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1. The One Badfic To Rule Them All by Suddenly_Summer

   Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee
   • Sam Gamgee/Gollum | Sméagol
   • Frodo Baggins/Legolas Greenleaf
   • Frodo Baggins
   • Sam Gamgee
   • Gollum | Sméagol (Tolkien)
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Aragorn (Tolkien)
   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Satire
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Crack
   • Deliberate Badfic
   • Stupidity
   • This Is STUPID
   • You Have Been Warned
   • Very OOC

   Summary

   Frodo loses his boyfriend to Gollum, falls in love with Legolas, and hyperpop/thrash fusion exists.

   (I wrote this as a homage to the crackfics/OOCfics/badfics of the early 2000s; this fic was deliberately written to be awful and silly and is not indicative of my writing in general. Nor is it to bash LotR. Its a legit joke)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   398

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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