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Beelzebub pulled a small bottle from zir pocket, an elegant gold-capped crystal phial which gave off a faint ethereal glow, and Crowley realised why ze was wearing such thick leather gloves. He also realised, too late, that he’d flinched. Beelzebub grinned like a crocodile.
“I know you tricked usz, Crowley,” ze said coldly. “I know this stuff will still kill you. I'm the only one who knows. For now.” Beelzebub leaned in and made eye contact with a stare that could bore through a wall. “Help me get my job back, and maybe I won’t tell Hastur.”
For the Angstember 2021 prompt "9/6 – And what happens when I tell someone else?"
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- Part 6 of Angstember Prompts (Multifandom)
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Cookie Monster by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jun 2023
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“Nanny?” Warlock Dowling tugged at her skirt. “I’m a monster, right?”
“Yes, of course you are,” Nanny Ashtoreth assured him.
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OR: Like any loving demonic godparent would, Nanny Ashtoreth makes sure to boost the antichrist's confidence.
Naturally, it backfires.
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- Part 14 of Godparenting the (Not Quite) Antichrist
- Part 23 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
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Anything For You by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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“I cannot believe you,” Crowley grumbled, arms wound Aziraphale in a tight embrace. “You are absolutely ridiculous.”
“You’re the one who asked what I would like most of all,” Aziraphale pointed out calmly, returning the hug with a will. “All I did was answer truthfully.”
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- Part 21 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
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The Changing of the [Godparent] Guard by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
06 Nov 2022
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“I don’t want tutors!” Warlock protested. “I want you! Brother Francis, and you! No tutors!” His voice rose to a howl on the last words, and he kicked at the floor.
The fact that Nanny didn’t even take time to praise his bad behavior told Warlock that the situation really was dire. Her voice sounded oddly choked when she spoke again.
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- Part 20 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
- Part 10 of Godparenting the (Not Quite) Antichrist
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Ready or Not, Hide and Seek by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2022
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Brother Francis came out into the garden just in time to see a spruce, well-dressed nanny, complete with black boater hat, crouching down behind a medium-sized hydrangea bush, limbs pulled tightly around herself and head tucked down.
Francis cleared his throat. “Excu—”
“Ssshhhh!” Nanny Ashtoreth’s head popped up again, glaring at him through wide-lensed sunglasses. “Don’t make a sound!”
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OR: Is hide-and-seek a game that teaches persecution or benevolence? Depends who you ask.
Warlock, meanwhile, is just having fun.
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- Part 18 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
- Part 9 of Godparenting the (Not Quite) Antichrist
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“I went to another performance of Hamlet the other day,” Aziraphale remarked, offhand.
Crowley shot the angel a sidelong look, and caught Aziraphale looking sideways at him as well. Their eyes flickered quickly apart — but not before both pairs of lips curved faintly upwards.
“Did you.” Crowley kept his voice studiously neutral.
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- Part 17 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
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Idle Threats by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
05 Apr 2022
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“So,” said Aziraphale, speaking slowly and carefully, “let me get the situation straight. You lied to your houseplants, threatened them with grievous bodily harm, and told them you were going to destroy the plant that is now in your car because it grew a leaf spot.”
“Um,” said Crowley.
“But you don’t want to actually do it.”
“Ngh.”
“And so now you want me to get you out of this predicament. Which is entirely your fault.”
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- Part 16 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
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Aziraphale is ambushed by a demonic assassin. He manages to call for help, but that just leads Crowley into a trap. Can Aziraphale and Crowley find a way to save each other?
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In Aziraphale’s early days on Earth, he's under strict orders not to interfere in any way. He finally finds a way to justify helping a sick village, but he can't heal everyone on his own. To Aziraphale's surprise, Crawley lends a hand.
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Crowley dreams about being tortured in Hell. Aziraphale enters the dream to try to wake him, but Crowley is unable to rouse himself from the nightmare. With no other option, Aziraphale stays to provide whatever comfort he can.
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Not long after Eden, Aziraphale gets hurt. He has no luck healing his broken arm and doesn’t know what to do. Crawley offers to fix it for him…but aren’t demons all evil and malevolent?
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A Cottage, a Couple, and a Day in the Life of a Real Estate Agent by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
03 Feb 2022
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Lori hadn’t even realized she had any clients on the schedule for this afternoon — all her other appointments had called to cancel at the last minute — until the calendar notification had popped up on her computer reminding her that she had not one but two showings coming up soon. Thank God for calendar reminders, because there was no way she'd ever have remembered on her own; embarrassingly enough, even after the reminder, she still hadn’t recognized either of the names.
Clearly, both clients must have independently scheduled their appointments over the phone — Lori had no communication record in her email, just their names and contact info in the calendar entry — but apparently she’d been so fully zoned out that not only had she taken no notes and accidentally double-booked without realizing it, the entire conversation had completely and utterly slipped her memory.
Five years working in real estate, and this was the first time this had ever happened to Lori. She really needed to start getting more sleep.
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In which Lori shows a cottage in the South Downs, and has a Time of it. No human realtor should have to deal with these two clients. Lori does her best.
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- Part 14 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
- Part 14 of Dandelion Outsider POVs
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Two months after investigating the Spanish Inquisition, Crowley can’t escape the trauma. He spends every night drinking, trying to bury the memories. Aziraphale offers help, but Crowley is convinced that he deserves nothing but pain.
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Aziraphale is hit by a sudden sense that something’s wrong. When he investigates, he finds Crowley being attacked by humans. Aziraphale rushes in to rescue him—but Crowley doesn’t want to be rescued. Can Aziraphale still find some way to help?
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A Minor Mistake by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
21 Jan 2022
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“This was a mistake,” Crowley said aloud, after some minutes of thinking it in silence.
Turning another page with carefully gloved hands, Aziraphale gave no sign of having heard the statement — thus proving its accuracy.
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- Part 13 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
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Crowley is trapped in Gomorrah when Heaven attacks. He’s caught in the blast radius of the holy smiting, too hurt to move. He only has one hope of survival: Aziraphale. But will Aziraphale disobey orders to save him, or leave him to die?
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Demon Crowley, Serpent of Eden, may it be your will to hear my prayer and grant my petition. Um. Hello there. This is Aziraphale. Can you hear me?
There aren’t many who pray to demons these days, with the possible exception of the odd order of Satanists that Crowley does his best to avoid (though even those groups tend to default to summons and bindings over prayer, more’s the pity). Still… once of celestial stock, always of celestial stock, and you don’t lose a core capacity just because you got a sulfur-flavored demotion.
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OR: How, exactly, did Crowley end up arriving at the Bastille with such impeccable timing?
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- Part 12 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
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In a Demon's Clutches by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
11 Jan 2022
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“Got you in my clutches now, angel.” Crowley squeezes, suiting action to word. He sinks onto the sofa, pulling Aziraphale with him. “You’re trapped.”
Aziraphale’s own arms tighten in response, subtly nudging Crowley’s embrace into a more secure hold. “So I am. My, how dreadful.”
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- Part 11 of Ineffable Fluffy Angstember 2021
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After the failed Apocalypse, Aziraphale is upset about something. Although Crowley isn’t sure what’s wrong, he wants to help. But Aziraphale’s questions about loss of faith are hard for a demon to answer.
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Crowley has been feeling wrong all day—distracted, unable to focus, upset. Unable to fix the problem, he freezes up and dissociates. Can Aziraphale help him find his way back?