Numpties
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We Shall Be Safe by WistfulWhimsy for argumentativeantitheticalg
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Jan 2025
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While on a mission, Simon finds an abandoned baby and has no choice but to bring her home. Meanwhile, Baz is abandoned in his own way, waiting for someone to save him. Eventually, all of them will find the love they deserve—though there will be passive-aggressive niceties, parenting insecurities, and unresolved trauma along the way. Luckily, they have each other.
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Baz gets kidnapped, but not by Numpties. Luckily, there's a certain golden boy waiting beneath the waves.
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- Part 12 of Miri's Carry On Countdown 2024
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Sixty-One New Messages by annabellelux for thedaggerrose (blessedfetish)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
07 May 2020
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It's the summer before eighth year and Simon Snow is terribly bored. That is, until he finds his old Black Berry buried at the bottom of his backpack. And sure, Baz Pitch's might be the only saved number he can message... but then again, why not check in on him? Just to make sure he's not plotting. And maybe to ask his opinion on how mermaids pee.
Sworn enemies can text, right?
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Baz loses his shadow by Shadows11
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
31 Mar 2025
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It was weird. More than weird, it was wrong.
Simon Snow was not following me.
I took a slow turn about the catacombs, sniffing the air, trying to find some hint of cinnamon and smoke.
But only cold damp algae and the pungent scent of rat blood filled my nose.
What the hell was going on?
Where is the obnoxious prat?
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'Baz's shadow' that was Simon's nickname for years. Except now it isn't quite so true, and Baz is surprised to realize that he misses his shadow more than he thought. Simon had his reasons for following Baz, except maybe those reasons weren't what he thought they were.Complete with a smutty epilogue XD
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Dream with Eyes Open by KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
22 Sep 2020
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Simon is worried about what Baz might get up to all summer long without Simon there to keep an eye on him.
Penny says, “You wage psychological warfare on yourself so much, Baz doesn’t have to plot anything. You do all the work for him.”
Which is ridiculous.
All Simon wants is to plague Baz with thoughts of him, give Baz a taste of his own medicine.
All Simon wants is to be on Baz's mind so much, he can’t focus. Can’t work on coming up with a spell to end Simon. Can’t plot a political coup.
All Simon wants is for Baz to not get any fucking reprieve from Simon all summer.
Is that too much to ask?
But psychological warfare is a tricky thing...
Merlin knows Simon's summers in the care home are awful as is. This year is made worse than usual thanks to the after-effects of a spell gone awry.
The days are so hard, but the nights...?
Well, the nights are something else entirely.