Best of Lambert
Lambert Lambert, what a fucking cutie and I will not hear a word against him. These are all my favorite stories with Lambert. He is usually the main character and some type of queer. I have a personal weakness for anytime he is gender nonconforming and love AUs. This is a multiship collection.
Also I have never played a Witcher video game, because I am not a video game person. So in my mind, every Lambert just looks like Paul Bullion. Your mileage may vary. Some of the stories are clearly based on Lambert from the games, but I still imagine him as a redhead.
But I love the idea of a prickly, complicated, fiercely loyal, and secretly soulful little dufus.
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The Griffin School mages wanted perfect gentle knights...which resulted in some odd and distinctly uncomfortable side effects.
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Your Heartbeat Next To Mine by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Nov 2024
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Aiden has been head over heels for his Wolf for a long time, but Lambert has never shown any signs of wanting to do more than cuddle, so that's what Aiden will do, and happily.
But when Lambert admits to wanting more...well, Aiden will be glad to provide that, too.
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Slow Blinking (Falling Fast) by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Oct 2024
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For Cats, a slow blink means something very specific.
For Wolves, it means they're fucking tired, alright?
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Wasn't Looking But I Found You Anyway by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Jul 2024
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Against his better judgement, Lambert buys a Cat witcher at an auction. He's intending to either kill the Cat - if it turns out he was involved in the Tournament - or let him go free. But of course it turns out to be a little more complicated than that.
Aiden is not expecting to be rescued by a very grumpy Wolf, but really, he's not complaining.
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Catch a Wolf by the Tail by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Nov 2023
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Lambert, a warrior in the service of little Princess Cirilla, is captured by a notorious pirate. He expects to be tortured to force him to betray the princess's location. He's not expecting the pirate to offer him a deal that might just let him stay unhurt and keep his oath...
And the pirate is not expecting Lambert's talent at improvising plans even in the strangest of circumstances.
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Thirty-One Days of Decembert (2020) by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
31 Dec 2020
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You read that title correctly.
It's thirty-one short stories - seven a week - based around our most beloved asshole. There's fluff, smut, angst and everything in between. We both hate December (and the winter), so he and I are working through this one together.
There's a chapter for every week, and a small contents at the start of each chapter so you can CTRL+F to reach a prompt.
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“My point is,” Lambert mutters before Geralt has a chance to open his mouth, “that love is a fucking idiotic concept, and that I’d rather die than be forced to feel my knees quiver and my lips break into a smile whenever I see him or whatever the fuck the ballads tell you is supposed to happen when you love someone.”
He uncorks a bottle and drinks straight from it.
Geralt blinks.
“But Jaskier isn’t a whore!” he mumbles. “He’s just… Very easy with his affections.”
“We know he is, Wolf. We know,” Eskel nods solemnly, patting the big man’s back.
Vesemir sighs again and exchanges a look with the only one of his sons who isn’t a complete idiot and drunk out of his mind.
They are both aware of the fact that no matter what he says and how much he hates the concept of love, a part of Lambert really wishes to find someone who could make him smile. (As opposed to Eskel, who has no problem with the concept of love, as long as it stays the fuck away from him personally, thank you very much.)
“Ssstupid,” Lambert hisses when he puts down the bottle. A second later, he slides down underneath the table and starts snoring.
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Cabinet of Curiosities by aleatory_fox, round_robin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
20 Nov 2020
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It's roughly one hundred years after the Battle of Kaer Morhen - give or take, Geralt's lost count - Nilfgaard won the war, bringing the Continent under its iron rule. The creatures and beasts Geralt once hunted are now mere playthings for the rich and powerful. And the most interesting creature of all? Witchers.
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The Heart Is A Muscle And I Want To Make It Strong by eomer_eadig
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
18 Apr 2023
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