Most Insane Fanfics I’ve Ever Read
In no particular order, the Most Insane Fanfics I’ve Ever Read are listed here. This list is non-exhaustive.
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Harry finally kicks the bucket thanks to Vernon—who just. wouldn’t. quit. beating him.
Enter Death, who’s honestly over this whole “reaping souls” gig and just wants to retire in peace. So, they cut a deal: Harry gets a do-over, but heads up—one day, he’s taking over the Grim Reaper gig. No pressure.Of course, Death turns everything into a twisted little game where Harry levels up with powers he sorta, kinda can control. Fun!
Throw in a ridiculously hot dude with an aura so dark it practically screams come hither—try resisting that, I dare you.
Oh, and shocker: Harry actually finds some adults who don’t suck. Weird, right?
Meanwhile, Dumb-as-door is the kind of asshole who puts Ron Weasley to shame. Seriously, how does he keep being such a pain?
And Death? Babe, she’s a total diva.
Let me know if you want me to crank the sass up even more!
[Edited: 18/07/2025]
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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Bookmarked by lauxesa
19 Nov 2025
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this makes my top 10 most insane fics i’ve ever read list. incredible and unbelievable. great work!!
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Dear Penpal,
I’m James T. Kirk. The T stands for Tiberius. My teacher said we have to write our full names. But I go by Jim and not JamesTo Jim.
Hello. My name is Sch’nn T’Gai Spock. My name is unpronounceable to most humans, so you may call me SpockJim and Spock meet as children and become penpals and friends. When things begin going wrong, will they find their way back to each other?
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This Is (Still) Not an Exit by Garfield (VirtualBirthdayParty)
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
13 Aug 2022
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"I drip with the blood of my own desecrated corpse, shambling like living dead from a movie. on The Patty Winters show today she got naked and fucked a sobbing three-eyed freak. I recorded it. I swear to god, I recorded it, but when I watched it back, it only played infomercials. Potty putter. So you can play Golf while taking a hefty shit. I thought it was so funny I laughed and laughed and then slammed my face against the wall until it bled.
I am alone. Nobody in the street- they’re all faceless, faceless. I’m not quite sure where I am. Suddenly there’s Luis Carruthers, before me. At first he doesn’t have a face either, then it comes into view, strained with pain like a woman being murdered."
Luis makes a fatal misunderstanding.
So does Bateman.
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14 Jan 2025
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incredible fic, 10/10
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Brozone & Acquaintances: Fame and Blunders (The Rise And Fall, The Epic Highs And Lows Of Trolltwt) by HostileMuppet, Squirrelpatties
Fandoms: Trolls (DreamWorks Movies)
11 Sep 2024
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An absurdist modern epic satirising celebrity culture of both the real world and online varieties. A serial drama focusing on themes of family and conflict, not unlike Game of Thrones (but with zero incest). A classic of the internet era. Voted *THE* Pro-Life Floyd fic one week running.
"Excellent twitter drama AU here folks. The tea is so delicious, gobbled it" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Laughed out loud several times. Light, absurdist, an in progress runaway train that’s on fire. The passengers are eating each other. It’s fantastic." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"A work that is beautiful and poignant to the chronically online. I do think floyd could be pro abortion tho just give him time" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"i am in shock. i am astounded. i am laughing my ass off but absolutely baffled so it's kinda hurting my face. i feel like i ran into a glass wall and got the wind knocked out of me." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Hmmm. TDAU is just. Ummm. I don't know. I'm just a bit um. Speechless. It's good, definitely better than most troll fics, but just um. Hm. It's interesting definitely. It's really uhm uh huh." - ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"you are insane i need you locked up and put in a box floating down the river. ok onto chapter 2" - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Series
- Part 1 of Twitter Drama AU (Fame & Blunders)