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Summary:

KillerQueen: Is This Thing On

PrinceRalsei: I think it looks right this time!

KillerQueen: Good That Sent

KillerQueen: The Code is: Stable

KillerQueen: For Now

KillerQueen: Reasons You Should Praise Me:

KillerQueen: My Idea To Turn Our Castles Spare Tower Into A Local Transfer WiFi Tower Worked

KillerQueen: Castletown Resident Happiness Will Increase 300% Now That They Can Argue With Eachother Online

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AKA: Queen gave Castletown access to group chats and now its everyone’s problem.

A Deltarune chatfic where I put a bunch of darkners in an enclosure and see how they interact. Will eventually contain Spamtenna and Seamvil and maybe Krusielle.

Notes:

Hi Hello I decided there was a tragic lack of Deltarune chatfics and then I wrote 4000 words in 2 days.
I do have something that resembles a plan, but I am really just making this up as I go and the plotlines are spawning themselves. I have no idea how this is gonna end up or how long it'll be. We get to find out together!

This takes place in-between Chapters 3 and 4, but don’t worry! Time shall move! At some point!

Chapter one is basically just a prologue, subsequent chapters will be a bit longer and have more going on.

Username index will be in the end notes to avoid clutter, but I think they are mostly self-explanatory.

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

KillerQueen created new group

KillerQueen changed chat name to Test 14

KillerQueen added PrinceRalsei

 

KillerQueen: Is This Thing On

PrinceRalsei: I think it looks right this time!

KillerQueen: Good That Sent

KillerQueen: The Code is: Stable

KillerQueen: For Now

KillerQueen: Reasons You Should Praise Me:

KillerQueen: My Idea To Turn Our Castles Spare Tower Into A Local Transfer WiFi Tower Worked

KillerQueen: Castletown Resident Happiness Will Increase 300% Now That They Can Argue With Each other Online

PrinceRalsei: It will??? Arguing sounds counterproductive to happiness?

KillerQueen: Yes

KillerQueen: Trust Me Im A Computer

PrinceRalsei: Well, they can do more than just argue! I think facilitating more methods of communicating between residents like this will be really helpful in getting darkners from different worlds to talk to each other more!

PrinceRalsei: Although we're going to have to figure out how to make sure everyone has access to a phone and knows how to use it…

KillerQueen: Oh I Already Did That LOL

KillerQueen: My Swatchlings Finished Giving Them Out Already

PrinceRalsei: To everyone?!

KillerQueen: IDK If Someone Was Too Slow To Get One Then It Is Not: My Problem

KillerQueen: Anyway

 

KillerQueen added PerfectPalette, Order_Order, and several others

KillerQueen changed chat name to My Loyal Peons

 

KillerQueen: OK I Am Claiming This Chat As The Official Cool Cyber World Chat

KillerQueen: Fluffy Boy You Can Stay Because You Are My Peon

KillerQueen: But You Must Make A New Group For: Less Cool People

PrinceRalsei: Oh okay.

PerfectPalette: Greetings My Lady. I see you have succeeded in your most recent project, as should be expected.

KillerQueen: Hi Swatchy Isnt This Great I Missed Being Able To @everyone

PerfectPalette: I am happy for you My Lady.

Order_Order: Ah, I understand. This is the purpose of our new devices.

Order_Order: It shall be much easier to keep the assorted staff in order now that we have a communal chat again.

 


 

PrinceRalsei created new group

PrinceRalsei changed chat name to Bosses and Leaders

PrinceRalsei added KillerQueen, LANCER, and several others

 

PrinceRalsei: Hello all! Queen was able to get a functional chatting system set up! I hope you're having an okay time using it. We put this together with the hope that it would help people get to know eachother more! I'd appreciate if you would help your World's citizens to adjust, if necessary.

PrinceRalsei: @DazzlingDewdrop @SublimeSunshine I understand that Mr. Tenna has declined to use the phone he was given and is still recovering from his injuries, so I hope you don't mind being added in his place!

SublimeSunshine: Not at all! Poor Tenna's never had much luck when it comes to modern technology.

DazzlingDewdrop: We're happy to help out! Especially after everything you and the Lightners did for Tenna.

PrinceRalsei: please don't thank me…

PrinceRalsei: I mean, really, it was Susie and a darkner friend of ours who did the real work! I just cast some healing spells, that's all.

DazzlingDewdrop: Of course! You all deserve credit. While they were… odd, your friend was an enormous help!

SublimeSunshine: They don't look like any darker we've seen before, though I suppose they somewhat resembled a toy. are they from Card Kingdom?

LANCER: toogryhpastge biioy!!1

LANCER: HELOLO0

PrinceRalsei: um??

KillerQueen: Lancer Sweetiepie

KillerQueen: While Your Dexterity Is Very Impressive

KillerQueen: It Will Probably Be Easier To Type If You Use Your Fingers Not Your Tongue

KillerQueen: You Do You Tho LOL

LANCER: oh ok!

LANCER: Thanks Girldad!

LANCER: Hello toothpaste boy and new friends!

DazzlingDewdrop: Hello Lancer! You must be the Card Kingdom prince that I've seen playing with the Lightners.

LANCER: YES! That's me! I'm the round bouncy one!

LANCER: I'm in charge now because my Dad was a big meanie

LANCER: wait hold on!!

 

LANCER added BestKing

 

PrinceRalsei: oh… I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

PrinceRalsei: Hey wait! Queen you gave the prisoner a phone?? Why would you do that?!

BestKing: What the hell is this

KillerQueen: Relax Riley What Is He Going To Do Send Evil Memes?

KillerQueen: That Sounds Hilarious Actually

KillerQueen: @BestKing You Should Do that Also Your Username Sucks

BestKing: What the fuck is a meme?

BestKing: My username is accurate

LANCER: Hi Dad! Now you can do Boss Stuff without going outside and being evil!

PrinceRalsei: I suppose… exposure to better examples couldn't hurt?

BestKing: What, pal around with a bunch of lightener loving idiots? No.

BestKing: Will we be having a slumber party and braiding each others hair next?

BestKing: How do I leave this?

LANCER: Can we braid my hair??

 


 

PrinceRalsei created a new group

PrinceRalsei changed chat name to Castletown Community Chat

PrinceRalsei set all permissions to Moderator Only

PrinceRalsei added KillerQueen, LANCER and several others

KillerQueen added Nubert, Order_Order and several others

LANCER added DukeOfPuzzles, SeamNotSeam and several others

SublimeSunshine added BehindTheBar, MikeThatsRight and several others

 

PrinceRalsei: Hello everyone! As I'm sure many of you know by now, Queen of Cyber World has created this system to talk to people online. I hope this might be a way for people to make friends and communicate, even with darkners from a different World than your own! Please be kind to each other and contact someone labelled as a moderator if you need help. This chat is for general use, but you are all free to make your own groups with old and new friends!

SeamNotSeam: Oh? How unexpected… I think this will certainly prove to be very interesting indeed.

Notes:

Usernames:
Queen - KillerQueen
Ralsei - PrinceRalsei
Swatch (He/They) - PerfectPalette
Tasque Manager - Order_Order
Lancer - LANCER
Elnina - DazzlingDewdrop
Lanino - SublimeSunshine
Nubert - Nubert
Mike (shared account) - MikeThatsRight
Ramb - BehindTheBar
Rouxls Kaard - DukeOfPuzzles
Seam - SeamNotSeam