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where dave takes a little while to figure things out and gamzee is a cliche bad guy and karkat is adorable and yells. mostly fluff. vague on the plot. sprinkles of smut.
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- Part 1 of have the time of your life.
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A doomed timeline AU. Instead of trolling John, Karkat finds himself scrolling through Dave's entire timeline. He is horrified by what he finds, and ends up in a pseudo-friendship with somewhat reluctant Dave. The story spans the rest of this timeline- Dave and Karkat's budding internet romance, the beta kids becoming friends, the start of SBURB, and, eventually, all of them realizing that Dave and Karkat's diversion from the Alpha Timeline has doomed them all.
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Unfortunately, you don't fancy your brother's suggestion on how to break the news to John...
There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to just tell him.*Now with gorgeous art by the wonderful Polyglotplatypus!*
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- Part 1 of Choose your own Epilogue
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Karkat asks Dave for an impromptu anatomy lesson. They both forget that it was meant to be strictly educational.
(This is extremely NSFW. Uncensored, smutty, and graphic. Hope you enjoy!)
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The DJ got me falling in love again (love again) by ToBurnAllTheEmpires for godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2026
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look what can i say, i saw those humongous tits of yours on your profile pic and i HAD to shoot my shot, dude
Karkat Vantas downloaded Grindr as a joke, and while he keeps getting messages asking to hook up, he has never decided to actually give anyone a shot. Until now, that is.
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a detailed and poetic physical threat to executive producer dick wolf by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Apr 2020
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Usually, when you kiss Karkat, it goes pretty okay.
Really.
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The road to recovery is full of potholes and paved with good intentions. Starring Dave, his boyfriend, his brother, his sister, and his dead brother's ghost.
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- Part 2 of The Learning Curve
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Dave is so touch-starved that he flinches away when anyone tries to touch him. He hires a professional cuddler in an effort to work past his issues.
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Trickster Dave is a god damn treasure and no one can tell me otherwise.
Some scenes from the Rosemary wedding, but really, this is about Dave being high on cherub candy and really, really, really wanting his boyfriend to fuck him. (Not intended to be dubcon, but if you have issues with altered mental states or pushy partners in the context of an established relationship it might be not great for you! Take care.)
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Karkat POV. Extremely self-indulgent meteor PWP. I wanted to write something sickeningly sweet for today, exactly one year since DaveKat was confirmed in canon.
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Self Sabotage And Other Symptoms Of A Damaged Soul by LandOfMistAndSecrets
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Mar 2017
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Ok so everyone knows Dave and Dirk had a long amazing talk that presumably ended with Dave asking him for advice on the Being Not Straight stuff. My problem is, Dave also spent three years with his gloriously gay twin sister on a fucking space rock while he was right in the middle of coming to terms with all this stuff. So I wrote this mostly to reconcile the gap I think exists there, with a bunch of other Dave centric stuff thrown in with it.
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Dave can definitely survive three years on this rock with no one but his sister and a pack of aliens. Even if those aliens don't have Alphas and Omegas and don't smell like anything at all. It's cool. Dave's cool. He can do this. It's only three years. He's sure he can get through a few heats alone.
There might just be one little snag with that - y'see, he's still bonded to a dead man.
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- Part 5 of Smells Like Belonging
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TT: Wait a moment.
TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
TG: what are you talking about
EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
EB: dave is that… blood?Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.
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Due to a seizure, Karkat Vantas now has to learn how to live his life with two speech aphasia. He goes to therapy three times a week, suffers from awful headaches, and tries to avoid people as much as possible.
Due to a traumatic experience, Dave Strider refuses to use his words, preferring to relay his snarky comments and witty banter through sign language and typing on his phone.
They meet in a waiting room.
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.
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- Part 1 of A Little Off the Top
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You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up.
You were five. First year of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result.
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>Dave: survive three years on this rock by MadSeason (naive_wanderer)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Aug 2020
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Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.
TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.Well, it's a bit more than that.
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Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide by sicklekind
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Sep 2015
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A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.
Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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Despite all of the storied and dramatic events in her life, Rosalind Lalonde did not expect to be woken up at three AM by her brother messaging her about a strange artefact that appeared on his bathroom floor.
She certainly didn’t expect it to actually exist, nor expect it to act as a portal to drop them on some far-off alien planet filled with the same species of creature she had devoted her entire life to defeating.
Nor did she particularly think they would insist they are ‘revolutionaries,’ and, as a consequence, more or less on their ‘side’ on the whole ‘overthrowing the established government and defeating Her Imperious Condescension.’
Or educate ‘low and midbloods’ on the simple concept of ‘friendship and not murdering each other,’ depending on who specifically she asked.
And now she appears to have caught some sort of alien virus that is making her itch and smell strange.
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At least David is having fun.
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