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[Harbingers]
Tartaglia: My fucking ass is Blue.
Pierro: Hello to you too Tartaglia.
Pierro: That is the first time we've heard from you after 2 months of your... Unnoticed Absences.
Sandrone: Leave him alone, Clearly he just gone through Some shit.
Il Dottore: what type of 'some shit' cause a man's ass to turn Blue?????
Pantalone: Think.
Il Dottore: ....?
Il Dottore (Alpha): ....
Il Dottore (Alpha): You're Disgusting Regrator.
Pantalone: ?!?!!???? IT WASN'T ME WHO STARTED IT!?!!
Columbina: I also Have no idea what could cause that...
Arlecchino: it should stay that way.
Capitano: isn't this a Professional groupchat?
La Signora: we established that it's no longer professional years ago...
Pierro: Correct, the day Ajax joins in
Tartaglia: you make it sounds like it's my fault you guys become unprofessional 👁️👄👁️
Capitano: Well...
Pierro: ..... I suppose...
La Signora: How do we say this...
Arlecchino: ....
Columbina: Hm....
Pantalone: 🚬👁️👁️
Sandrone: .... May...be???
Pulcinella: My Boy...
Tartaglia: The Tartaglia Hate is so real💔💔💔💔😔😭
Il Dottore: No one said they hate you, Dumbass.
Il Dottore: You started off with [My fucking ass is Blue.] Just minutes ago!
Columbina: You always started the strange conversation in the group...
Sandrone: like the strange little brother...
Tartaglia: THE HATE IS SO REAL 😭😭😭😭
Tartaglia: THAT'S IT I'M MOVING TO LIYUE! NONE OF YOU APPRICIATED ME!!!
La Signora: You're being dramatic
Il Dottore: NO ONE FUCKING SAID THEY HATE YOU, YOU BOTTOM GINGER MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Tsaritsa: what a beautiful day to be awake ^^
Pantalone: @Il_Dottore, I'm in one of my mood where when I see you I want to pin you to my desk and fuck you raw until you passed out
Il Dottore: ..... Ew????
Sandrone: NOT IN THE GROUPCHAT YOU FUCKED UP BITCH!!!
Sandrone: DISGUSTING!!!
Sandrone: HAVE SOME DECENCY!!!
Il Dottore: I am not associated with him and whatever he's going through-
Il Dottore (Zeta): wildest thing is... We're all getting tagged when you said that Feofan, You are @/ing ALL the Dottore in the chat
Il Dottore (Eta): I put this chat on mute wtf did I just got tagged too??
Il Dottore (Beta): Damn... No thanks though, I am not getting fucked anytime soon- the pain is not worth it
Il Dottore (Nu): I'm in the middle of surgery, Feofan- what???
Il Dottore (Gamma): This is why 8 and 6 is not allowed in the groupchat
Il Dottore (Alpha): You're disgusting.
Il Dottore (Alpha): Never tag Rho ever again, You'll corrupt him, you're lucky I'm the one holding his phone.
La Signora: RHO GOT TAGGED TOO??
La Signora: I'M WHOOPING YOUR ASS WHEN I SEE YOU, REGRATOR.
La Signora: I did not come back to life just to witness you trying to corrupt Rho!
Pantalone: In my defense... I did not realize it'll tag all the segments in the groupchat
Il Dottore: even so you STILL @/Me instead of @Il_Dottore_35??????
Pantalone: I'm not complaining- I'd take any Dottore.
Il Dottore: HELLO???
Il Dottore (Omega): @Regrator, that sounds hot.
Il Dottore: Do not encourage him.
Il Dottore (Omega): Pussy, you should've died years ago.
Tsaritsa: I have a complain too
Tsaritsa: 30 is mine, Thank you very much
Il Dottore (Alpha): ???
Il Dottore (Alpha): as your secretary right Lady Tsaritsa?
Tsaritsa: :)
Il Dottore (Alpha): .... I'm JUST your secretary RIGHT????
Tsaritsa: think whatever makes you feel good about yourself :)
Il Dottore (Alpha): ....
Il Dottore (Omicron): still should've just done it in personal chat, I dont need to see that, Regrator.
Sandrone: You're all a Bunch of Whore!
Pantalone: 😇
Sandrone: Especially you!
Sandrone: I'm blocking you!
Pantalone: I'm just a Man with a Dick 🚬
Il Dottore (Omega): He knows how to use it, I'll tell you that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Il Dottore (Alpha): and a habit of Slutting himself out, I'm blocking your number Feofan.
Pantalone: That's the 5th times this month you've blocking me and unblocking me for funds 💔
Il Dottore (Omega): Coming from the bitch that dress in skintight bodysuit and walk around like he's paid to look like a thirst trap for Others!
Il Dottore (Alpha): Shut up walking BDSM
Tartaglia: The difference between 35 and 30 Relationship with Pantalone is wild, And to think they're just 5 years apart-
Columbina: 5 years could do that to a person
Il Dottore: in my 30s it has been quite a interesting discovery of.... life choices.