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3:21 pm
Ponyboy Curtis has started a group
Ponyboy Curtis has named the group ‘unfunny people’
Keith Matthews:
i am funny tho.
EW my name
Johnathan Cade:
pony fix the names PLEASE @Ponyboy Curtis
Ponyboy Curtis:
wait yes
hang on
Ponyboy Curtis has changed Johnathan Cades name to ‘johnny’
Ponyboy Curtis has changed his name to ‘pony’
pony has changed keith matthews’ name to ‘raging alcoholic’
raging alcoholic:
what the hell
pony
fix it
pony:
no lmao
Darrel Curtis:
Ponyboy wtf??
pony:
i forgot he was here.
omg no
pony has changed Darrel Curtis’ name to ‘superman (confirmed)’
pony has changed Dallas Winston’s name to ‘dally’
pony:
i dont want him to hit me
dally:
good
keep it that way
pony:
AHHH im SO scared!!
johnny:
pony ur gonna get ur ass beat
dally:
KILL YOURSELF
DIE
YOU CUNTS FIGHT ME
Sodapop Curtis:
whans hapening
superman (confirmed):
soda turn on autocorrect
please
Sodapop Curtis:
mty spelling literaly isnt taht bad bro
pony has changed Steve Randle’s name to ‘shower more’
shower more:
what th hell
darry do something
superman (confirmed):
Shut up
Im at work y’all need to stop texting me
johnny:
this is it
he finally snapped
dally:
why is this literally the most johnny has spoken in days
pony:
he’s a different person over text istg
pony has changed Sodapop Curtis’ name to 'high on life’
high on life:
I am not on drugs.
dally:
WHAT THE HELL
why can u spell now
high on life:
what do u meen
raging alcoholic:
soda if i try to read ur texts out loud my furniture will start floating
pony:
what furniture
literally all you own is a fuckass lawn chair
i tried to sit and ts collapsed
raging alcoholic:
why am i catching strays
what have i ever done to you pony
youre so evil over text what happened
johnny:
its cause u can’t hit us over text
dally:
TRY me.
shower more:
dally nobody wants to fight you
youre not scary
dally:
your nose is growing
nose boy
whos the lying puppet nose boy
pony:
PINOCCHIO LMFAO
that’s steve
nose boy
johnny:
dal and pony are so evil omfg
going after anyone
in less than ten minutes
pony has changed shower more’s name to ‘nose boy’
nose boy has left the group
high on life:
no what
come back
nose boy has joined the group
nose boy:
i hate you guys
raging alcoholic:
ok cartman
LMFAO
dally:
ofc u watch southpark
unemployed brainrotted cunt
pony:
omfg dallas.
let him get up first
johnny:
dally ur also unemployed
i need a nap from being around y’all istg.
superman (confirmed):
You Know How I Feel Johnny.
raging alcoholic:
LMFAO TH CAPS
IM CRYING
4:43 pm
nose boy:
me and soda otw to house
pony:
no shit
u do the same thing everyday
nose boy:
ponyboy. micheal. curtis.
wait until i get my hands on u
pony:
im not scared of u
actually
@superman (confirmed)
dont let steve in he threw a brick at me last week
dumbass didn’t expect me to notice him
nose boy:
I LITTERALLH MISSED??
pony:
NO TF U DIDNT. BOY I HAVE A BIG ASS BRUISE FOR PROOF
superman (confirmed):
Steve why tf are you throwing bricks at my 14 year old brother
nose boy:
he was literally high out of his mind
i didn’t think it would matter
pony:
bro.
nose boy has deleted 2 messages
superman (confirmed):
What.
nose boy:
JOKING
cause it was funny
superman (confirmed):
why didn’t I know when this happened
pony:
blackmail?? obv
dally:
my little prodigy
im so proud
not really but
raging alcoholic:
what a sweet little brother you two have
johnny:
he’s such an angle
angle
angle
ANGLE
ANGEL
pony:
fuck off
what kind of angle am i
johnny:
acute
is that the tiny one
pony:
bitch im literally taller than u
johnny:
ur just bones tho
u literally fit in the cabinet under the sink ur TINY
high on life:
ponys teeny tiny
aww baby pony
he used to bite
dally:
HE STILL DOES
pony:
so you admit i was able to get to u
dally:
god forbid i wasn’t defending myself from ur JAW
ts hurts too
superman (confirmed):
Omfg I forgot he bites
I remember being a kid at the hospital cause he fucking bit me
nose boy:
evil ass baby wtf
he was NEVER an angel
dally:
the curtis family are raising the antichrist
i cant do this rn
raging alcoholic:
PONY IS NOT UNHOLY WTF