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We Shall Be Safe by WistfulWhimsy for argumentativeantitheticalg
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Jan 2025
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While on a mission, Simon finds an abandoned baby and has no choice but to bring her home. Meanwhile, Baz is abandoned in his own way, waiting for someone to save him. Eventually, all of them will find the love they deserve—though there will be passive-aggressive niceties, parenting insecurities, and unresolved trauma along the way. Luckily, they have each other.
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Baz gets kidnapped, but not by Numpties. Luckily, there's a certain golden boy waiting beneath the waves.
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- Part 12 of Miri's Carry On Countdown 2024
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Sixty-One New Messages by annabellelux for thedaggerrose (blessedfetish)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
07 May 2020
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It's the summer before eighth year and Simon Snow is terribly bored. That is, until he finds his old Black Berry buried at the bottom of his backpack. And sure, Baz Pitch's might be the only saved number he can message... but then again, why not check in on him? Just to make sure he's not plotting. And maybe to ask his opinion on how mermaids pee.
Sworn enemies can text, right?
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Baz loses his shadow by Shadows11
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
31 Mar 2025
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It was weird. More than weird, it was wrong.
Simon Snow was not following me.
I took a slow turn about the catacombs, sniffing the air, trying to find some hint of cinnamon and smoke.
But only cold damp algae and the pungent scent of rat blood filled my nose.
What the hell was going on?
Where is the obnoxious prat?
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'Baz's shadow' that was Simon's nickname for years. Except now it isn't quite so true, and Baz is surprised to realize that he misses his shadow more than he thought. Simon had his reasons for following Baz, except maybe those reasons weren't what he thought they were.Complete with a smutty epilogue XD
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Dream with Eyes Open by KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
22 Sep 2020
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Simon is worried about what Baz might get up to all summer long without Simon there to keep an eye on him.
Penny says, “You wage psychological warfare on yourself so much, Baz doesn’t have to plot anything. You do all the work for him.”
Which is ridiculous.
All Simon wants is to plague Baz with thoughts of him, give Baz a taste of his own medicine.
All Simon wants is to be on Baz's mind so much, he can’t focus. Can’t work on coming up with a spell to end Simon. Can’t plot a political coup.
All Simon wants is for Baz to not get any fucking reprieve from Simon all summer.
Is that too much to ask?
But psychological warfare is a tricky thing...
Merlin knows Simon's summers in the care home are awful as is. This year is made worse than usual thanks to the after-effects of a spell gone awry.
The days are so hard, but the nights...?
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Baz has a nightmare, Simon comforts him
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Your Fragile Bones Are Mine by artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Mar 2024
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The grounds around the gates of Watford are burnt. The dining hall stinks of magick. It's three months since the tumultuous end of seventh year—one lonely summer, and six more weeks in a lonelier room—and Baz is finally back. And Simon needs to know why.
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Baz has been missing for two and a half months before the World of Mages stops looking for him. Simon is heartbroken, but he doesn't know why. It's just Baz. That is, until he finally understands what Baz is to him and he takes it upon himself to find Baz.
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- Part 1 of Come Back to Me
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How to: Save your Boyfriend/Mortal Enemy from your Father Figure/Evil Headmaster- An Idiot's Guide by thirtypercentdone
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 May 2020
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“Okay, so.”, Baz takes a breath, “I’m dead.”
“No, you’re not. This is a dream.”, Simon replies.
“Do you dream about me often?”, Ghost Baz asks, raising an eyebrow, even beyond the grave he manages to antagonize Simon, typical.
“What? No. I...you’re not dead.”
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The Benefits of Sleeping In A Coffin by daddysocrates
Fandoms: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell
13 May 2017
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Baz had always thought that the first time he had Simon Snow in his arms would be a happy moment. But, living tornado that he was, Simon had found a way to ruin that dream too.
(Or the one in which I manage to turn them being trapped in a coffin into tooth rotting fluff)
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Wherever You Are by lakeghost
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
21 Jan 2021
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[Eighth Year Canon Divergent AU]
"They held me hostage for six weeks!"
"Your aunt should have asked for help!"
"If you'd been there, Snow, all the numpties would be dead."
"Maybe." Simon sticks his chin out. "But it wouldn't have taken six weeks."
- Carry On, Chapter 66Fiona opts for the hammer instead of the scalpel.
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Bring Back What Once Was Mine by acciojd
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
29 Jan 2021
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In Chapter 16 of Carry On, Simon is looking for information about Baz's disapperance and Miss. Possibelf finds him in the Mage's office. She tells him that she contacted the Grimm's and that Malcom "sounded like a man at the end of his rope."
This is an AU where Miss. Possibelf finds out a bit more about why Malcom sounded at the end of his rope... and she tells Simon. Simon isn't going to let Baz Pitch just go missing on his watch.
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The dark doesn’t bother Baz. He’s a vampire, after all; that would be ridiculous. Small spaces don’t bother him that much either, although he’s still not a fan of them. As long as he can move, it’s okay. But when he’s somewhere dark and enclosed…
Well, Baz doesn’t exactly handle it well, so it's a good thing he's got Simon to help him.
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Halfway Between Hurting and Healing by 6643904379cS for Philateos
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Jun 2021
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Baz is back at Watford and he's doing fine...
Well... No, not fine... But he's good enough, right?
...Right?
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What Lies Behind Doorways by artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Apr 2022
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“I think I’m … going off,” I say, and my voice is barely audible. I didn’t know. I had no idea that’s what was happening, not until I said it aloud. But I think I’ve been going off in gruesome slow motion for the past two years.
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It all starts after Baz comes back from whereever he was for the beginning of term. It doesn't take long, but Penny realizes that Simon smells like Baz for some reason. She just doesn't know why...
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Simon protects Baz
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Five Things That Never Happened to Simon Snow by fairy_tale_echo
Fandoms: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell
01 May 2017
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Five times life turned out differently for Simon Snow (but some things are a constant in every 'verse)
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you're coming down, i'm warming up by mybloodylovers
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Sep 2020
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A large thump came from behind him followed by a clumsy string of curse words. Baz whipped around to see none other than Simon Snow himself, sprawled on the ground about a hundred feet behind him.
Simon stared at him with wide eyes, looking up from his spot on the ground. A leaf was sticking out of his curls and there was a smudge of dirt on his left cheek. Baz wanted to lick it off.
Baz was about to open his mouth and let a few choice words tell Snow exactly what he thought of his late-night stalker routine but Simon interrupted him before he could.
“You-you’re a vampire.”
Baz went still.
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Simon finds out Baz is a vampire, they fight in a snowstorm, get locked out of Watford, have to find shelter in a cottage in the Wavering Wood, and there is tragically only one bed. Whatever shall they do?
(Now with two stunning pieces of fanart for two of the chapters!! <33)
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light can be found even in the darkest of times by saltalyn
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
13 Oct 2020
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When Baz returns to Watford after being kidnapped by Numpties, Simon confronts him to figure out where he was. What happens when Simon's got Baz pinned against a wall?
prompt #3: "Stop lying to me."Series
- Part 7 of he's the sun and he's the moon
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Love Song For A Vampire by sailorblossoms
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
18 Oct 2022
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A mysterious dark flower invades Baz and Simon’s home, trapping them inside illusions designed to break them. It whispers poisoned thoughts. It feeds on pain. It’ll eat until there’s nothing left.
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