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It was a beautiful day outside!
Clear skies..
And heat that isn’t the deadly temperature Australia is stereotyped for!! Huzzah!!
Soon the little high school students woke up..
Gently, wrapped up in a soft embrace..
They sleepily pick up their phones,
And remember why they’re referred to as hellspawn.
“Manly”Citrus: IHATEYOU.
BIGRAWR: WELL NEXT TIME DONT STEEL MY MONOPOLY!!!!!!!111!!!!!111!!
Sillystar!?: Chloromethane. Give [ewwwww] ur 200 u landed on his property
BIGRAWR: NO. HES IN JAIL. IM NAWT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL >:C
Femboy: THATS NOT HOW YOU- PLAYYYYFYGEFIDUGUWEFSDGIY2WEUkgruwfgurwd
((Femboy sent a GIF of a cat exploding))
NOT.jennifer: Via…. why is @BIGRAWR screaming?
Via⋆˚꩜｡: STFU Jen. You don’t get to talk after stealing my LAST railroad.
BIGRAWR: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN.
Sillystar!?: ME TOO. U THINK I WANTED THIS???/!!!!??/???/?//1/1//1/
((Sillystar!? Sent a GIF of Siffrin ISAT in a blender))
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Yea… that was probably a normal scream.
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There weren’t really any school alarms at Chaos Campus (Not to be confused with university, it’s a highschool), besides in emergencies of course, so it really wasn’t surprising that over half of the school had watches.
That being said, Ari (they/them) did not have one. Instead, they looked at the little part of their laptop, which they definitely weren’t just reading suzelle smut on, with the time on it. 08:09. Soon someone would arrive,
On cue-
“Hey homo!!” An emo with purple hair and a giant ass bow came from around the corner.
Ari immediately tried to head to Coles, but fate had other plans.
“So. Before anything I mayyyy or may not have figured out how to Breaking Bad crack and HRT….!”
What the f-
By the time the rest of the friend group found the two autists (autistic artists), they were several joints in and actively selling tonnes of substances to edgy children with medium sized wallets.
Definitely not like the femboy changed the drugs to chalk dust earlier to keep profits up…
WAITWAITWAIT-
Well Ari’s dead.
Yeah.
Ok.
Ok WTF.
The group decides to blame the gardener’s vehicle.
“It’ll be okay my pawns… I will return soon… to fulfil my fate of strapping all the hot fictional characters… Higuchi bsd here I come!....’
All of a sudden, femboy can feel a sharp pain in his titties…It’s a fetus!! But with a shockingly similar voice to Ari’s..
“Abort me! Abort me!” it yells, punching his internal lining.
Only one person could do this…that’s right, everyone used the magic of W.D Gaster Deltarune to reincarnate Ari into Harold's (Any/All) pussy.
“Fear not, I will give you an in-depth tutorial on how to abort a fetus, using my extensively researched knowledge on DIY abortions.”
((Quick interruption- Ari takes no legal responsibility if performing an abortion with this information goes wrong. Do your own research and consider the fact that coathanger abortions are dangerous and will cause more harm than good. Thank you))
Out of the blue W.D GASTER from the hit game Deltarune appears, holding a coathanger.
“♒︎♏︎●︎●︎□︎ ♐︎♏︎❍︎♌︎□︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ◆︎⬧︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♍︎□︎♋︎⧫︎ ♒︎♋︎■︎♑︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♋︎♌︎□︎❒︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ♐︎□︎♏︎⧫︎◆︎⬧︎📬︎ ♐︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎”
Harold nods, letting Gaster bring the coathanger between his legs… The little fetus speaks, its voice being projected like a microphone between his pussy lips,
“And now, my tutorial on how to abort!!! Start by preparing the coathanger. While it obviously won’t be as sterile as a typical medical instrument, still clean it. Then, quickly thrust the coathanger between the legs” The fetus suddenly developed decent vocabulary for someone who had never gotten an education…
Breaking the fetus’ speech, Harold's screams exploded as Gaster shoved it through.
“Aa…aaaaaaaaa”
“Next! Shove it around a lil, will ya? But do be careful, pushing too hard will break the delicate barrier and cause internal bleeding”
Gaster uses his green hand and gently pushes around, taking a moment to ensure the femboy’s uterus wasn’t fully wrecked. With that, he grunts loudly and violently shits out the fetus.
“♒︎□︎⬥︎ ♓︎■︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎…. ✋︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ❍︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♐︎□︎♏︎⧫︎◆︎⬧︎📪︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ❒︎♏︎⧫︎◆︎❒︎■︎ ✌︎❒︎♓︎🕯︎⬧︎ ⬧︎□︎◆︎●︎ ♓︎■︎ ♋︎ ♐︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎♒︎ ❖︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎●︎📬︎ …”
Everyone nods, and hands over the Ari-fetus to Gaster in return for the most ‘amazon’ person in this group back (Ari obv)
But, something awful has happened…we don't have a vessel..!
So that means we put Ari in the JAR.
THE GOON JAR.
And then everyone gooned into the jar to feed Ari also remembering they still need to play guess the Goon!Flavour.
Soon, like the special creature Ari was, they grew to be Ari-sized (super tall like skyscraper level like 6 '7) and gained full sentience (not any form of mental disorder).
Everyone decided to go back to their usual activities and NEVER talk about this again.
Everyone will go back.
Sleep.
Wake up.
And see the hellish server they call their own once again.
Wait why is Ari in a la-