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2025-05-26
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“bucky what the fuck” 2.0

Summary:

cli(n)t - 12:17 PM

guys im 100% straight

but this kid in my gym class

OHHH HTO DAMNN

sammy - 12:19 PM

clint you say this every week with a new man.

you gotta be some sort of gay atp

cli(n)t - 12:20 PM

im comfortable with my sexuality

god forbid a man appreciate another mans BEAUTY!

bucky - 12:21 PM

you might just be a faggot clint 😭😭

OR; remake of my marvel highschool chatfic

Chapter 1

Notes:

got the fic back yay!!!!!!!! the formatting on the first few chapters is bad i was too lazy to fix it but itll be better in the 6th one
(also yes this is a remake of one of my old fics it has diff plot only some lines and dialogue are the same!!)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

WE all goon to bucky

members:

bucky - @winterfag

cli(n)t - @womankisser48

nat - @widowsb1te

sammy - @fratfalcon

tuesday, 12:17 PM

cli(n)t - 12:17 PM

guys im 100% straight

but this kid in my gym class

OHHH HTO DAMNN

sammy - 12:19 PM

clint you say this every week with a new man.

you gotta be some sort of gay atp

cli(n)t - 12:20 PM

im comfortable with my sexuality

god forbid a man appreciate another mans BEAUTY!

bucky - 12:21 PM

you might just be a faggot clint 😭😭

cli(n)t - 12:21 PM

BRO HES HOT

omg fuck yall

bucky - 12:23 PM

you know who really is hot

mr. amos

cli(n)t - 12:23 PM

man STAND UP

always older men bruh i swear

sammy - 12:25

i have no part in this topic

i like females

cli(n)t - 12:26 PM

SO DO I

IM NOT IGNORING THE CONVO

nat - 12:26 PM

dont you guys have a french test to be doing

all of you stfu and focus

bucky - 12:27 PM

YOURE ALWAYS A KILLJOY

MY GOSHHH

nat - 12:27 PM

FOCUS ON THE TEST BEFORE YOU ALL FUCKING FAIL

bucky - 12:27 PM

yes ma'am...

cli(n)t - 12:28 PM

yall think buying a thong is gay

cause this one ive been looking at is lowk cute

nat - 12:28 PM

3

2

bucky - 12:28 PM

CLINT SHUT THE FUCK U P

cli(n)t - 12:28 PM

💔

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tuesday, 3:32 pm

nat - 3:32 PM

wya clint

we're waiting for u

cli(n)t - 3:32 PM

im coming

ms miracle was yelling at me for some stupid shit

nat - 3:32 PM

what did she say?

cli(n)t - 3:32 PM

she was mad that i couldnt understand todays work

she called me dumb and a whole bunch of shit

anyway where r we goin

nat - 3:33 PM

you arent dumb clint

cli(n)t - 3:33 PM

i know i promise

bucky - 3:34 PM

shes such a bitch I NEED HER DEAD

YKNOW SHE GAVE ME AN F ON MY ENGLISH PAPER

nat - 3:34 PM

well...ur writing isnt the best buck..

also do u need a ride?

bucky - 3:34 PM

nah i got a ride in a police car

nat - 3:34 PM

bucky what the fuck??

what happened bro

bucky - 3:35 PM

well i was walking across the street to the bus

headphones on eyes closed

and the police car almost hit me

they lectured me blah blah blah and now im gettin a ride!

sammy - 3:35 PM

what are we gonna do with you man

bucky - 3:35 PM

lmao

yknow its so stupid those freshman get to leave early for that placement exam

nat - 3:36 PM

its like 4 hours

no one would wanna stay after that

bucky - 3:36 PM

WHATEVER

also speaking of freshman i met a new kid named peter

sammy - 3:37 PM

theres a new kid????

i havent seen one in a while

bucky - 3:37 PM

well idk who would wanna go here..

but anyways he skipped a grade so hes a sophmore now

cli(n)t - 3:39 PM

way to much power for a 15 yr old to have

sammy - 3:39 PM

agreed.

nat - 3:41 PM

clint didnt you steal all the laptops in every classroom and cause a whole search in freshman year

sammy - 3:41PM

oh yeah i remember that

it was so funny watching him shove 4 laptops down his pants

cli(n)t - 3:42 PM

lowk felt kinda good

bucky - 3:42 PM

ignoring that

this guys cool

he gave me a dollar for a soda out the vending machine

pretty sure hes gay too

nat - 3:42 PM

he sounds cool

bucky - 3:42 PM

yea so i said 'ur pretty cool you should come hang with me and my rlly cool friends at lunch youve just been offered the gateway to infinite friends'

and he obviously said yes

cli(n)t - 3:43 PM

add him here then

bucky - 3:43 PM

idk his user..

nat - 3:44 PM

ugh

ask him at lunch then

bucky - 3:46 PM

sam fuck you

sammy - 3:46 PM

WTF

bucky - 3:46 PM

STOP GOING QUIET

GOODNESS

sammy - 3:47 PM

everyday mr whore barnes always ATTACKS ME

bucky - 3:47 PM

im not a whore

thats such a lie i lvoe men

nat - 3:48 PM

im gonna go talk to more sensible people

if i stay here one more second i might turn stupid

cli(n)t - 3:48 PM

BUT WERE SO FUN

_

science nerds

members:

bruce - @ilovethor

tony - @ihumpmen2

tuesday, 4:00 pm

tony - 4:00 PM

someone changed MY FUCKING PFP

UGH ANYWAYS

how do you call a guy hot without like freaking him out

like id get in bed with oyu but im not that passionate about it

yknow

bruce - 4:04 PM

no tony i dont think i do

whos the dude anyways

tony - 4:04 PM

guy in physics

hes so cute and nice and cute and ughhhh

bruce - 4:05 PM

never thought id see the day youd be over steve

tony - 4:05 PM

SHUT UP

JUST HELP ME

HOWD YOU GET WITH THOR

bruce - 4:05 PM

pretty long story

we were both pining for eachother for such a long time we both got mad eachother for not seeing the others feelings, and that turned into us fighting in the rain and making out harshly.

almost broke his hands with how hard i grabbed them

anyways yea, very fanficky

tony - 4:08 PM

I WANT A FANFIC LOVE SOTRY

sighhhh im too good for everyone

oh also my 2nd cousin transferred here he skipped a grade

his names peter

bruce - 4:08 PM

parker?

tony - 4:09 PM

mhm

bruce - 4:09 PM

we've met

he's chill

tony - 4:09 PM

he's a nerd

like you

CAN HE BE A SCIENCE NERD

bruce - 4:11 PM

go ahead

'petey' was added

tony - 4:12 PM

HI OETER say hi to bruce

you've met

petey - 4:13 PM

we have!

hi bruce!!

bruce - 4:13 PM

hi peter!

tony - 4:13 PM

congrats ur one of the science nerds now.

petey - 4:14 PM

oh yay

tony - 4:14 PM

so peter....you got your eye on anyone?

petey - 4:15 PM

straight to it i see

uh perhaps theres someone..

tony - 4:15 PM

OMG WHO

petey - 4:15 PM

rather not say...

bruce - 4:15 PM

I LOV E MY BOYFRIEND AND ONLY MY BOYFRIEND

I AM ALL HIS ANFD HE IS MINE

tony - 4:15 PM

GIVE THE PHONE BACK THOR

bruce - 4:15 PM

SUCK MY NUTS STARK

tony - 4:16 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

petey - 4:15 PM

does this happen often..

_

WE all goon to bucky

members:

bucky - @winterfag

cli(n)t - @womankisser48

nat - @widowsb1te

sammy - @fratfalcon

tuesday, 4:20 PM

sammy - 4:20 PM

did anyone else see thor carrying bruce while being chased by tony??

bucky - 4:20 PM

me and who 💔💔💔

Notes:

comments and kudos appreciated :D
(first chapters are lowkey gonna suck but itll get better i swear)