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1. chatfics are fire! by tabasxcoal

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Germany/North Italy (Hetalia)
   • Greece/Japan (Hetalia)
   • China/Russia (Hetalia)
   • South Italy/Spain (Hetalia)
   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • Canada/Prussia (Hetalia)
   • Hong Kong/Iceland (Hetalia)
   • Finland/Sweden (Hetalia)
   • Austria/Hungary (Hetalia)
   • Lithuania/Poland (Hetalia)
   • America/Belarus (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Canada (Hetalia)
   • Allied Forces (Hetalia)
   • China (Hetalia)
   • Russia (Hetalia)
   • Prussia (Hetalia)
   • Germany (Hetalia)
   • North Italy (Hetalia)
   • South Italy (Hetalia)
   • Sweden (Hetalia)
   • Finland (Hetalia)
   • Hungary (Hetalia)
   • Austria (Hetalia)
   • Switzerland (Hetalia)
   • Liechtenstein (Hetalia)
   • Sealand (Hetalia)
   • Seychelles (Hetalia)
   • France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • Greece (Hetalia)
   • Japan (Hetalia)
   • Lithuania (Hetalia)
   • Poland (Hetalia)
   • Texting Fic
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
   • Mentioned FACE Family
   • Yaoi
   • English Is Not The Author's First Language
   • Long-Term Relationship(s)
   • Long-Distance Friendship
   • Germany and Prussia are Siblings (Hetalia)
   • No Plot/Plotless
   • Some Plot
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Historical Inaccuracy
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • FACE Family (Hetalia)
   • Face family centric

   Summary

   A non-serious lightweight, hetalia chatfic because they are hilarious. Im also craving a super long chatfic and yeah that's pretty much it dawg.

   Also what if I said I was too lazy to actually use grammar all the time?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,820

   Chapters:

   9/?

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   36

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

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