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1. Friday Fuckery by PunkyScyhsMoar

   Fandoms: Postal (Movie 2007), Postal (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, F/F
   • Work in Progress

   12 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/Original Character(s)
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • Sparrow (OC)
   • Inspired by Freaky Friday (2003)
   • Resurrection
   • Ghosts
   • Crying for a Dukkake
   • crackfic
   • Tags May Change
   • accidental cannibalism
   • Bad Writing
   • Rape/Non-con Elements
   • Possession
   • Forced Masturbation
   • Rebirth
   • Self-cest
   • Because of Reasons
   • Masturbation
   • Original Character-centric
   • Black Character(s)
   • Fuck Jamie Lee Curtis too
   • Sabotage
   • Absurd
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Ed Sheeran is a PUSSY
   • Human Experimentation
   • Character Turned Into a Ghost
   • Fuck AI
   • Genderfluid Character
   • Sharing a Body
   • Bodyswap
   • Body Worship
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • Paranoia
   • Time Blindness
   • genderfluidity
   • Quickies
   • Coitus Interruptus
   • Medicinal Drug Use
   • Marijuana
   • Temporary Changes to Gender or Sex
   • Changes to Gender or Sex
   • Gender Identity

   Summary

   Dude was supposed to be long gone after the bombing of Paradise, right? Yeah... BUT! After an anonymous request was made to revive The Postal Dude, Sparrow is tasked with bringing him back to life.

   However, after a messy slip-up thanks to her incompetent assistant Berenice, Sparrow has herself one of those damn days in the process. And Dude is right there for it all.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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