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1. The Crack Odyssey by Thotwarust

   Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), 8人の戦士 | 8-nin no Senshi | Dick Fight Island (Manga), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   10 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bill Nye/Jim Gordon
   • Goofy/Legoshi/Boris
   • Kermit the Frog/Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Yagami Light
   • Amane Misa
   • Jim Gordon (DCU)
   • Bill Nye
   • L (Death Note)
   • Matsuda Touta
   • Ryuk (Death Note)
   • Legosi (BEASTARS)
   • Boris (Bendy and the Ink Machine)
   • Goofy (Kingdom Hearts)
   • Mickey Mouse (Kingdom Hearts)
   • Donald Duck (Kingdom Hearts)
   • Son Goku (Dragon Ball)
   • Kermit the Frog
   • Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Bob Belcher
   • Linda Belcher
   • Tina Belcher
   • Gene Belcher
   • Louise Belcher
   • Teddy (Bob's Burgers)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • John Blacksad
   • Logan | Wolverine (X-Men)
   • Kurt Wagner (X-Men)
   • Remy LeBeau
   • Shrek (Shrek)
   • Miss Piggy
   • Watari | Quillsh Wammy
   • Minnie Mouse (Disney)
   • Aphrodite (Hades Video Game)
   • Roy Mustang
   • Thanatos (Hades Video Game)
   • Lulu (Final Fantasy X Series)
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • drug use but it's not a serious reflection of drug use or addiction
   • Yagami light slander
   • Emotionally incompetent yaoi
   • Bdsm under and overtones
   • This is improv
   • Lesbian Amane Misa
   • Heartwarming
   • dick fighting
   • Found Family
   • Kermit summons uh...."demons"
   • Many sex scenes written like anime fight scenes
   • Goku twerks a lot
   • Fury polycule
   • straight people don't exist
   • Try to predict what happens I dare you

   Summary

   This is a combination and expansion of the previous Crack fics that I have written.

   Three depressed furries (Legoshi, Boris, Goofy) navigate polyamory. Micheal Mouse learns a lot about love and anime boys. Light Yagami has complicated feelings for Shrek, but simple feelings for himself. Kermit fucks his way to the top to become deserving of Sonic's love. Donald Duck cakeverse, but instead of cake it's cocaine. and more.

   This is a story about love and friendship.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,902

   Chapters:

   13/?

   Comments:

   28

   Kudos:

   32

   Bookmarks:

   8

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