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1. Google what to do when you accidentally hit a clown with a bat and now he’s kinda dead? by RemnantOfStars for thatsalaughandahalf

   Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   29 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Bruce Wayne & Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Trans Character(s)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Stephanie Brown
   • Barbara Gordon
   • Duke Thomas
   • Damian Wayne
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Dick Grayson
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Violence
   • Blood and Violence
   • Murder
   • Corpses
   • Corpse Desecration
   • Rated for Violence
   • Brutal Murder
   • Dead Joker (DCU)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack
   • Found Family
   • Crack and Angst
   • Dark Comedy
   • Comedy
   • Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent
   • Trans Male Character
   • No Romance
   • Aromantic
   • Asexual Character
   • Autism
   • Social Anxiety
   • Batfamily Dynamics (DCU)
   • Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • LGBTQ Themes
   • LGBTQ Character
   • Reincarnation
   • Panic Attacks
   • Sarcasm
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Anxiety
   • Depression
   • Dissociation
   • Character Death
   • Joker DIES in 4K GUYS
   • Neurodiversity
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Healing
   • Friendship
   • the tags are a bit dark but thats really just chap 1 hitting like a TRUCK because of the joker murder and cover up of said murder
   • Finn is a silly little guy i pinky promise he just had a bad day and a accidental murder
   • Accidental Death
   • Platonic Relationships

   Summary

   “Your bags?” Batman asked, his voice low and gravelly. Was he doing the voice on Finn? Why? Finn already knew he was a social mess of a man, he didn’t need the gravelly dark knight voice to attempt to say otherwise.

   Finn slowly handed over his backpack and duffel bag and then went to put his shoes on and froze, turning back around and flatly staring at both vigilante’s wearing shoes. Inside his house. For fucking shame.

   “You wore shoes inside my house.” Finn flatly said, disappointment coloring his voice.

   “Your priorities are so weird.” Red Robin mused, taking a sip from his death coffee. “Go put on yours so we can kidnap you.”

   Finn did and proceeded to get kidnapped.

   Finn just wanted to enjoy casual homeownership in Gotham City, of course the universe conspired against him and he accidentally killed a world renowned clown. The logs are NOT true, Finn did NOT do that shit on purpose your honor. Unfortunately for both Finn and the logs, the bats are ON the case.

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   English

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   Chapters:

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