It was an ingenious idea, really. Ilya had seen tomorrow's date on his calendar and suddenly, a plan formed in his head. He had smirked and gone to bed giddy. This was going to go great. There was absolutely no way for it to blow up in his face.
A FEW HOURS LATER
Things were NOT going great.
Oh how wrong he had been. Ilya stares in horror at his text-thread with Shane, re-reads it as if the words will change if he just wishes hard enough. But they don’t. All he had wanted was to make Shane beg. Force Shane to show how how desperate he was for it. For Ilya. And then Ilya would give it to him.
So, he really hadn’t expected this. Fuck.
Today 15.24
I have been thinking
Never a good sign
You keep calling me an asshole but you are worse bully
Nope
I do not think you are deciding that
What were you thinking about?
Maybe I should not tell you now
No, sorry Ilya
Please tell me
No
Are you okay? Are things getting worse again?
Oh no
Did not mean to worry you, sorry
Everything is good
Okay
You’d tell me though? If you were feeling bad again?
Yes
Is not that
Promise
In that case, what’s up?
Why is my sexy boyfriend thinking so hard smoke is coming from his head?
So mean today
Wait
You think I am sexy??? 🤤
Fuck you
We will not see each other for three weeks
You better not be out fucking anybody
You will wait for me like good boy 🍆💦
Three weeks is so fucking long
I miss you
Want you here. Against me. Around me
Inside me
Fuck Shane
You are perfect
Yeah? Show me
Video call?
Not right now
Am not home
Then why did you start this????????
Ilya what the fuck
I think actually you started this time
Go to hell
I think is not what you want
No of course not
But THREE WEEKS???
You really don’t have time to come here before?
No, wish I could
Roadtrip games
And practice
And team meetings
Yeah I know
We have the same
I just hate this
Me too
But soon Montreal will be out of playoffs and you can follow Boston around like groupie
Wearing Boston jersey. Cheering just for me
Then I promise to take care of you
Fuck off, Boston will be out before us
Then you can follow me around instead
Hmmm you are so wrong Hollander
But that is okay, you are very pretty instead
What were you thinking about then?
Before YOU derailed this entire conversation
I did no such thing
You are the one horny
But I was thinking about you and playoffs and old tradition
Okay, what?
No sex duing playoffs
Oh yeah right
Hayden were talking about it yesterday
Why are you talking about sex with Pike?????
Urrrggg I do not even want to picture
And he has bajision kids, so maybe ban would be good for him. And better half Pike. Feel so sorry for her
You know there are four kids and you love them
...
No comment
But about ban
I have never done it for real. Only without meaning last year when you were hurt
Doesn’t surprise me at all
Jealous?
You know I am asshole. No need to rub it in
Awww you know you are only one<3
Now, yes
Shane. I love you. You know this
Yeah I know
Doesn’t mean I have to like thinking about all the people you’ve hooked up with
Before
Not now
Only want you now
I know
Sorry
What about the sexban?
Maybe we try this year?
What.
MISSED CALL
Ilya.
MISSED CALL
Pick up asshole
Can not
I am out
Are you serious?
Very
Why?????
I have never tried it. Maybe it work. Want to see
You’ve won a cup
You don’t need a ban, you can win anyway
Yes but Montreal is stronger this year
I need to focus
But we’ll not even see each other until the playoffs starts
In like three weeks
And then you want us to not have sex until WE win the cup in June?
Are you INSANE???
You really want it so much Hollander?
You miss my cock that much?
Imagine how good it will feel in June when I give it to you again
When you are finally allowed to cum again
Oh no
No Rozanov
You might do this no sex/cum thing, but I will not
What?
I will cum as many times as I like until June
And if you won’t help me, I guess I’ll do it by myself. I have hands
And a THING
Will not feel as good but…
Might get another? Just ONE thing seems too little. Don’t want it to overheat
No shane wait
i mesnt not tis
No you’re right
Boston has been playing bad in the end of the season
No sex might be the solution
CALL DENIED
Pick up Shane
I thought you couldn’t talk
CALL DENIED
Answee me
I can’t talk right now
Why
What are you doing
Something that would make you break your no cumming rule already
Can't have that
touching yourself?
yes
CALL DENIED
I said nothing about no sex before playoffs
Am home
Want to help you
Watn to hear
No
I think it’ll be good for you
Three weeks until playoffs, your mind will be so sharp when it starts
I was kidding
Shane
Was april fools joke
I do not want sex ban
CALL DENIED
No I think you’re right
It is a good idea
For tou
ANd I can manage with this toy until June
CALL DENIED
Shaen
Baby
Please
WAs kidding
Want to fuck you
Blow you
Soon as I can
No sex ban
Bad joke
CALL DENIED
SHANE
Ten minutes and Shane has stopped answering. Ilya is confused, horrified and so turned on it hurts. This was not how this game was supposed to go. The sex ban was stupid anyway. He had meant it as foreplay. For Shane to tell him how bad of an idea it was, beg him to give it up. And then Ilya would give in (playing oh so reluctant to do so, as if he was doing Shane a huge favor) and they would jerk off together over facetime while pretending that being apart for so long wasn’t absolutely killing them.
Shane wasn't meant to agree.
There is real horror in Ilya’s gut. To not touch Shane until June would be torture, but to not even hear him whimper and moan and breath this name until then?
He might actually, literally die for real. When he had thought Shane would one day be the death of him, this was not what he had in mind. He had wanted Shane to beg, but oh how the tables had turned. He felt pathetic, suddenly finding himself be the one desperate enough to beg.
Today 16.12
Do not do this to me
Will die
Was joking
Sex ban is dumbest thing should not have said
I get why you like it
What?
Hearing me beg
My boyfriend is saying no sex
Am desperat man
Will do anything
Let me hear you
And then fuck you when we see each other
please
You would do anything?
yes
anythinh
Say this was a stupid idea
It was worst idea ever
Say you’ll never suggest it again
Never
Was prank that I will never say again
I am too desperate for you
Fuck Ilya
yes
Will fuck you
Let me, please
I have flight booked for tomorrow
Only have the afternoon and then I need to be back
But I’ll be there
What? Here? You be here tomorrow?
Yes
Landing at like 11.45
Then plane back at 21.02
Really????
Desperate
Don’t even try, you were the one begging
I can also not come if you're gonna be an asshole about it
NOOOO
meant
I AM THE DESPERATE ONE
COME HEREE PLEASE
Soon as possible
obvious I want
I need you
I need you too
Fuck I miss you
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Now, call me so you can hear me
Fuck I love you
CALL CONNECTED
Today 17.37
Love you too
So much
See you tomorrow
Tomorrow
Montreal didn’t win the cup in June. Neither did Boston. Both teams were eliminated relatively early in the playoffs. That sucked, of course, but neither Shane nor Ilya minded that much. It only meant they had more time in the cottage all to themselves.
