

MLP Crier {Admin} : We shall all give you gifts. 

Baby: fine fine if you all truly want- 

Baby: AHHH- BUG- BUGGGG BUGGGGGG BUNCH OF COCKROACHES!1111!1!!!!!!111

MLP Crier {Admin} : oh i dont think thats a good gift

Baby: NOPE OUTSIDE- BUGS- THAT STUPID POWER PLANTER

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: sorry the name sorry readers just added it 

MLP Crier {Admin} : what

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: What 

Baby: EWWWWWW EW EW EW EEEP SO MANY ANIMALS1!11!!

Baby: oh also the mayor is getting attacked by it 

Baby: … 

Baby: SHOOT THE MAYOR IS GETTING ATTACKED

MLP Crier {Admin} : why are you acting like a child I mean you are one but it's just a bug? 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Don’t you make me and Tarn kill all the scraplets that get into the base?

MLP Crier {Admin} : fraggggg youuuuu 

Baby: Uh whos Tarn 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: One of his evil exes 

MLP Crier {Admin} : this is a reference and I hate you

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: wait dont you also have school 

Baby: I get more days off since yk.. My family has saved the island so many times :/ 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: I mean that's actually quite logical. 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Wait a moment… Cody has it gone after anything else?

Baby: When it got hit by lightning it only went after trees and plants, it went after the mayor's tree. 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Small thought couldn’t the lighting make the device heresy swap means?

Baby: i understood none of that

MLP Crier {Admin} : Thing plant tree, now thing unplant tree thing go after heat sources 

Baby : I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING OF THAT

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: oh primus damnit 

Baby: We are currently rounding up all the animals around town 

Baby: The mayor is in a tree haha

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Oh you have to deal with Mr. Petty Paws often that doesn’t seem bad 

Baby: The power planter is near the school shoot 

Baby: Hold on I- 

Baby has turned on Voice Chat 

Baby: AHHHH- 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: CODY 

MLP Crier {Admin}: CODY NO 

Baby: THE POWER PLANTER IS NEARBY 

MLP Crier {Admin} : Scrap, are you okay??? 

Baby: OKAY I AM FINE 

Baby: Will have to be offline for a little, small emergency 

Baby is offline 

MLP Crier {Admin} : can he stop almost dying FOR 5 NANO CLICKS

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Meg he almost dies every week at this point 

MLP Crier {Admin} : you aren’t wrong and I hate that 

Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Well while that’s going on, it would be most logical to stop star and knock from fighting 

MLP Crier {Admin} : alright alright give me 20