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1. pain is cold water by maisiec33

   Fandoms: ER (TV 1994)  

   • Not Rated
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   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   13 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Peter Benton & John Carter
   • John Carter & Jing-Mei Chen
   • John Carter (ER TV 1994)
   • Peter Benton
   • Mark Greene (ER TV 1994)
   • Carol Hathaway
   • Susan Lewis (ER TV 1994)
   • John "Tag" Taglieri
   • Jing-Mei Chen
   • Bogdana "Bob" Livetsky Romansky
   • Doug Ross
   • Millicent Carter
   • Infection
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Whump
   • Pain
   • Sick Character
   • Caretaking
   • Fever
   • Major Illness
   • Hospitalization
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   O is for Osteomyelitis

   ***

   "You're just missing the parrot on your shoulder," Deb says, eyes glinting mischievously as she and John make their way down the hall. 

   "What?"

   She gestures to his leg, the one that's been bothering him. "You're limping like you've got a peg leg, but you won't be a fully fledged pirate until you've got a parrot on your shoulder."

   John rolls his eyes. Hobbles slightly more self-consciously. "Ha. Funny. Bruised my tibia, I think."

   OR

   Mark and Susan's prank in S1 E10 isn't as harmless as it seems.

   Series

   • Part 15 of The A-Z of Wyle Whump

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