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CHECK OUT THE FUCKIGN REPLIES IM CRYINGGGF whole thread is just ragebait😭😭😭
⏾ @enamourned · 6/11/2023
the starry night, 1889
oil-on-canvas
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@enamourned
the starry night, 1889
oil-on-canvas
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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this looks easy to paint
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3y
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you’re not an artist. you couldn’t even paint that in 100 lifetimes lol
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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it looks like a child painted it. is that even a famous painting?
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3y
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are u being fr man? this is one of the best paintings in the world. you couldn’t paint it in 1000 years
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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really? i still think i could do it in 20 minutes
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3y
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20 MINUTES? YOU THINK THAT TAKES 20 MINUTES? VAN GOGH TOOK WEEKS TO PAINT THAT, YOU IDIOT
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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van who?
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3y
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van gogh !! 🤦
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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van go where?
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3y
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Van Gogh IS THE NAME OF THE FUCKING ARTIST. HOW CAN IT BE SO HARD FOR YOU TO THINK
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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oohhhh the artist? i thought mona lisa painted it, or leonardo dicaprio, something like that
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3y
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ARE YOU STUPID? THEY AREN’T ARTISTS. LOOK IT UP.
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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but leonardo dicaprio is an artist. if he was in the titanic which took 7 months to film, it can take me 20 minutes to paint the blue thing
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3y
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NO. LITERALLY NO. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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@signcrushesmike · 3y
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nah lol i don't even like drawing
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will🍦saw ethel !!
@bestofwill
sorry but being lactose intolerant is just plain stupid it doesn't make any sense. weak asses in a literal sense just go build more tolerance. it’s a curable thing
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@signcrushesmike · 1y
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source?
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1y
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common sense
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@signcrushesmike · 1y
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that's not a source
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@signcrushesmike · 2y
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no one is forcing you to do this bro 😭🙏
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 2y
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no one is forcing you to do this bro 😭🙏
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@signcrushesmike · 2y
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damn bro stole my comment and got more likes. even stole the emojis too
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 2y
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damn bro stole my comment and got more likes. even stole the emojis too
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will🍦saw ethel !!
@bestofwill
if i were a girl by name would be willow and my @ would be willowby because of my last name and the ethel cain tether #metwt
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@signcrushesmike · 10m
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no one actually gives a gaf
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like this
will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3h
how do u get a hit tweet
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will🍦saw ethel !!
@bestofwill
I SPENT TWO WEEKS LOOKING FOR MY IPAD😭😭😭
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@signcrushesmike · 1m
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you aren’t getting the hit tweet bro 😭😭🙏🙏
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 30s
Replying to @signcrushesmike
get him yall #BTSARMY #barbz4life #barbz #nickiminaj #jimin #bts #taehyung #jungkook #BLACKPINK #beyhive #TaylorSwift #LGBTQ #gay #Queen #dojacat #MeganTheeStallion #kpop #womensrights #GenZ @ZohranKMamdani
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i like femboys
⛓️ @Cobra_Alpha · Nov 5
Femboys or Tomboys? 🔥🔥
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1m
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do they like you?
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@bestofwill
omg wait imagine being born on january 1st and having to wait for a whole year for ur bday
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@signcrushesmike · 3m
Replying to @bestofwill
i don’t know if you know this, but all of us wait a whole year to celebrate our birthdays
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1m
Replying to @signcrushesmike
nope if u are born in october, u only have to wait until october for ur bday, whereas if u are born on january 1st, u have to wait for a whole year
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@signcrushesmike
california is such an easy country to ragebait 😂✌️
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 2h
Replying to @signcrushesmike
california is a us state u dumdum
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@signcrushesmike · 1h
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what do you mean by us state? are we a california? you and i?
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1h
Replying to @signcrushesmike
omfg UNITED STATES
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@signcrushesmike · 49m
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what did the united nations state? i don’t think they have said anything
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@signcrushesmike
felt delete might cute later
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jane 𐙚 @whimsypeasy · 1h
Replying to @signcrushesmike
literally so babygirl
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@signcrushesmike · 1h
Replying to @whimsypeasy
thank u janie!! ^^
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lucas @novacanebaby · 1h
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this pic is so fuckin tuff man
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@signcrushesmike · 1h
Replying to @novacanebaby
on some real shit
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1h
Replying to @signcrushesmike
ok u can delete ts now
To: mike croomf lowkenuinely
Today 11:36 PM
u look good btw
whatt
thx i guess
that’s unexpected coming from you
istg if usethat one joke where u go ive seen str
but i’ve seen stranger things
FUCK
god
ok can u stop with the whole stranger things thing it doesnt even make any sense
no one gets the punch line
🫡
what u lack in brain cells u make up w ur handsome face
what
What?
😊
JS GIVING U WHAT U WANT TO HEAR NOW DELETE THE MF TWEET
jeez alright
who got your panties twisted
wanna untwist my panties urself?
Today 11:58 PM
why the fuck did u leave me on read
can’t take a joke smh
UH
bruh
?
srsly?
what was i supposed to say to that
haha
do i make u nervous?
will
what
i like a challenge
? lmao
challenge this
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@signcrushesmike
i have never seen snow in russia
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 13m
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huh what how
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@signcrushesmike · 4m
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never been in russia
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does it hurt to get a tattoo
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 3m
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depends on the area
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@signcrushesmike · 1m
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i’m from hawkins indiana
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@rjuvenille
wenclair is about to pull a korrasami trust
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@signcrushesmike · 2m
Replying to @rjuvenille
@bestofwill and i played these games before
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1m
Replying to @signcrushesmike
what the FUCK are you talking about
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@signcrushesmike · 1m
Replying to @bestofwill
you don’t wanna know… oh the horror… i’ve seen lots of strange things
@signcrushesmike
how it feels doing basic math when you’re genuinely an idiot
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1h
Replying to @signcrushesmike
anything thats not addiction or subtraction im OUT
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@signcrushesmike · 1h
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what kinda addiction are we talkin about?
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mike
will 🔆
hi
wanna play val tgt w lucas?
comp
currently 11-10
mike
you only look for me when you need a replacement
will 🔆
???
literally just a yes or no would do
mike
hahaha
just kidding, will
you hothead
will 🔆
yeah yeah whatever
r u joining or what
or we can just play genshin
mike
laterrr
i'm having lunch with my fam
will 🔆
okau
okay
how long?
NEW MESSAGE
mike
3 inch
why?
Message @mike
will🍦saw ethel !!
@bestofwill
gay oomf said he got dibs on me #WhatDatMean
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@signcrushesmike · 13m
Replying to @bestofwill
i didn’t call dibs on anything and i’m not gay either?
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 10m
Replying to @signcrushesmike
and ur not oomf either so why did u reply … if the shoe fits i guess
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@bestofwill
any oomfs here in architecture and is able to help me w my homework plzsss ill pay with nudes
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@signcrushesmike · 7m
Replying to @bestofwill
i’m in business not architecture therefore i can’t help you but you can just send me nudes <3
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 5m
Replying to @signcrushesmike
stfu i was askjng OOMFS and ur not even following me
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@signcrushesmike · 4m
Replying to @bestofwill
and that’s because you soft blocked me last night wtf???
@signcrushesmike · 30s
Replying to @bestofwill
hi, my dms are still open btw
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will🍦saw ethel !!
@bestofwill
genuine question why are egirls named lili lulu riri ruru nini nunu lala nana fifi kiki mimi
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@signcrushesmike · 2h
Replying to @bestofwill
tiki tiki tiki
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will🍦saw ethel !!
@bestofwill
if i catch u stealing u WILL die. idgaf if it’s a 15 cent candy. i will die for this establishment.
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@signcrushesmike · 1d
Replying to @bestofwill
you get paid a fart per hour btw
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will🍦saw ethel !! @bestofwill · 1d
Replying to @signcrushesmike
slow motion is better than no motion
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@signcrushesmike · 1d
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how about you shake that ass in slow motion
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To: mike croomf lowkenuinely
Sun, Jul 19 6:03 PM
hi bunny
is that you?
yes
ugly as hell
🖕