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  1. Sauceman Chorizo & Lyrthindor do a Ratatouille by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    28 Jul 2025

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    Sauceman Chorizo doesn’t know how to bake.
    The last rat of Lyrthindor can remember little else but baking.

    It’s Baldur’s Gate Ratatouille. Hijinks ensue.


    “So how did you end up in my kitchen, little rat?”

    The rat looked into the distance. “Some remember turning away from the sun. This one remembers fondant and buttercream. We were one. We were many. Now we are one, but fewer. Then the cat chased us here.”

    Sauceman took that in, then nodded. “Alright then.”

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