Chapter Text
"Izuku, your alters are so scary," Katsuki shuttered on their way to school.
"What? No, they're not! They're so cool," Izuku smiled brightly. He'd spent the entire weekend bonding with the boys and trying to figure out their limits. Blue was by far overpowered, Red was mediocre, and Gold was just sad.
"One acts just like me, one chewed your mother out with a smile, and the other took down a villain All Might was trying to catch. That's fucking weird," Katsuki deadpanned.
"Knock it off! They can hear you, ya know?" Izuku gasped, offendedly.
"You think I'm fucking scared of them?" Katsuki glared, marching up to Izuku and grabbing his face and yelling at him, "Listen up brain fuckers. I'm not fucking scared of you chumps,".
"Katsuki! Stop shaking my head," Izuku whined, trying to pull away from Katsuki, "Red said stop or he's gonna bite you,".
"Oh, I'm so scared. Big scary Izuku is gonna bite me," Katsuki mocked.
Izuku glared at him and then huffed. He grabbed Katsuki's arm and bit him.
Katsuki stared at the bite mark.
"You're so fucking dumb," Katsuki sighed, walking ahead of Izuku.
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" You've got this Zu! We'll be making waves of progress in no time!" Gold cheered, nudging Blue with his elbow, "Get it, waves. Cuz we're at the beach. I'm such a comedian it's painful,".
Blue sighed, "Please be careful Izuku, the water over there is probably gross and full of bacteria and trash. Oh goodness please get out of it,".
"But Blue! We're so close! Did you not see that big wave we just made?" Izuku huffed.
"Yeah, you heard that little guy," Red gruffed.
"Hm, he's right, they're really good, but it just feels like something is missing," Gold muttered.
"I hope you're not thinking what I just thought..." Blue frowned.
"Good to know we're on the same wavelength," Gold smiled widely.
If Red can't use his quirk well then what better way to fix that then through a little tough love?
"Oh Kacchan dear~" Gold sang out, waving to Bakugou who was practicing some flight moves on the other side of the beach.
"What the fuck do you want?" Katsuki shouted.
"Nothing much, just come over here," Gold smiled wider.
"Gold please don't," Blue muttered.
"Alright I'm here, what the hell do you want, I was kinda in the middle of so-" Katsuki was cut off by a slap, "What the hell?!".
"Gold what was that for, Kacchan are you okay?" Izuku yelled from the water.
"Oh just you wait for the real kicker," Gold snickered.
"That was lame..." Blue groaned, shoving his face in his hands.
Gold just snorted before turning towards Katsuki and roundhouse kicking him in the face.
"Holy shit my nose! What was that for?!" Katsuki shouted, holding his nose, and rolling on the ground.
"Oh my Goodness, Kacchan are you okay," Izuku shouted out, moving towards Bakugou.
"Hold you horses, Izuku," Red sighed, grabbing Izuku's shoulder and pulling him back to the water.
"Hey no! Let me go! What if Kacchan is hurt?!"Izuku squeaked, pulling against Red.
"I don't know, is he?" Red sighed.
"He is now!" Gold said, cheerfully kneeing Kacchan in the Weiner.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?" Katsuki shouted.
"For that, duh," Gold said, flapping his hand toward where Izuku and Red were to see a moderately sized tsunami forming.
"It worked.... but at what cost?" Blue shuttered, looking at the murderous look on Izuku's face.
"Hell Yeah! You show em kid!" Red cheered.
Izuku blinked, looking back at Red's quirk that was finally active, "Oh,".
"That wasn't even all because you wanted to protect Katsuki! You just wanted to kill them! Go you, I didn't know you had it in you!".
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"Um, Blue how do we even test this out? You can't read the others minds can you?" Izuku asked.
"We can use Katsuki.... If he's okay with that. You don't have to but Izuku would probably appreciate it..." Blue suggested.
"Whatever, yeah I'll do it," Katsuki grumbled, 'reluctant' to help.
"Woohoo! Test dummy Katsuki! Test dummy Katsuki!" Gold cheered.
"Shut up," Katuski groaned walking over to blue, "Alright, what do you fuckers want me to do,".
"Um, think of a few numbers, Any numbers you want," Blue suggested, me and Izuku will try to guess,".
"Alright," Katsuki agreed, crossing his arms and waiting for them to guess.
"6?"
"no"
"10?"
"87?"
"no"
"9753"
"no."
"...5?"
"No".
"This... this isn't working," Blue said, his lip trembling.
"No, no. You're getting somewhere," Red said.
"B-but, it's not working and Katsuki's gonna get annoyed with me," Blue said, voice cracking.
"Oh no! Blue don't cry, you'll make me cry!" Izuku said frowning, "C'mon one more try!"
"Okay..." Blue sniffled, "672?"
"...no".
And with that the damn broke. And Izuku broke with it.
"No don't cry Blue!" Izuku sniffled.
"I can't help it, it's my whole personality," Blue sniffled out.
"But now I'm gonna have to cry with you," Izuku said, tears pouring out of his eyes.
And then they both sat there crying, Katsuki looked uncomfortable.
"Um..." Katsuki butted in.
"Katsuki, I'm so sorry we're holding you back from the newest episode of Riverdale, we're trying so hard to read your mind... and- and it's not working," Blue sobbed, hugging Izuku tightly.
"I... didn't say anything about Riverdale," Katsuki said, looking at the crying mess infront of him.
"Yes you did, you said Can't believe these damn nerds are crying so hard that I'm gonna miss Riverdale " Blue recited.
"You're kidding," Katsuki gaped.
"Aha! I Knew it was working!" Gold cheered, jumping up in spot.
"Why are you all like this..." Red mumbled.
"What? What is it?" Blue and Izuku asked.
"You read Katsuki's mind without even trying," Gold smiled.
Blue and Izuku stared blankly at them, "Ooooooooooh,".
"Can you guess my number now?" Katsuki asked, a proud smile on his face.
"Umm... Is it 'fuck you'?" Blue asked.
"Katsuki! That's not even a number you jerk!"